After Crying Is The Best Part, The Knocked Out, Eyes Swollen, Dreariness, Tired Eyes, Istg Are Like A

i’m not as short as some of you mfs on here, i’m a good 5’6, but i want to climb both pre buff jack hodgson and buff jack hodgson like a redwood tree so bad 😠

only two gifs 😣

the weird urge to make smut hc's of cockwarming jason carver and making him cry his pretty lil eyes out, making him whimper and beg to fuck you, only to get your fingers or cum soaked panties shoved down his throat. by the time you start fucking yourself on him, he's so gone (and humiliated), that he let himself be fucked by you. tbh pussy practically chokin him. he's embarrassed that he likes it.

just took dayquil. what the fuck, this is what happens when i don’t take dayquil early people. horny and desperate.

i am so fucking out of it right now. it’s so unfair that my throats sore from this cold and not from me deep throating anyone with glasses, so unfair to me.

someone take this fucking app away from me now, i’m talking too much. i’m delusional and debating making a whimpering audio with my shot voice.

was on a road trip and thought some more abt rowan

⬆️ me trying to explain myself

rowan right? right. his fingers 😣 honestly hes just so pretty and i cant help but talk abt him

hes got the perfect set of plush lips too ☹️ it’s ridiculous 

stop bc when he gets tripped up by bianca and we get to see that close up of him disheveled jesus christ. like get tf up bby boy 🎀 suck it up and use your hands ☺️😋 

back to his fingers..🫣 like ik i said this in the tiddies post but oop i know his hands are so so so warm😵‍💫 and when hes clutching your tits its so 🥴

do the glasses stay on or not and do they get foggy when he’s embarrassed 😲…???

can we all be delusional together please omg

gonna put this in the storyline for stalker!eddie,

kinda wanna do a bimbo slut!reader, like obviously she’s a virgin but she’s a well educated virgin.. like porn? already discovered. hentai? read. secretly watching edward desperately fuck his cock in his hand? totally. like she’s fucking clueless on everything else, except how to make herself orgasm on legit everything. hairbrush handle? done. tv remote? she had to take the batteries out but yeah. pudgy dildo? pussy just ate it up. thick dildo? she might of imagined eddies cock instead for this one, and squirted all over her bathroom floor…

she really liked those whimpering audios of professor cal, until she recorded audio of eddie fucking the mess out of a fleshlight, moaning low, groaning the word princess over and over again. before he starts to whimper out, “fuck gonna breed this cunt full of my cum, such a pretty little pussy for me baby, all mine…gonna keep you here as my cum spills out around my cock and out of your stupid slutty cunt”.

she’s been using that audio to cum for ages now, not that she’s getting bored of it but she needs the real thing.

she might be the stalker or they both might be stalking each other..

SIDE PROFILE 🫣😳 omg plopping down and he doesn’t let you up until he has his fill, even though he came in his pants 20 minutes ago, there’s already a pool of cum dripping down his thigh, ong could care less, only focused on me!! ugh!

side..,!,!?! side profile

:) give him to me

i’m going to sit on his face

squish his head between my thighs until he’s panting and drooling :>

ALRIGHT just watched kraven the hunter, ngl not the best movie… BUT what if we had lioness mutant!reader x sergei? THE “RAW” passion they would have, if they ever met, bc lioness mutant!reader wouldve been in hiding, bc what if calypso had two of those bottles when she was younger, gave the second one to lioness mutant!reader just a year apart from sergei, but lioness mutant!reader fucking freaked out and hid herself in the wilderness, just half a world apart from sergei. she gets into all sorts of trouble though, the kinds of trouble you need a lawyer for..

lioness mutant!reader finds calypso first, (duh, all women are fucking detectives) but keeps to herself, (in the future, definitely close friends)

(they have no idea about each other, until calypso)

ANYWAYS, sergei starts hearing rumors about “a huntress”, mf gets so curious, so he seeks out calypso

calypsos so confused how he doesnt know about her, “you havent found her yet?”

“her…?”

AH IDK MAYBE ILL MAKE A SERIES ABT HER

hi. nervously laughs. i’m so sorry for leaving for like 3 weeks??? it’s a lil short for me, apologies. BUT YALL KNOW I DO MY BEST WORK AT LIKE 2 AM 😨

anyways

peep gymrat!edward nashton. he fully heartedly works on his thighs, i mean could you imagine cumming on his thighs 😳 goddamn.

like he does arm workouts, but it’s just so he can lift you up and down on his cock without having to strain himself 🥱

i dont believe in him having abs, like it just looks so weird in my mind, i like him having tiddies and a stomach ok???!

im not a gym rat but i get the appeal!! him sweating in the gym, we’re the only ones there 🤭, dripping down the side of his face, all the way to his cock, im lapping it up yall, god what i would give to have his pretty cock clogging my throat…

-ps mutual, im rewriting the stalker fic, i forgot about it!! sorry boo!!

I need Eddie to come back from one of his streams and fuck me till the adrenaline wears off. Mask stays on. I need him to keep his hand around my throat while he fucks me full of his cum, talking about how he'd kill someone if they even looked at me a certain way. Because how dare they think they can have what is rightfully his

THIS 😮‍💨😵😵‍💫 YOU 🫨🫡😦 ME 😛🫶😻

HIS COAT STAYS ON RIGHT??

i know one of his haters on stream would be like “theres no way this fucking moron has a whore, much less a girlfriend, she probably pulled him, probably pity’s him.” PLS i know he would get so riled up, first for calling you a whore..??? and second for saying he couldnt pull you AND for the pity comment 😟

(we both know, you pulled each other) (he’s yours remember??) (just how you’re only his right?!?)

ong doxxed him, and/or made him watch privately how he fucked you so good, you were cockdrunk, only knowing his name and your little moans, before obviously killing him LOL 😝

an add on to my conflicting edward/eddie post, that i woke up at the ass crack of 4 am bc i remembered it,, LEGIT always make these posts at like 2 am 😙

i full heartedly believe both would almost always devour cunt first before anything else, just to have that power over you, like that pussy too good 😌 he just cant help himself and its easier to grind his cock into you afterwards. but it’s definitely a power trip for him to get to eat you out first, lets be fr, you aint complainin 🙂‍↔️

and this one i also totally woke up at 4 too

ik a lot of people either hc eddie as he would NEVER let you help with his plans or he includes you in them whether you like it or not. tbh id probably hc him as letting you help with puzzles (if you’re good at them), but not with the livestreams or anything else that will expose you (and him omg). LOL probably wouldnt have anything to contribute except for sucking cock ngl but we can free gotham together bb 😩

heros are cool ig

fuck villains over heros anyday

LMFAO 🫶 THIS GIF

batman can fr fuck off pls