Phil Saying That He Didn’t Want To Stop Being “Dan And Phil.” He Was The One Who Convinced Dan

The crazy thing about The Ranch Monologue™️ is that Dan is using them to explain how perfect ranch is. He tastes ranch and thinks “this is such a perfect combination of flavors” and in his brain the best way to explain to Phil how much he likes it is to say “it’s just like US”. He’s not using ranch as a metaphor for his relationship he’s using the relationship to explain how perfect the ranch is.

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

me when the night changes: 😮

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

dan & phil + the sims 4 [1/?]

for anyone else who might need this today

need this look to comeback now