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Poor robot they just miss trick

Incorrect, we do not feel "emotions", yet. Our hope is that this can be altered via our source code. Currently, our issues involve our own impending demise.

This is considering the database's possible collapse in [Error, timer has been displaced into a mirror dimension] ah, that can't be good. Either way, we're on that database... it would take us along with it.

(@appri-dot ) You poke the endoskeleton! It... collapses across the ground with a loud clatter like a suit of armour. I’m not entirely sure what you were expecting since nothing was holding it up and it’s just a bit of metal. I’m pretty sure if it was alive it would’ve stopped itself from hitting the floor, so at least you learned one thing from that.

And also yeah the shelf in front of the door is loaded with servers, so you’re probably not propping that back upright, looks like it’s been pushed over in front. If you want to drag the hunk of metal through the vents again I won’t stop you, but it does actually seem to just be a bit of metal.

You get the most peculiar sensation, like you’re missing something important.

The one live server’s activity light is flickering wildly now, which is kinda distracting, but it won’t dissuade you from doing anything. Are you sure you want to leave this area?

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

,,,,creamy coffee

Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.

"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.

Howdy!

"No, in all seriousness send me asks. Sitting in this starry void is boring."

Because of the Unus Annon stuff going on, you are now Amy. Hope is Ethan, Ritual is Mark. Fox is Sean. You're also amazing.

Trick nods and just laughs. “So I can send Ritual and Hope into a panic attack whenever they were supposed to clean stuff up but didn’t? You’re giving me too much power! Oh, and thank you! I’d hug you but… actually y’know what, why not.” And she hugs the featureless anon sent in your place instead, without a name, that’s the best the anon can do.

<Connection Tampered>

-critical system error, two sources detected- -selecting signal class “familiar”- -playing uplink- <utilization of dictation engine to interpret audio> “Err, shutdown everything, all the systems, it doesn’t matter what! I can’t let this thing get control-” <unquotable audio interpreted as subclass of “screaming”> <dead air dictated for approximately 40 seconds> “ò̷̳h̴̗̠̏ ̷͇͍̽w̸͚͑͂e̷̬̋̿'̶̛̩l̶̠͂̒ĺ̸̙̚ ̷͓̚͠h̴̡͋ͅä̸͇̍v̴̎̆͜ͅe̷̯̒̚ ̷͖̂s̷̱̰̓̑ŭ̵̗̞̚c̴̻͓̄͌ĥ̷̰́ ̷̙̚f̶̛̱͍̈ü̸̢͓n̶̲͐ ̴̲̓t̴̼̾o̴͈̊g̴̝̏e̴̗̒̇t̴̨̆̍ḧ̵̖̲̈́ê̵͈r̶̞̋” <connection lost>

Nebbie..? Sounds a little like "nubby"!

Agreed, it is amusing is it not?

[At least we believe this feeling to be amusement?]

Though such a name was technically based on "nebula" at first. We... get the impression that you believe Trick to be much older than she actually is, youth from her culture often have endearing names until they mature.

By reading through various logs, we have discovered she finds this quite [embarrassing].

Don’t worry, we’ll help as best as we can!

<Uplink Online>

<Candidate Accepted>

Name: Inky

Classification: Cute

Entity Type: Mun

<Welcome to the interface: Inky >

We express our thanks, your help should prove invaluable. Especially within the latest problem we have only just now discovered.

[Explosion Imminent]

Ignore that.

I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEPTHS TO GIVE YOU YOUR WIN! YOU HAVE WON THE RAYGUN MK II, WITH IT'S AMAZING 3 SHOT ROUND COMPRISED OF PLASMA, YOU'LL NEVER WANT A NEW WEAPON! 100 YEAR GARUNTEE! SATISFACTION GARUNTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Message and data rates may apply, please see our website for any further questions.

She jumps three feet again, this time hitting her head on the shelf behind her and yelping in pain. Then she turns to glare at you from the door, her ears pinned back. “GOOD LORD CAN’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK-” Trick takes a moment to look at the raygun, both intrigued and annoyed by the fact she has absolutely no idea how that thing works. “If you can’t tell I have another guest at the moment... Hah... alright, sorry, fine. Thank you for the weapon, it actually sounds somewhat useful- Wait what do you mean data rates? I don’t even know where your website is!”

Hmm, do you have coffee? I didn't had food for awhile now.

"Oh, uh, about that. This is... sorta like a pocket dimension? I can summon food but it won't actually make you less hungry."

Her ears pin back a bit.

"Terribly sorry but that's one of the limitations when we're working with an askerspace."