It's 5:22 Am And I'm Sick As Hell And Can't Sleep So I'm Just Sitting Here Thinking About The Turtles.

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE 😂😂😂

“What did you do today gabby”

haha

nothing important

Sweet Lord, this was perfect. Thank you for this😍😍

Yes hello, I would like to request a second part for the Donnie with masturbation request you got, but it continues where it left with reader "returning the favor". Thank you, your blog is amazing! 😄😄

Thank you for the request! I hope you like it!Warning 18+ Content!!!

She slowly opened her eyes. Stretching her arm she feels it brush against the sleeping form beside her, and she smiles. Last night Donatello had made her forget the weeks stresses and lack of sleep by seeing to her needs and ignoring his own. Feeling her excitement grow at her plans for him this morning, she reached up and started lightly running her fingers over the patterns on his shell.

Donnie softly churred in his sleep. It was so sexy when he did that and it made her want tohear more. She added more pressure with her fingers so that her nails were now moving into the groves and whorls of his plastron. Donnie moaned and opened his eyes. Blinking rapidly he feels her lean in closer and softly kiss his lips. When she pulled away he murmured “Mmm, good morning love.”

Smiling she whispered “Good morning to you, my sexy terrapin. Here are your glasses, I want you to see what I’m doing.” Donnie gasped. Only fumbling a little, he put his glasses on. She started trailing her hand down his shell and onto his skin. Upon reaching his upper thigh she added pressure against it, encouraging him to move his leg over. She bit her lip at the louder churr that escaped his throat.

”Donnie, love, thank you for last night. It was just what I needed.” While keeping his gaze she moved down the bed so that she was facing his cock. It had come out of its slit in response to her earlier administrations. Donnie really loved his shell being scratched. Smiling she added “Now, it’s my turn to take care of you.” Looking up at him she moved in closer. With one long sweep she ran her tongue from the base of his cock to just under its head. Donnie’s hand clenched into a fist at the feel of it.

Flattening her tongue on his length, she started licking him in earnest but avoided the tip. The long sweeps of her tongue laving him over and over. Donnie groaned and put his hand on her head. She pulled away, only to whisper, “Donnie, move up on the pillows more.” Donnie scrambled backwards in eagerness. He manages to gasp out “As you wish, my love.” Folding his arms behind his head he leans back into the soft pillows on her bed. He lightly licks his lips as he watches her move towards him once more.

She nestles herself between his legs and grasps the long and thicker shaft with her hand and starts to stroke it up and down. The wetness from her earlier licks making it easy to glide over him. Donnie moans “O, my god.” She leans her head down and encircles the head of his cock with her mouth and starts to swirl her tongue over it. Donnie’s hips arch towards her and his mouth falls open.

Moving her head up and down him she twists her hand. She reaches underneath him with her other hand and starts gently caressing his balls. Donnie’s hands reach down and rests them upon her bobbing head. He grits his teeth. “Holy shit!” She feels him spurt in her mouth slightly and in response she feels herself becoming even more aroused and is aware of the wetness beginning to drip down her thighs.

Donnie’s breath is coming in gasps, the muscles in his thighs clenching as he raises up towards her. He looks down at her and he grasps for control, he didn’t want to come yet. “Please, my love, sit on my cock, I beg you.” The movement of her head slows and she releases him with a ‘pop’ as he slips out of her mouth.

Getting up on her hands and knees she crawls up towards him and his mouth opens in amazement at the site her naked form presents. “My love, you are so beautiful.” She reaches his hips. Smiling up at him she meets his eyes. Placing her hands on his plastron she swings her leg over him. Reaching between them she grips his cock and places it at her entrance. Donnie closes his eyes and his hands grip the sheets.

She slides down a little and stops when she feels his head slip in. A strangled moan escapes his lips. “Love, please.” She clenches her pussy and he feels her walls grip him. Finding a rhythm, she starts to milk the head of his cock. Her juices are pouring out if her and coating his shaft. Donnie places his hands on her hips. “My lady, o my god!”

Feeling her own desire reach another peak she starts to lower herself on him and his whole body tenses at the sensation. Her pussy swallows his cock. When her lips meet his base she throws back her head and moans. He filled her completely. Raising up on her knees she slides back down. Again. And again. Donnie starts matching her thrusts.

Reaching up she grabs her hair and holds it on top of her head. Donnie looks up at her and groans, he’s trying to maintain in control of the feelings that she’s causing. Taking his thumb he slips it onto her clit and starts rubbing. She gasps and calls his name “Donnie!” He can feel her juices drip down and over his balls. She starts riding him harder, her walls pumping his cock, and he feels her start to tremble.

