I Swear I Can’t Spend A Day Without My Baby Looking At Me All Pissed For No Reason.

This is very out of the blue

But-

Just wanted to talk about

How LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY LIFE, knew I was Bi, before I did.

And like, there were signs, like, HUGE signs, they were SO obvious.

And I was too homophobic with myself to accept that.

I was completely cool with non straight and non cis people, and supported them 100%.

But when it came to ME, I was just not going to accept it!

Kept INSISTING that I was straight and cis! Like, “I like guys, so I can’t be gay!” “I don’t feel like a guy, so I can’t be trans!” And just wouldn’t let myself accept that I was Bi and Enby.

I even SAID I was Bi, like, before I knew for sure that I wasn’t straight.

I was a tomboy when I was younger, I accidentally came out to my grandma and a random employee at a shoe store-

As I was shopping for shoes with my grandma, I picked out some boyish shoes, and my grandma asked “wouldn’t you want something for girls?”

And out of NOWHERE, I said “They’re not JUST for boys, I should know, I’m bisexual.”

…………

I MEANT to say TOMBOY, which is, which, does not EVEN sound like bisexual.

And I was embarrassed, cause like, HOW?! Does that happen?!

I’m still embarrassed about that to this day!

I’m just HOPING that my grandma forgot about that day, cause it has traumatized me deeply-

Oh, I hope that employee doesn’t remember also-

……

She was cute-

ANYWAYS-

All my friends knew I was Bi, they always asked me if I was Bi. Like, they never asked if I was straight or gay, or pan….they just asked if I was Bi!

I’m not upset about it, it’s just so weird that I was so self conscious about that for so long!

I had cuffed jeans that I liked wearing when I was younger, but because everyone kept saying I was Bi because of the cuffs, I ended up cutting the cuffs to go down. That’s how self conscious I was!

It took A LOT of time for me to accept that I was not straight.

But when I finally accepted it, it felt, so awesome!

When I came out, literally, no one was surprised.

They were all like “We already knew that.” And I was like “But HOW?! How did you all know before I did?”

And all they had to say was “We just got that vibe from you-“

And like, yeah, looking back on literally EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE-

I see it. And should’ve definitely known sooner.

NO! Cause these are so true! 😂

You guys got me, I can’t even argue and say that you’re wrong, cause you guys are right. 😅🥲😂

What do all of these characters say about me?

Omg, I love them so much, I didn’t think I could love them even more, but like, this episode made them even more adorable than before!

do you know jackson is a jackal not a dog?

Yeah, I knew. A few months ago I couldn’t tell so I had to look it up myself. And, a jackal is SORTA a dog-

Amphibia Headcanons

Here, take some of my Headcanons, some of them are old, some of them are new

Anne uses She/Her pronouns, Sasha uses He/Him pronouns, and Marcy uses They/Them pronouns.

Marcy needs glasses

Marcy is Autistic

Sasha’s hair is naturally black

Marcy would drag Sasha and Anne to some conventions

Sasha is Transmasc

Grime and Hop Pop have top surgery scars

Sprig, Ivy, and Maddie are in a Poly QPR

Polly and Pearl are rivals

Wally is Ivy’s bio father. He’s not allowed to see Ivy. (That’s why he followed Ivy to see her with Anne & Polly.) (Ivy has no idea that Wally used to be in a relationship with Felicia, no one does.)

Toady is 18.

Marcy wanted to ask Anne and Sasha to prom, but got too scared and chickened out.

Anne has freckles.

Sasha does lose an eye, and Anne loses an arm.

Sasha cuts his hair.

Sasha uses armor to bind his chest.

Wally and Stumpy are in love (I have no explanation for this-)

Anne’s eyes become blue, Marcy’s eyes become green, and Sasha’s eyes become pink. (One of Sasha’s eyes is a much lighter pink, to show that he’s blind through that one.)

Marcy grows their hair out.

Wally is Nonbinary and uses any pronouns!

Stumpy is a toad, not a frog.

Sasha and Marcy can’t cook.

Marcy is SUPER Multifandom. Name a fandom, there is a 99% chance that they know it.

Mr. Boonchuy is a Marcanne shipper, Mrs. Boonchuy is a Sashanne shipper-

Anne, Marcy, and Sasha all accidentally asked each other out at the same time.

Mr. & Mrs Boonchuy love and support their daughters relationship with Marcy and Sasha

Sasha is the only one in the Calamity Trio that can actually drive.

