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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

Felines and canines are probably some of the oldest mammalian Pokémon because of of revers’ closer relation to mew.

Pokemon except it’s like real animal taxonomy so there’s like 550 different species of Cutiefly that can only be separated by DNA tests

This is a good idea, right?

can we spam post?

Reblog to make it die faster

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

Dead?

suggestion: vampire characters who actually act their age

I was apart of tumblr before I even knew what it was. Behold, a tumblr user!

It is in fact impossible to lie on the Internet. If you ever see a post which seems to be obviously false, that post is transdimensional leakage from a parallel universe where whatever it says is true.