Reddie #13

I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

I got bored and doodled some reddie shit

If anyone asks what Unus Annus is/was I’ll just show them this image 

Richie: well I’m Richie, short for Richard. How about we call you Eds, short for Eddie?

Eddie: Eddie is already short for Edward dumbass

if you still wanted an art request, could i get maybe some reddie + holding hands? :)

HI thank you for this request!! sorry this is ten thousand years late… i hope this is what you wanted :DD

@eddiespaghetti0 we gotta work through this list one day

hey tumblr, finished a drawing that took me a few days  tommy just chilling

Hey Ed’s how you doing shortstack ( @eddiespaghetti0 ) :)))) Love you tho

beverly: we should start appreciating the smaller things in life.

richie: like eddie?

eddie: richie i sWEAR