Pretend This Post Is The Coronavirus.

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

Imagine Tony dying by the hands of his enemy, and just weakly whispering “I’m finally getting what I deserve”

Lol Loki 😂😂

This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :((((

Non-Americans: okay

Non-Americans: hey greece is basically on fire, 150 people are wounded, 53 are killed and our nature is being destroyed. we’re suspecting arson. can you please reblog some posts and help spread awareness?

This fucking site:

Fictional men > reality

And the winner of the most relatable comment goes to...

Bad Amelia. You keep your feeling to yourself so you can maintain good friendships because good friends are too difficult to find. *sighs* :/

“I think you lost all interest in this world. You were disappointed and discouraged, and lost interest in everything. So you abandoned your physical body. You went to a world apart and you’re living a different kind of life there. In a world inside you.”

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

What you’re supposed to do in band: Rehearse What my woodwind ensemble did: Learned how to tie ties

I tried to scroll past

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.