The Watchers Finally Thinking They're Gonna Get A Meal From Smajor As They Find Him Full On Sobbing In

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

Hello, it's the Birthday Anon. Or less ambigiously, the "a year in parkour civilization is 360 days" anon. So, if birthdays exist, surely holidays do. I think this will turn into a full ass calendar but idc, I NEED this.

Firstly, 12 months, 30 days each month. Here's the names of the 12 months since I'm NOT going to use the regular calendar stuff of "January, February, March" and so on.

1-block, 2-block, 3-block, Vertical, Ladder, Stair, Fence, Chain, Ice, Neos, Glass and Crystal. (PS: ngl I forgot the parkour legends so I might've been calling a parkour champion by the wrong name)

That's my proposed calender but you can invent your own Parkour Civilization Month Names if needed.

Then, holidays. I don't have exact dates tbh but I have ideas:

Something Something Parkour God related holiday(s).

Birthday of the old man.

Holidays dedicated to Parkour Legends.

Birthday of the Evil Champion.

Date of when X level of civilization is built assuming it had to built and was built at seperate times.

Holidays for specific Parkour Pro jobs. Like "House selling day" or something.

Holidays for specific items like totems of undying, brewing stands or whatever.

aaand... I'm kind of tired and while I'd love to ramble on and on, I don't really have much more energy to say all my ideas. See you later and I may ramble more when this ask gets posted! /nf

Illustrations for my fic, Oh, brother!, in which Gem visits her brother Etho for the first time in a while. Oh, and she's also meeting his new partner, and doesn't quite know how to feel about that.

Or, a look at Gem and Etho through the years.

pix just premiered his minecraft legends gameplay video about when he, grian, false and oli were invited to play it against some of the devs

he revealed that they won their match, and 3/4 of them had no idea how they won because they’d just been running around figuring things out as they went because they hadn’t picked everything up from the tutorial… until they found out that it was because grian had been constantly sneakily sending creepers into the dev team’s base throughout the entire match and slowly destroyed them without anybody noticing

Literally how Lizzie and Joel meet in my au

Lizzie is walking to school. She almost trips over a kid on a scooter, nearly walks into Cleo on rollerskates, and barely dodges Mumbo's bike just to have Scar catch her ankle with his wheelchair. Joel is watching all of this happen while on his skateboard, drifts off sideways watching her and ends up nearly crashing into her.

Later that evening, they meet each other in the emergency room.

Joel: (jokingly) What'd you get hit by this time, a car?

Lizzie: (fully serious, deadpan) No, I got hit by a truck.

(there is a reason why Joel is there, it's not important rn)

I think most of the life series fandom know about the Crow Curse (Lizzie saving Jimmy from the Canary Curse in secret life), but I don't think it really counts as a curse seeing as it only happened once. what I propose is the Shadow Curse, which is where Lizzie's deaths are always overshadowed or otherwise "not about her".

Starting in Last Life, her first death was escaping Joel as the Boogeyman, about breaking his curse rather than it being her fault. Her second life goes a similar way, to Joel by the Boogey curse. Her next life goes in a trap that could have killed anyone, it didn't matter. All that mattered was that the Boogey was cured. Then we have her final death in Last Life by Bdubs, and it wasn't about her. It was about clearing his name and proving something to Etho. She was just a convenient life.

Her next series was Secret Life, where she is most known for breaking the Canary Curse. Not something she built, not a relationship to another player, but her sacrifice to the Watchers and freeing Jimmy. Her first death was barely noticed, not even due to a player but a skeleton. Her second was by Jimmy, who didn't even know who she was or why she was there. Then her last life was a failed red kill, she tried to kill Scott but failed. She took too long, and looked an enderman in the eye. What killed her wasn't Scott's revenge, or an avenging ally of his, it was just a silly mistake.

Then in Wild Life we see this pattern of deaths being insignificant or inpersonal continue. She was killed twice by Skizz to get back to being a Yellow name, and once again we see that she was just a source of lives for the other players. Killed by Jimmy to get back to yellow again, this time it was consensual but still about someone else. Killed by a vex next, but it was lost in all the chaos of that session, then killed on a trap that again, could have killed anyone. Then finally, her last life, finally done on purpose by another player-- but it still isn't about her. It's about the rivalry between Jimmy and Grian. She was just caught in the crossfire. We don't even know her last words. And why should we want to know? She wasn't the important one in that scene, she was just an extra. The bait to Grian's trap. She never served any other purpose.

All of these details make her forgotten. All of them point to another player, if there was a player to begin with. She was just stuck in the crossfire, always overshadowed by someone else. And that's her curse. She will never be in the limelight. She will never be at the center of a conflict. She will always be in the Shadows.

Just like her name. Just like her nature.

Sorry the worms got to my brain

I feel absolutely awful. I hate fevers and I hate illness and I hate everything like that. The second I so much as get out of bed I can feel Death staring me in the face.

Life Series as Incorrect Quotes Pt2

Since the last one did surprisingly well.

Staring contests are surprisingly common on Hermitcraft, and because of this they have a few rules that come with them.

First off, Keralis is banned, since his eyes can’t physically close and looking into his eyes for extended periods of time is a bad idea anyway.

Second, Etho isn’t banned, but he’s on thin ice. The Hermits are still trying to figure out if he can just go awhile without blinking, or if blinking is completely optional for him.

Third, Grian was previously banned but is now allowed to participate again. This has nothing to do with his ability to blink, but instead because he kept cheating by kicking his opponent. If he gets caught doing it again to anyone who isn’t Scar he’ll be banned again.

It isn’t a rule, but Wels can’t participate. It’s a little bit hard to have a staring contest when you’re a mannequin that doesn’t have eyes. He is very upset by this. Also, despite only having one organic eye, Doc can participate.

Once season 10 started Joe was almost temporarily banned from staring contests, since he was a muppet and his eyes were presumably made of plastic. But for staring contests he always covers his eyes with his hands whenever he would reasonably be blinking, so he is free to have as many staring contests as he wants.

Whenever Imp and Skizz have staring contests with each other, they somehow always end up tying.

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