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(GIF ain't mine)
Jesus: Why did you throw that? Now I'm sad :(
Judas: ...
Jesus: Judas... the blanket has feelings too...
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The Blanket: Hello. I'm filing a complaint against one of your followers
Jesus: Sure. Which one?
The Blanket: Judas >:(
Jesus:
Jesus: ... Sorry, our compliant system isn't working right now, we will fix it soon
The Blanket: When will you fix it?!
Jesus: *hangs up*... That was close
Source: The JCS brainworms of my brain