DnP playing a drinking board game with liquorice and soups should not be that hilarious. Just!! I had to pause the video approximately twice a minute just to take in the next hilarious thing that they said. SO many innuendos. Phil doing it on purpose for sure, glint in his eye as he was watching with glee as Dan struggled to consume liquorice, not even stopping when Dan tried to wave him off. Dan the cougar with the animal print and Phil with the blond hair, blue eyes combo. Getting use out of their left-over New Years cups. Repeat of Phil really struggling with soups (they are evil when lumpy and cold, Phil, I feel for you). Dan's hatred for liquorice (though that drink must have been toxic levels, so fair for that but not the salted liquorice because that's also a loved sweet here in Denmark as well as Sweden). Phil handing Dan the black piece instantly and choosing blue for himself. The mug with the whiskers (deep nostalgia). All of the little mini games where they're fighting so intensely, stumbling over their words and almost spilling drinks. The banana video censored and Dan hiding behind the board game packaging. Dan joking if Phil slept with the bearded ginger and Phil's lil shut up huffed out through laughter. Dan comparing himself to a hippo needing a bird to pick out stuff between his teeth, TILTING his head jokingly towards Phil as if he should be the bird and just go to town (no words for this, they are insane!). The secret draft thing (birthday related?)! The Phil can't have chocolate, so don't make that type of cake pls, mum. The sheer drama of their dice rolling and Phil threatening to leave or stick some authority on Dan about seven times. Phil being so brave and actually drinking that horrible concoction (though Dan protecting the sealz <3). The little iPhone videos put in, clearly of them just fumbling around. The sheer laughter and smiling and joy that was all throughout the video, even as they were suffering with their drinks/foods. They are just so gay and I don't even dare tally up all of the innuendos. I feel like I need an immediate rewatch. They are just so entertaining and funny and feeling themselves and it's contagious and I love them and they've come so far and this is the longest sentence ever but that's okay because none of this is meant to be pretty or nice, it's meant to just express my love for these two insane dorks that have made videos for us for like 15 years at this point. Anyway, I'm clearly completely chill. Great video, guys.
WILL WE STAY SPLIT? Dan and Phil play Split Fiction Part 2!
2009-2017 (rip)
dan and phil as sim interactions ๐ (insp)
a month ๐ without ๐ถ uploading ๐ค he ๐ฆ comes back ๐ with a tag ๐ (whoo) that no โ one 1๏ธโฃ even ๐ tagged ๐โโ๏ธ him in heโs ๐โโ๏ธ not ๐ โโ๏ธ a challenge ๐ค to drag ๐ฒ (ouch๐ฅ) so prepare ๐ for an attack โ ๏ธ and by ๐ that i mean ๐ cringe ๐ฌ (cringe) cause this ๐ motherfuckerโs ๐คฑ๐ฆ๐ฅต โbout to get dragged ๐ก๐ by his fringe ๐ฆฑ first ๐ฅ things first, youโre freakishly ๐ฆ tall ๐งโโ๏ธ itโs weird ๐๏ธ you loo ๐ like a noodle ๐ (trueโ) youโve got hair๐โโ๏ธ that was ๐ cool ๐ in 2007 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ and wet ๐ฆ you just look ๐ like a poodle ๐ฉ (hobbit) throw ๐ฎ in a really annoying ๐ posh ๐ง voice ๐ฃ๐ and, yup ๐, thatโs dan (posh) youโre what ๐ฏ would happen if winnie ๐ฏ the pooh ๐งธ fucked ๐๐ slenderman ๐ป you procrastinate โณ making ๐จ videos ๐ฅ, cause being judged ๐จโโ๏ธ is scary ๐จ? (ooh) youโre so close ๐๐ช to being forgotten ๐, the hateโs ๐ imaginary ๐ญ (whoa) the only reason ๐you get ๐โโ๏ธ views ๐๐ is youโre another ๐ช white โฌ guy ๐ถโโ๏ธ that people ๐ฅ ship ๐ขwith his friend ๐ฆ๐ป๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ cause they think ๐ค itโs kawaii ๐๐ oh reasons ๐ why danโs a fail โ (yay!) iโll give you some ๐ฒ you never ๐ต tweet ๐ฆ, you overeat ๐ฟ๐ด, all ๐ท you do is cry ๐ญ and sleep ๐ค๐ด your jokes ๐ are shitposts ๐ and memes ๐คก with no originality ๐งญ (uh huh) your familyโs ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ sad ๐ you flopped ๐พ your law ๐จ degree ๐ at university ๐ซ๐ฉโ๐ซ and anything ๐ embarrassing ๐ณ thatโs from your past ๐ you just delete โ you were vegan ๐ฅ๐ฅ for like three 3๏ธโฃ weeks, then what, you missed โน the meat ๐ฅฉ? (milk ๐๐ฅ) wow ๐ฎ, iโm so impressed by your clear โช๐ฑ moral ๐ integrity ๐งฉ! you try ๐โ so hard ๐ทโโ๏ธ to be peaceful โฎ๐ and diplomatic โ๐ณ but canโt ๐ make toast ๐ without tumblr ๐ฅ saying youโre problematic ๐ (boo, oh) i could go ๐ on thereโs more ๐ณ if i check โ thereโs more things ๐ on this list ๐ than chins ๐ค on your neck ๐งฃ on your birthday ๐๐ you joked ๐คฃ you were a quarter ๐ way to death โฐ a 100 ๐ฏ? yeah, when getting ๐ out ๐ค of bed ๐ makes you out of breath ๐ฌ? (real) so your celebrity ๐ฅณ crush ๐ฅฐ was j-law โ but ๐ now โ itโs evan p.? (mhmm) what ๐๏ธ the fuck even ๐ is your sexuality ๐ณ๏ธโ๐? itโs hard โ to put you in a box ๐ฆ when you keep ๐ it so blurry ๐ฅถ (what is it) i think โ itโs just to hide ๐ that youโre secretly ๐คญ a furry ๐ฆ iโm-iโm joking ๐๐คด obviously ๐โโ๏ธ okay ๐๏ธ that went deep ๐โโ๏ธโฆ repress ๐ it? yup ๐! before ๐ ฑ๏ธ i start โญ crying ๐ข letโs wrap ๐ฏ this shit ๐ฉ up โฌ๏ธ iโm gonna ๐ go and masturbate ๐ฆ๐ฅต๐, then cry ๐ฟ into ๐ฅด a slice ๐ of pizza ๐ (feelings ๐ค) shout ๐ฃ out ๐ณ to the other youtubers โถ๏ธ๐ฅ especially ๐ ryan higa ๐จโ๐ฆณ (jerk ๐คฌ) a cringe ๐ compilation ๐ mixed ๐ with cultural ๐งซ appropriation met ๐ค with no ๐ซ depreciation itโs the youtube ๐ฅ nation ๐บ๐ณ click โฐ subscribe ๐ , if you ๐ wanna ๐ watch โ 4 4๏ธโฃ videos ๐ผ a year ๐! (or 3) to see ๐ my last โฎ one (from 10 ๐ฅ years ๐ ago ๐), just click โ๏ธ over ๐ here ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ (fail โ) so leave ๐ a comment โ๐ญ with your reaction ๐, you can ๐ฅซ call ๐ me a liar ๐คฅ cause you ๐ just โ witnessed ๐ต the roast ๐ of danisnotonfire ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ฅ [sobbing ๐ญ]
[submitted by @jercy, god knows why]
all the moons of 2024
eye contact
Previously on Dan and Phil: 2016 โณ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]
i can't help but laugh any time dan calls the two of them friends because it always seems to stand out more in his sentance like he's bringing attention to it but not like he used to before they came out where he was really trying to sell that they were just friends but now it's like he's commiting to the bit as strongly as he can and is having too much fun with it