Yunan gave Marcy the crossbow.

The frog plushie next to Marcy in the hospital in their theme song takeover, was given to them by Lady Olivia.

Sasha and Marcy have more of a hard time sleeping, so Anne sings them to sleep. And Anne can only sleep when everything’s quiet. So she also has a hard time sleeping.

Anne likes blueberry pancakes

Anne ends up growing taller than Marcy and Marcy ends up being taller than Sasha. (Short Sasha-)

Anne has dyscalculia. (Because I relate to Anne and I have dyscalculia.)

Sasha has an eyebrow slit.

Sasha has an anxiety disorder

Sasha gets anxiety attacks when it’s really cold. (Because that also happens to me-)

(It might not be anxiety attacks, but that’s what it feels like to me-) (I’ve had quite a few of them before-)

Anne has a big stuffed animal collection

Anne and her parents get Sasha a weighted blanket on his birthday.

Marcy and Sasha have definitely gotten so close to Anne’s parents that Marcy will call Mr. Boonchuy “Dad” and Sasha will call Mrs. Boonchuy “Mom”.

Marcy has a strained relationship with their dad. And Sasha hates his mother.

Marcy isn’t really close to their mom, and Sasha didn’t have a dad.

When Sasha, Marcy, and Anne get older, they’ll marry each other. And Sasha & Marcy take Anne’s last name! (Sasha & Marcy Boonchuy)

Mrs. Boonchuy is a Straight Ally, and supports her Trans Lesbian Daughter, her future daughters-in-law, and her bisexual husband. And her daughters frog family of course, none of them are straight or cis.

Yunan is related to Priscilla. I don’t know how, but she is. And Pearl refers to her as “Auntie”. (Even though Priscilla & Yunan probably aren’t sisters) (Probably a best friend that’s sort of like family)

Sprig is a poisonous frog

Sasha gets a lot of piercings when he gets older, and he got everything pierced, himself! (Ears, nose, lip, and tongue.) for now, he only has his ears pierced.

Sasha is half Asian. (Because I think it would be cool to have the whole Calamity Trio be Asian!)

Sasha dots his “i”’s with hearts.

Marcy used to be a ballet dancer

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“Pipp is Cishet”

Okay. Explain this.

do you dislike the episode dewy wins because of connie being upset at steven as well as lion as both were out of character?

Well, I have mixed feelings about this. Like, a lot of people hated Connie in this episode, I understand why. Steven was going through a lot and Connie made it worse by leaving. Both of them we’re going through some stuff, maybe Connie’s wasn’t as bad as Steven’s, but still.

I understand that Connie was hurt because of what happened, I’d be hurt too. I’d probably be crying my eyes out. But, I’d still stay with my friend. Keep them close to me.

I kinda get upset when creators make characters that aren’t supposed to be hated, but get a lot of hate anyways. Even when there’s good reason to strongly dislike a character, it wasn’t the creators intentions.

I honestly love a lot of characters that get hate. Cause, headcanons, stories, and just because some of these characters don’t deserve hate in the first place. I could go on and on about stuff like this.

When it comes to characters that are supposed to be hated, I still kinda love them, because I have different ideas for the characters. As does everyone else. Stories that go deeper into their past even if it’s not canon, y’know?

Yeah, it’s not often that you see a mom keep a picture of her former husband. Even if she has a kid that might miss him. I’m a kid, my parents are divorced. My mom has replaced every picture of my dad with new pictures of her new psycho boyfriend.

Luzs father might just be dead. There was a family photo. But the reflection was obscured (implying he's dead? You've seen movies.).

Luz's father never got a mention. So it's safe to say there's no joint custody devorce going on. And if it was just a plain devorced and don't talk situation, a family photo wouldn't be in the house like that.

I just think Luz's dad might be dead...

Welp! That's that mystery solved!

Hey I the guy who ask you to do. That handcanons thing with zoophobia main five and Jill aka that ploy shit handcanons. Just to let you I don’t ship them. But it good just wants to know what a ploy ship like that would be like. P.s I sure some out them ships them to. So don’t feel bad ok.

Well I’m glad that it was okay! I do hope someone else out there ships them like I do, it’s unlikely, but I can dream. It is a bit rare to find someone who ships the same poly ship as you, especially when it involves 6 people. So thank you for the ask, though I am not so good at making headcanons, It was still fun!