Good Luck, Naruto

Just thinking to myself… my predictions really are 50/50, huh?

spoilers for jshk chapter 94 below

Me, when Sumire first reveals she’s Six’s yorishiro: haha, well, that’s some place to have your yorishiro seal! guess they were more intimate than we know, I jokingly say to myself

Jshk chapter 89: Sumire and Hakubo almost fuck.

Jshk chapter 94: Hakubo bites that very spot (like, really bites).

Me, after chapter 89: wow, did not expect them to show this on-screen… “they’re gonna continue this night when they reunite, aren’t they?”, I joke to myself. eh, aidairo’s probably gonna reference it with joke, I doubt they’ll get more explicit than this, since it’s a shounen

Jshk chapter 93: ends with the steamiest kiss of the whole series, complete with lip-biting and moaning

Me, after chapter 93: oh, wow! well, now it can’t get more explicit than this. they’ll probably be interrupted, or we’ll cut to another pov

Jshk chapter 94: actually shows them having metaphorical (and maybe literal?) sex with vore

Me, after chapter 90: makes a whole theory about how Sumire will eat one of Hakubo’s eyes so they can be together, jokingly calls it ‘romantic eye-ball eating’ because it will symbolize them finally getting married/consummating their marriage

Jshk chapter 94: Hakubo devours Sumire so they won’t be separated again by someone else, symbolizing them finally getting married/consummating their marriage

Me, after chapter 94:… I actually got “romantic cannibalism” right?! … maybe I should stop joking to myself (amused)

a comprehensive guide on how to draw the xianle quartet by pigeon

when the tech support guy starts calling you babygirl

in the movie gojo says "no one is allowed to take the youth away from kids. no one is." and i think that's very telling of how solidified his resolve has finally become because once geto crossed that line, gojo couldn't let him live. at the end of the movie, geto likely would have died anyway from his wounds, but his death wasn't guaranteed. gojo could have technically turned a blind eye the way he'd done with geto's past crimes. he could have let him go and framed it as an escape. or he could have waited for him to die on his own in the alleyway, but in the end gojo chose to kill geto himself.

Don’t Think of the Blue Eyed Ghost

Don’t think of the Mother’s mind 

Rotting to Brine 

As the little shoes,

Dusty from Time

No longer smelling of sweet Lime,

As her family burns thyme

Don’t Think of the daughter

Who has  always Loved Her Father,

With dry tears 

As  her destiny leered 

Don’t think of the middle child, 

Who’s rage never burns mild, 

With a heart cold and wild, 

And who has seen more than vile

Don’t think of the youngest

Who’s eyes shine the Loveliest 

With scars over all his heart,

Who has once fallen apart

Don’t think of the Father, 

That went Farther

And guilt haunted him,

And choked on him to the brim,

Don’t think of the Blue-eyed Ghost,

Taking over a Black-haired Host,

With Smiles as Sharp as Wires, 

Wrath as harping as Fire

weirdy from the hollow had it figured out. be purple and morally ambiguous and create problems on purpose. all there is to life.

a thermos full of boiling coffee spilled on my legs when I was trying to make breakfast because there's nothing better than start the day with agonizing pain and second degree burns

I haven’t seen literally anyone else mention this scene and it’s my favorite joke from the entire show

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

Truer words have never been written

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