That’s it my lady, ride my cock! She leans back and rests her hands on his legs using them to help her get more leverage. Donnie seizes the opportunity. He starts pistoning himself in and out of her. The force of his thrusts making her breasts bounce all over the place. She screams “Fuck, Donnie!” In response he increases the speed of his thumb on her clit. “Cum. Cum for me love!” She explodes and clamps down on him and he fills her with the hot jets of his own release.

She falls forward on his plastron and he circles her back with his strong arms. They are still joined and are both gasping for air. She nuzzles into him. He reluctantly shifted and eased his still twitching cock from her pussy, their combined fluids dripping out of her.

He leans towards her and kisses her head. She looks up at him and he rubs his cheek against hers while softly churring and whispering sweet nothings. Closing her eyes she snuggles into his neck and sighs. Donnie feels his heart swell and can’t believe how lucky he his to have this woman his his life. Gripping her tighter he says. “Thank you for the lovely wake up, I’d rather have that over my alarm any day.” She laughs “Donnie, you can have that whenever you want.”

Donnie grins. “How about tomorrow?” She laughs “Sounds like a plan!”

End.

This was so well written, and I am so hot for this man. God I love him. Thank you for this treat! 😭🙏🏻

Delicious Desire

Alright Turtle Doves,

It's my birthday in a few days and even though I'm 7,000 miles away from home, I'm feeling the love.

For our resident genius.

Lord help me.

This is the first time I have ever posted something without a proofread by my darling @leosgirl82

Forgive me, my love 😂😘

And a huge THANK YOU to @digitl-art-monstr for helping me with this 🥰

This One-shot is 💯 self indulgent.

You'll know it when you see it 😂

Without further Ado,

I give you,

My insatiable thirst...

18+ content - for mature audiences only!

Reblogs only, please!

Delicious Desire

It's the week of your birthday and your genius boyfriend has taken to spoiling you rotten with an extravagant surprise every night, leading up to the big day.

So far, he has brought you on the most romantic dates known to humankind.

However, after seeing you all dolled up at the masquerade last night, and dancing suggestively with his eldest brother, thanks to having one too many *adult beverages*, Mr. Romance loses himself to his more primal instincts…

There's only a few days left before your big day, and you're super excited to see what your boyfriend has in store for you tonight.

However, when you get to the lab and open the double doors, all the lights are off.

Well that's odd.

The moment you step through the entrance, fairy lights that have been set up on the floor - like runway lights - illuminate a path to the lab table.

Standing there is Donnie. Leaning up against the table, arms crossed, with that *flirty Don look* he does so well.

Wearing nothing but a white towel around his waist.

Barely.

He pushes himself off the table and reaches out to you. Walking forward and taking his hand, you realize the runway lights continue on through the back half of the lab, leading to his bedroom door.

He remains silent as he leads you to his room.

Upon entry into his purple-lit cove, there's a long table on one side of the bed with candies, fruits, whipped cream, chocolate - anything you'd ever want as a topping on an ice cream sundae.

"We having a midnight snack?" You ask with a smirk.

He leans down and whispers in your ear, "No, we aren't - but I am. And you're the snack."

Holy mother fucking shit.

You look at him in shock. Full blush blossoming over your face and chest.

He gives you a sultry look.

"God, I love that I can make you blush like that," he says, his hands on your waist as he pushes you towards the bed.

Your brain has temporarily shut down, having never seen this normally cool, calm, and restrained man go from flirty to feral over you. You feel the bed hit the back of your legs, and automatically go to sit down.

He stops you.

"Be a good girl," he purrs, tugging at your top.

You comply, pulling your top off as he relieves you of your bottoms.

His hand disappears behind you as he stands, unclipping your bra, and adding it to the pile of clothes on the floor.

Looking down at you like you're his prey, he nods up towards his pillows, never breaking eye contact.

Before you can even climb up, he's already hovering above you. His mouth has already closed in on yours, desperate and devouring as you gasp, while lying down. His hands hungrily grabbing and squeezing at your body as he moans into your mouth.

He breaks the kiss and moves his mouth to your ear.

"This isn't what I had planned for tonight. However, after seeing you in that dress last night…" he trails off as his lips make real estate on your neck.

You can't help but reach up to him, hands roaming all over his shoulders and biceps.

"Jesus, Don. Last night in the shower…"

"Not nearly enough," he says, "I'm feeling a bit territorial, and possessive. I know there's no need for me to worry, but…"

His lips are back on you. Your chest this time. He still has his towel wrapped around him but it's doing nothing to hide his excitement.

He moves his lips back up to your ear, "He had his hands all over you last night, and now I'm being petty…"

*Kiss below your ear*

"and selfish…"

*kiss with a little suction in the same spot*

"and extremely greedy."

*bite* - *as he rolls one of your nipples between his finger and thumb*

"Holy shit Don," you moan.

"Mmm," he hums through a kiss, "I'm gonna make you so happy, they're gonna hear you through the soundproof walls," he purrs.

