Love Calculators Be Like:

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

One. I’m way too lazy to do anything for April 1st.

Two. I won’t even be aware it’s April 1st because what even is time and how do you keep track of it?

Three. That’s not the kind of discomfort or anxiety I like to cause from my blog.

Four. If I am to post/re-blog anything like that on my blog I will be tagging it appropriately to AVOID unwilling participation.

Spoliers for two Dark reigns and the last couple of chapters for one dark throne

Me: poor Jules

Mom: what happened this time

Me: Joseph died Mom: shouldn’t it be poor Joseph 

Me: no Jules is gonna be really upset

Mom: I thought Natalia was your favourite character

Me: yes but she’s dead too 

Mom: ....

After Katherine’s Breccia Fall

Natalia: Katharine is at a very special age when a girl only has one thing is on her mind.

Pietyr: Boys? Natalia: Homicide

A aromantic planet (probably already done)  

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

i always think about that study where they had adults hold a baby, and when they were told the baby was a girl the adults said she was cute and small, and when they were told the baby was a boy they said he was big and strong. they rated the baby’s ability to do things and tendency towards certain toys differently. they even held the baby differently. (x) or when they rated the baby’s physical ability to do various tasks such as climbing up a slope differently, (x) & when they measured how much parents told their girl children vs. their boy children to be careful and stop being so rowdy (x), & when they measured how often girls and boys were told to be quiet. (x) this was, obviously, all unconscious behavior in the adults. they’re not all like, raving sexists who outspokenly believe that women can’t do stuff or that girls really should just be quieter, be more still than boys. like its not even counting the direct, actual messages, its just literally how every single person in your entire life treats you, and if asked they would probably deny that its even because you’re a girl. how the fuck am i supposed to believe this doesn’t affect a child’s development when its literally constant throughout the entire process 

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Recently

Me: *pisses off a guy*

Also me: * starts reading a book*

Him: *steals my chromebook*

Me: keep it just give it back for school work

Him: *utterly confused*

Him: *steals my water bottle*

Me: *shrugs*

Best Freind: insert name I need to show you something

Me: *Closes book & walks toward them*

Him: *steals my book*

Me: *turns around and gives him death glare*

Him: *runs away* 

Me: *chases him*

Best Friend: Give up Guy! She may be the slowest in the grade but when you steal her book you either get tackled or die

Two minutes later

Me: I got my book

Guy: is sitting panting