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3 years ago

JCS Incorrect Quotes

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Jesus: What is your biggest weakness?

Judas: I can be uncooperative.

Jesus: Okay, can you give me an example?

Judas: No.

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Judas: Jesus and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jesus: Sentences.

Judas: Don't interrupt me.

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Judas: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Mary: I do have a sense of humor you know

Judas: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Mary: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Simon: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Mary: Alright, what's 30x17?

Simon: 47

Mary: That's not even close.

Simon: But it was fast.

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Peter: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Judas has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...


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