Latest Posts by unecessary-death-of-a-fangirl - Page 5

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

I made bisexual memes because I'm bisexual and I fucking love memes.

After calling it “China virus” during the presidential debates, Trump got COVID on 中秋節, a Chinese holiday. This is what happens when you tempt fate this hard.

Fictional men > reality

No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

What’s so bad about periods

kai parker culture

for some reason,there are legitimately zero posts on how to honour THE kai parker-one of the greatest villains of tvdu so-

-wear frick tons of silver rings(keyword-silver) -if you wear flannel shirts, wear them like jackets over t-shirts -smirk a lot, especially if you’re in a situation where you could end up dead. -cause as much chaos as you can, push that douchebag who catcalled a random girl on the road and run away yelling ‘drink acid,motherfuckers’, dox the girl who fat-shamed the loner kid, bring a collective of possums to your school and let them roam free. c h a o s i s k e y. - l o w k e y flirt with everyone and anyone except your crush -when talking to your actual crush,say the stupidest shit like ‘you have very nice palms.’ -like who you are,because isn’t that what matters at the end of the day? -wear all colours but in their darkest shades except green, no green. -if you aren’t someone who wants to ruin people’s lives, there’s other ways of being chaotic too- kick doors close, wear clothes you torn a teensy bit yourself, swear f r e e l y. -be ambitious. -tucks your pants into your boots or cuff them. -if your outfit features hardware,it should be silver. -have cocky bastard energy. -listen to grunge music. -mountain dew -strut around. -be confident in who you are. -walk around at three am and if you’re a girl and this is an unachievable dream(i feel you,sometimes I just wanna roam around at four but ITS FUCKING UNSAFE FUCK THIS WORLD) just like,eat ramen at four and cry. -thirst comment. -not a part but you’re probably bisexual. -if you believe he wasn’t bisexual,your bifi is off,sister.

feel free to add more actually i’m threatening you ADD SOME MORE OR ELSE

happy bi pride, my peeps!  💗💜💙 23rd september 2020

This man is the real MVP.

Last year... on this day...

Iconic™️

quarantine day 924

Just like I said. Illegal adoption.

https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I have a friend who is really depressed..she is not well at all. She's borderline, her family situation is really bad. I don't want her to....go. She can't hold on at all. Please save her.

I have somehow convinced her that for every 50 notes this gets, she'll live another day.

Can you please save her?

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

there is not a single reason to not reblog this

Meeeeee tooo

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

It’s funny what can happen when someone believes in you.

“It was really important the show be about hope. This is a show about people who are heroic because they show up for work every day. And we liked that it’s an optimistic show. And that no matter how much they get beat up, they come back the next day.” — Jeffrey Bell

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013 – 2020)

Klaus: I sleep with scissors under my pillow

Five: I sleep with a gun

Vanya: I sleep with my doors locked

You: I sleep with Diego

this is mad funny lmaooo