Oh my GOD

He's lost his mind 🔥

And you are living for it.

He takes your hands and brings them above your head, then grabs at something on the headboard.

You feel your wrists being restrained as he gives a quick tug.

He looks down at you, and his features suddenly soften, "we don't have to do anything you don't want to. And if there's something I start doing that makes you uncomfortable, please tell me. This is me being greedy over wanting to pleasure you. I want to make sure my desire is reciprocated," he says softly.

You nod, giving him the consent he's looking for, and he sits back on his haunches and smirks.

"Those are my legstraps, by the way," he winks, and reaches over for a bowl of liquid chocolate.

You close your eyes and shake your head with a smirk, blushing all over again.

He drizzles the deliciously warm chocolate over the peaks of your breasts, making a line that joins together, from each breast, to where the bottom of your sternum is. He continues, trailing the chocolate down the middle of your stomach to the top of your pubic bone.

He looks up at your face and gives you that *flirty Don look*. Except it's not flirty, it's hungry, and sultry, successfully causing a rush of excitement between your legs.

"That's gonna taste much better than the chocolate," he growls.

His mouth goes right down in between your thighs for a quick, exploratory taste.

You moan as he laps at your entrance a few times before bringing his sinful tongue to your pubic bone and proceeds to clean the trail of hot fudge thoroughly - licking and sucking every drop as he gets to your pert nipples.

He cleans the chocolate off with one firm lick, before pulling the entire bud into his mouth to tease, swirl, and flick.

All those gasps and whimpers he's responsible for, are causing him to rut against the mattress, where he's resting between your legs.

He moves to the other side, giving the same attention before bringing his lips back up to yours.

"You know…"

*kiss*

"I have a table full of delicious treats…"

*kiss*

"but all I want…"

*kiss*

"is to taste you," he says softly, right before he slides his tongue through your astonished, parted lips.

He reaches down between the two of you and frees himself at the opening of the towel, pressing his tip, teasingly into your entrance.

With the help of his hand, he drags his excitement up and down your entire slit, making sure he circles your clit with it, each pass.

"Don please…" you're begging.

And he loves it.

He smirks, moving himself away from your warmth and uses his finger as a replacement, slowly sinking it inside to find the right spot.

And he finds it immediately.

He pumps his finger in and out, slow and torturous, massaging your front, inner wall.

You attempt to move your hips against him to assist him in pleasuring you.

But he's not having it.

As he continues his torturous pleasure, he puts his mouth by your ear, "Don't worry, Sunshine," he coos, "Daddy is gonna take really good care of his good girl."

"Oh, fuck," you breathe out, pressing yourself downward, almost uncontrollably.

He chuckles, mouth still by your ear, "You really like the Daddy thing, huh?"

You let out a shaky breath in response, unable to form a coherent thought, nevermind a full sentence.

"That's good… Cuz I do too," he whispers, moving his lips to your neck.

While he's leaving open mouth kisses, and nibbling at the sensitive skin of your neck, he adds his thumb to the fun he's having between your legs, successfully making you yell his name.

He teases and massages all the right places, at just the right pace until your breathing picks up considerably, and you feel yourself starting to peak.

And he pulls his hand away.

Your eyes go wide and you look at him accusingly.

He gives you a dirty smirk.

*Cue bedroom eyes*

"Daddy please…" you moan quietly.

His face sobers instantaneously. He puts his hand under one of your thighs, bringing it up towards your chest while removing the offending towel, right before sinking himself into your soaking wet core.

"Oh God, yess," you hiss as he grunts a barely restrained thrust.

"Untie me," you breathe out, "I want to touch you."

He reaches up with one hand and undoes the strap, never missing a beat as he maintains his steady pace.

You can see him clenching his teeth as he tries to keep himself under control.

Pulling his face down to yours, you push your tongue through his lips, eliciting a loud moan.

You feel as he starts to slow his pace and his hips start to stutter.

He's almost there.

Pulling at his arm, you signal him that you want him to let go of your leg, and successfully move it back down by his hip. You lock your calves around the backs of his thighs and slip your hand between the two of you, making small, quick circles with your fingers, to help you catch up to him.

"Oh my fucking God," he growls, and slams his mouth to yours as his whole abdomen tightens, sending you over the edge with him, after that last hard thrust of his hips.

You tear your mouth away from his as shockwaves of electricity flow through your body. You throw your head back, as your body arches up into his, singing praises to his name while he kisses your neck.

Once your soul comes back to your body, you bring your hand to your forehead to push the hair back from your face, as you try to catch your breath.

You realize he's staring at you.

"Yes?" You ask with a flirty smile.

"I love you," he whispers, kissing you a few times.

"I love you too," you tell him, draping your arms around his neck.

He scoots down a little, removing himself from inside of you, and rests his head on your breasts.

