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Owl with a long neck like a swan. 

Don’t forget the longest lasting rule 34: ditto. The thing that can turn into literally anything, or anyone.

i dont think you should want to fuck pokemon. when i see a pekachu my penis stay soft

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I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.

Being this back to essential oils and watch the world burn.

Back in the 1920s, many radium water producers advocated drinking radium water as a necessity of healthy living.

Someone please make videos of these ideas!

i think we as a society really need more sound-effect-based comedy, like just imagine the potential:

-person falling down the stairs, but theres a slinky sound effect evrytime they hit a step

-person falls into a bush or a tree or something, but instead of a regular leaf-russling sound, it makes like a SHLORP portal-sounding noise

-person gets stabbed or cut open except it makes either a paper-tearing noise or the crinkly noise of someone opening a bag of chips

-person jumps into a pool, makes a glass-shattering sound

-person taking a long smoke of a cigarette, but it makes a wet, slurpy, licky-sounding noise

Hey, Bowser is also a war criminal.

I love when people are like “this character is a war criminal” and show a character from a setting where we have no idea what the rules of war are. Like yeah they’re a torturer or murderer or whatever but if you wanna call them a criminal over it you gotta back it up with some kind of indication of what things might be in their conventions.