Bill: It’s Not Gay If I Wanna Date Stan As Like Bros, Right?

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

bill, cooking dinner: we’re gettin wild with the seasonings tonight!

mike: fam, that’s salt

bill: i know, it’s so spicy!

mike, walking towards the door: i’m not eatin it, i’m not-

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

Mike: What's up with Richie? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.

Bill: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Mike: Why?

Bev: Eddie giggled.

Alright, pal. It’s time to go. 

THE SIEGE | THE RESCUE

I’m doin a sad :(

daniel howell at pride; a moodboard

staying comfy for spooky season 🎃

Richie: Wait for it, wait for it…9:01. Stan is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Ben: His alarm didn’t go off.

Riche: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bev: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

Richie: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Bev, but way more plausible than Ben’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Eddie: I bet he tucked himself into his bed too tight and got stuck.