Jesus: What is your biggest weakness?
Judas: I can be uncooperative.
Jesus: Okay, can you give me an example?
Judas: No.
Judas: Jesus and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Jesus: Sentences.
Judas: Don't interrupt me.
Judas: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Mary: I do have a sense of humor you know
Judas: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Mary: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Simon: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Mary: Alright, what's 30x17?
Simon: 47
Mary: That's not even close.
Simon: But it was fast.
Peter: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Judas has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.
I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.
i love MUSIC NOTE.
Please. Please please please read this and reblog!
If you support LGBTQ Rights you need to stop scrolling and read this. This is not a fucking joke.
If you cant read this, here it is:
If you don’t remember Sophie M Herold, she is a German girl, who is extremely homophobic and transphobic. She has found out LGBTQ persons names, addresses, personal info etc. And set up her own database. Her intentions with this are harmful.
She is sending out this information, your information, your best friends information, someone you love and care about. She’s sending it to hate groups, malicious people, people with bad intentions. And if you think I’m blowing this out of proportion, people have been kicked out of homes, disowned by families and even MURDERED. Yes, murdered. Innocent people who have done nothing but love. She has had numerous blogs and each have been removed. Tumblr staff are aware of her, and as far as I’m aware she currently doesn’t have a blog, but this does not mean she isn’t still on peoples tumblrs, asking via anon where you live, what your name is. An email I received today. She’s sending out information of same sex couples with children so the children can be kidnapped. She entitled it “Time to strike back”. If that doesn’t suggest harmful intentions I don’t know what does. Please be extremely careful what you post on tumblr, on twitter, facebook, anywhere. Do NOT give out your full name or your address, or even the town in which you live. Look out for one another, and don’t answer any suspicious anons. Especially if they use your name in quotation marks. Sophie M Herold is still out there, she always will be, so please spead this message and warn people. She’s attacking in silence. We don’t need more people dying because of her actions.========This disgusting excuse of a human being of needs to stop, but the only way it can be stopped is if you spread this! Please, be aware of any suspicious people or anons asking for personal information. It can get you or your loved ones in SERIOUS DANGER. Thank you.
bootlegs can be hard to find on youtube because of the weird, copyright-avoiding titles, so here’s a list of all the ones i’ve found:
a
amelie (i think obc) (rly high quality) EDIT: this is apparently from the LA run of the show, sorry for any confusion! thanks @musicalfucker and @themeddlinggirl for letting me know!
anything goes (rachel york) (thanks @a-journey-of-selfdiscovery)
anything goes (sutton foster) (potato level quality)
avenue q (not bway) (thanks @thetoxiczombie)
avenue q (obc)
b
bombshell (smash) (concert)
the book of mormon (obc with andrew rannells) (not the best quality but i guess we’re not paying for it)
the book of mormon (nic rouleau)
c
cabaret (2014) (alan cumming, emma stone)
carrie (thanks @thetoxiczombie)
catch me if you can (obc, with aaron tveit) (show starts at 1:20. slightly shakyfor the first two minutes and a slightly obstructed view for part of the show)
charlie and the chocolate factory (jake ryan flynn as charlie) (show starts at 2:56)
d
dear evan hansen
e
evil dead the musical (thanks @thetoxiczombie!)
f
falsettos (2016 revival) (terrible quality)
falsettos (2016 revival) (good quality)
falsettos (2016 revival) (low quality)
falsettos (1993 LA cast) (bad quality because it was recorded in 1993 lol)
g
groundhog day
h
hairspray (andy randy as link)
heathers (original off-broadway cast) (understudy as heather c)
hedwig and the angry inch (andy randy)
hedwig and the angry inch (andy randy v2) (obstructed view)
hedwig and the angry inch (darren criss) (really really clear view? like it’s slightly weird how amazing the view is?)
hedwig and the angry inch (neil patrick harris)
hedwig and the angry inch (lena hall as hedwig)
i
into the woods (obc) (understudy as snow white) (thanks @albanian-asshole!)
j
jersey boys (andy randy) (some parts of the show missing)
k
l
legally blonde (mtv recording) (obc)
legally blonde (off-broadway previews) (christian borle, laura bell bundy)
legally blonde (last obc show)
les miserables (2014 cast) (vimeo) (vid quality isn’t great but audio is a+)
m
miss saigon (obc) (act one) (act two) (thanks @thechaiyac!)
miss saigon (lea salonga as kim) (not great quality)
n
natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812 (not sure what cast, i’m not a huge fan of this show)
newsies (obc)
next to normal (obc) (trigger warning, if you’re triggered by suicide, self-harm and mentions of mental illness i would consider reading the synopsis before watching)
next to normal (off-broadway) (brian d’arcy james as dan)
p
phantom of the opera (sierra boggess)
pokemon live! (yup) (with andrew rannells) (not amazing vid quality)
q
r
rent (hollywood bowl) (aaron tveit as roger)
s
saved! (aaron tveit) (thanks @thetoxiczombie)
she loves me (pbs recording)
something rotten (mainly obc w/ rob mcclure as nick bottom)
something rotten act 1 act 2 (obc w/ brian d’arcy james)
something rotten (previews)
spongebob (it’s in 5 parts so it’s in a playlist)
spring awakening (deaf west)
spring awakening (obc)
spring awakening (1st national tour)
t
u
v
w
waitress (betsy wolfe as jenna)
waitress (sara bareilles)
west side story (revival)
x
y
z
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Frankenstein: A New Musical
New York World Premiere Cast
vance’s actor confirmed that they shot more scenes with vance and some when hes with the grabber so now i’m thinking we have more footage for all the missing kids
all i have to say is RELEASE THE EXTENDED CUT!!!
A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.
These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.
Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!