Trejo1776

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

This user uses he/they pronouns

☾ masterlist ☽

last updated: 07/03/2020

Arrow

roy harper - you get hurt

Divergent

eric - he finds out you’re divergent

eric - he protects you

tobias eaton / four - You take a bullet for him [PART ONE] | [PART TWO]

Doctor Who

clara oswald - picnics in the park

clara oswald - she leaves and accidentally comes back three years later

two - he introduces you to the T.A.R.D.I.S

nine - he tells you he loves you after you hurt yourself

ten - he saves you from war

eleven - you argue and he apologises

eleven - he tells you he loves you

eleven - he pretends to be your husband

eleven - not you

eleven [DRABBLE] - when you’re sleeping

twelve - he’s jealous

Heroes of Olympus

apollo / lester papadopolous - you comfort him and he kisses you

MCU

peter parker - you find out he’s spider-man

peter parker - he’s jealous when you get attention at a party

peter parker - you’re sick but he’s busy with spider-man duties

meeting peter parker as a member of the guardians of the galaxy would include…

Merlin

merlin - you’re in a secret relationship

sir gwaine - he flirts with you, unaware that you’re a princess

Once Upon a Time

felix - you teach him how to use technology

hook / killian jones - he’s drunk

peter pan - he chooses you over killing

peter pan - he wants you to stay in neverland

regina mills - she tries to help you with an eating disorder

One Direction

louis tomlinson - he doesn’t like your boyfriend

Riverdale

cheryl blossom - she’s not good with feelings

FP jones - your parents don’t approve

jughead jones - you have a nightmare

jughead jones - you’re reunited when you move to riverdale

Shadowhunters

alec lightwood - you’re pregnant

jace herondale - you think he hates you

raphael santiago - he’s jealous 

Stranger Things

billy hargrove - heaven-sent [series x OC] 

billy hargrove - babysitting duty

billy hargrove - i love you

Teen Wolf

isaac lahey - he comforts you

isaac lahey - he leaves you and comes back when you’re dating brett talbot

The Hunger Games

caesar flickerman - you’re his bodyguard

finnick odair - he’s insecure about his past

finnick odair - you think he’s dead

The Vampire Diaries & The Originals

damon salvatore - you tell him you love him after risking your life for him

damon salvatore - he tells you he loves you

elijah mikaelson - he hurts you when he’s drunk

klaus mikaelson - you’re the salvatore’s sister

Vlog Squad

todd smith - bad night

  I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years.  Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.”   Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Reblog if you believe that Demisexuality is a legit sexuality

I’ve had enough with people believing that it’s just a fancy little title for non LGBT+ members to feel especial. Demisexuality exists and it’s legit.

Do I think Dorian is a piece of shit? Yes, I do

Is he still my precious baby boy who can do no wrong? Also yes

I am obsessed with this now

thank you @roxycake @1deabril and @rebirth-unit for your patience hehe~

It’s jellicle! Loki this time✨ (from this post)

find more of this mischievous duo here! and find more jellicle marvel here, here and here c:

Hey look i made another one

(GIF ain't mine)

Jesus: Why did you throw that? Now I'm sad :(

Judas: ...

Jesus: Judas... the blanket has feelings too...

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The Blanket: Hello. I'm filing a complaint against one of your followers

Jesus: Sure. Which one?

The Blanket: Judas >:(

Jesus:

Jesus: ... Sorry, our compliant system isn't working right now, we will fix it soon

The Blanket: When will you fix it?!

Jesus: *hangs up*... That was close

Source: The JCS brainworms of my brain