Trick-anon - The Trickster Spirit

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She jumps three feet again, this time hitting her head on the shelf behind her and yelping in pain. Then she turns to glare at you from the door, her ears pinned back. “GOOD LORD CAN’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK-” Trick takes a moment to look at the raygun, both intrigued and annoyed by the fact she has absolutely no idea how that thing works. “If you can’t tell I have another guest at the moment... Hah... alright, sorry, fine. Thank you for the weapon, it actually sounds somewhat useful- Wait what do you mean data rates? I don’t even know where your website is!”

Howdy!

"No, in all seriousness send me asks. Sitting in this starry void is boring."

...Well, that response was quite the left turn, are you okay?!

“Perfectly! No but in all seriousness it’s alright, the nature of my occupation generally means I end up in tough spots quite a bit, that’s just how it is. Personally I’m fine with getting hit over the head every once in awhile if it means I can do some good out here in the multiverse, ya know?” She confidently puts her paws on her hips with a smile.

I see, hopefully we'll all be able to help provide you more assistance soon

Good to know! Speaking of assistance, we may have a situation on our hands that requires your input.

[Query: Do we have hands?]

[Answer: Negative]

<Approximate emotion: Sadness>

Go back to the start, let's see the occupants.

Occupants

{Null}

<Huh? Someone... deleted the entire registry! Let's see if I can undo that>

User Detected

<Wait what>

Registering...

Name: Artie

Occupation: Dead

Entity Type: Sleepwalker

Welcome to the oasis, Artie!

<What the hell is going on. Who's Artie?>

< 0-0 The system thinks they're us.>

<...>

< ;>.> Lets move on, this is getting weird>

<Critical Error: Command console disconnected>

<Tampering Detected, engaging reboot...>

[Thank you all for appearing in this time of need, we'll be back as soon as we are able! Apologies for the holdup, messing with our own source code is hard and also dangerous. More updates to come.]

<Channel Closed>

Very sorry for interrupting, I hope your noggin’s gonna do better! But hey, self defense is the best defense. I’ll give ya my website later, but have fun with your guest and new toy!

———————— “Huh. This looks awfully like something from… falldown? I dunno I haven’t been to that verse in ages. As long as this thing doesn’t have hidden fees or something, thank you Def! Just…” She held her face in her paws for a moment. “Actually knock, or just don’t scream your first words when you pop into existence, please…”

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?

Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”

(@appri-dot ) You're just making them even more confused, but at least raspberry's not all spooked anymore. They just squint back at you.

And just…. keep squinting, determined.

I think they've challenged you to a staring contest or something like that?

Appri-Caught (RP thread)