I GOT A FRICKEN CONCUSSION

I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

😂😂😂😂

Long before you were born, your father promised his firstborn to otherworldly beings in exchange for power. In a twist of fate, your mother also promised her firstborn to dark gods.

horror of being perceived vs desire to be adored

Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

(September 8, 1971)

I just. my heart is so sad for Ukraine. If I have any Ukrainian followers reading this, I really hope you and your loved ones are safe and well and that everything is resolved with minimal bloodshed.

My sister thought that this would count for a settlement in Settlers Of Catan...

WHY ARENT MY FRIENDS THEATER NERDS??

I just want friend who will watch musicals with me and learn all the lyrics to the songs so we can dramatically reenact them together.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Changbin: Truth or dare?

Chan: Truth.

Changbin: How many hours have you slept this week?

Chan: Dare.

Changbin: Go to sleep.

Chan: I don't like this game.