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JCS Incorrect Quotes

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Jesus: What is your biggest weakness?

Judas: I can be uncooperative.

Jesus: Okay, can you give me an example?

Judas: No.

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Judas: Jesus and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jesus: Sentences.

Judas: Don't interrupt me.

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Judas: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Mary: I do have a sense of humor you know

Judas: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Mary: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Simon: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Mary: Alright, what's 30x17?

Simon: 47

Mary: That's not even close.

Simon: But it was fast.

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Peter: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Judas has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

(GIF ain't mine)

Jesus: Why did you throw that? Now I'm sad :(

Judas: ...

Jesus: Judas... the blanket has feelings too...

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The Blanket: Hello. I'm filing a complaint against one of your followers

Jesus: Sure. Which one?

The Blanket: Judas >:(

Jesus:

Jesus: ... Sorry, our compliant system isn't working right now, we will fix it soon

The Blanket: When will you fix it?!

Jesus: *hangs up*... That was close

Source: The JCS brainworms of my brain