Latest Posts by twobraincellgenius - Page 3

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

ATTENTION!!!

Not all clowns can or should have sugar every meal!

As a horror clown owner, myself, I can tell you that those types of clowns are unable to digest it properly, they have to have it WITH their food, it's not always 100% sugar, that's why I own a horror clown, they mainly eat meat and on rare occasions their own eggs, HOWEVER, that's when they have a lack of proper nutrients or if they're duds! Not to mention some clowns on rare occasions have intolerances to glucose, it's not a pretty sight however, some do contract a multitude of diseases and even die from malnutrition, it's best to see what you can do and if you are unable to help them, it's best to give them to someone who's able to help or in the worst cases, put them down... Also, if you're curious about what to feed horror clowns, I normally give mine baby back ribs with a sugary glaze, steak with a honey and burbon syrup, chicken in the shape of dinosaurs with a sweet BBQ sauce and on rare occasions maple smoked salmon with a brown sugar crust, however, since mine is part Harlequin, she does get the option for a mead or wine as well also she does have a higher sugar requirement! Anyways, your railroad clowns also shouldn't have too much sugar, but, since they're outside dwelling, I'd recommend leaving a can of beans outside and if it's gone then they took it, if it's not, they probably took another clown's beans, who knows? They're very adaptable though! Mimes are allowed to have sugar, but not as much! They're allowed to also have wine, cheese, coffee and bread, they also are very picky with what type of sweets they have, it's probably best to see what they like and then give them that!

If you want to try different candies or meals, make sure you monitor them while they're eating, if they seem bored like if their hijinks have less energy or if they out right throw the food at you, that means you should absolutely show them new foods, WITHIN THEIR DIETARY NEEDS!!! I cannot tell you how many times I go to my job at the clown hospital and tell them that they should do that and they end up feeding their horror clown a SALAD! This is why they have a horrible reputation! DO NOT feed your clowns anything they're unable to digest, because before you know it, your clown will maul you or worse, they'll die! I've seen too many mimes, jesters and horror clowns in a sugar coma because someone thought it would be fine to give them only sugary foods! Do your research before owning a clown, please!

Also for people who think horror clowns should be illegal and their owners in jail, please don't interact, the only reason why they get a poor reputation is because of terrible owners who just use them to look cool and don't take time to train them, care for them or give them proper enrichment! If you are unwilling to do that for a horror clown, then maybe don't get a clown at all! It is a 80-100+ year commitment and I've seen so many clowns at ages 5-30 that are in such bad shape we had to call the authorities... You have no clue how stressful it is!

Why are there so many porn bots under the clown related tags like omg fuck off

Happy april fools day

we are trying to not let poppy out, the amount of silly is contagious and it will make him break things

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

I was reading a book (about interjections, oddly enough) yesterday which included the phrase “In these days of political correctness…” talking about no longer making jokes that denigrated people for their culture or for the colour of their skin. And I thought, “That’s not actually anything to do with ‘political correctness’. That’s just treating other people with respect.”

Which made me oddly happy. I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase “politically correct” wherever we could with “treating other people with respect”, and it made me smile. 

You should try it. It’s peculiarly enlightening.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking “Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!”

Happy Valentine’s Day.

#funguary day 1, Mycena subcyanocephala! Or Blue Bonnet mushroom. A newly discovered mushroom from Taiwan - it’s only been seen about 8 times.

Downtown (affectionate)

Downtown (derogatory)

*canonballs into 2024 bc i've grown inured to the horrors and am overdue to be bedazzed by the wonders* giddyeup bitch

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

No gods no masters

damn ok lake superior

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

hi, gentle reminder that you can reclaim slurs for yourself but not for the entire community! Please don't say g*y when talking about other fags, it is a harmful word that has been used against the queer community to hurt mlm, use less harmful words like cocksucker, faggot, queer, and fairy! Thank you ✨

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

Disabled people need to be listened to when we design our cities. If we want Walkable cities they also need to be accessible cities and we need to recognize that banning cars is not the solution to all urban problems as car trips will always be necessary in some amount

Switching the logo over to disability pride trak because I feel like it

really really really important