"You know, I've had so many fantasies about you, and it's still hard for me to believe that I actually have you now," he confesses.

You smile as you run your fingers along the back of his neck and out over the top of his shoulder.

"I'm all yours," you tell him.

He slips both arms under you and squeezes.

"I know," he says.

You lay there like that for a little bit, and the need to know is killing you, so you ask with a smirk, "What's your favorite fantasy… And has it been fulfilled?"

He's quiet for a minute.

"Yes," he says quietly, "you fulfill it every day."

Now you're thinking. What the fuck do we do every day.

"What is it?" You finally ask him.

He moves up again, looking down at you for a moment before responding.

"You tell me that you love me," he says, coming in for a kiss.

Done.

Your heart is singing.

"You have no idea how much I love you," you whisper through kisses, as he wipes a tear you didn't realize had escaped your eye.

"I think I do," he whispers back. He puts his lips on yours and slides his tongue back into your mouth for a full taste. He pulls away and adds some suction to the kiss as he does, making you squeeze him in-between your thighs.

"Mmm," he smirks, "I like that, too. The suction. I could've eaten you alive the first time you did that to me," he confesses.

"Why didn't you?" You ask teasingly.

"Because you weren't exactly mine, yet," he says with a look.

"If I'm adding suction to a kiss," you say, pulling his face closer so his lips hover above yours, "then I'm looking to be eaten," you whisper.

He growls as he attacks your lips with a thirsty desire.

You can feel his fully hardened member pressing against your inner thigh, again.

"You're not sleeping tonight, Sunshine," he says through needy kisses.

"I'm ok with that," you tell him.

And he continues to love you for the rest of the night, until you're sure you'll pass out from the sheer amount of mind blowing orgasms he's gifted you…

Oh, and he might be right…

You may owe the household an apology for keeping them awake all night.

Soundproofing or not.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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And when he helps you with makeup, just... oml😂😂

Ok, I can totally see Donnie being able to do the stereotypical gay voice... And being hella good at it too. I feel like the reader would walk into his lab after a particularly hard day to rant. And like part way through he just turns his voice an octave higher and in the sassiest white girl voice just says, "are you fucking kidding me? Vanessa is like such a bitch, no one fucking likes her." Ends up turning into the norm. Until the bros walk in and hear it and give up on tryna understand him😂

Yes. Just. Yes.

Tied

Hawks x F!Reader

This is pure smut. *yeets fic at @redrehab​* MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH, I LOVE YOU <3

You stared down at your phone for what must have been the hundredth time in the last hour. Be ready for me angel. That was all it said and, coming from your boyfriend, it could mean a variety of things. However, minutes after receiving the text, he had sent an attachment. Staring back at you was an image of his clothed cock straining against the trousers of his hero costume.

The shiver that ran through your body was one of excitement as you dug through your drawers for the perfect attire to greet him in. An hour later the sound of tapping against your window drew your attention as the hero slipped through and landed in your room. When he saw your scarcely clad form laying across your mattress he let out a low moan as his wings folded behind him and he took the steps between you two, discarding his jacket and goggles before he was on you. When your lips crashed with Hawks’ it was sloppy and wet, but it perfectly conveyed the desire behind each swipe of his tongue and every stroke of his hands in your hair. You pulled him down against you as you rolled your body up into his in an attempt to relieve the pressure in your core. 

Hawks growled as his hips snapped up to meet yours, his hands reaching down to strip himself of his shirt which joined his jacket on the floor. You couldn’t help the moan that left your lips as your hands roamed across his muscular chest. When your hands wandered down to the hem of his pants, drawing teasing feather light touches across the skin, his lips detached themselves from yours to stare down at you with his piercing yellow eyes. “Fuck angel, you’re just begging for me aren’t you?”

Instead of responding you dug a hand into his hair and tugged it to the side so you could kiss and nip along his neck. For a minute he seemed to be enjoying the attention, but all too soon his hand was wrapped around your neck as he forced your head against the mattress. “Oh baby, you should know better than this,” he purred in your ear as his hand reached down to unbutton his pants.

Once he was standing in nothing bit his boxers his hand tightened around your throat as he whispered, "stay right here for me angel." You could only whimper in response and he gives you a chaste kiss before walking over to your shared dresser and retrieving some silky rope. As he walked back you obediently lifted your hands above your head and he smirked in appreciation. 

As he tied your wrists to the headboard you came face to face with his sculpted chest. You bit your lip as you watched his muscles flex above you. Before you could stop yourself you ran your tongue along the grooves of each ab, shivering at the sweet, but salty taste that covered your lover. You felt him shiver above you before he finished tying you and moved back to look you in the eye. "What do you want babygirl?"

You arched yourself into him as much as you could. "Please Kiego, touch me," you begged, grinding your leg against his clothed cock. His hips bucked at the friction and his hands snaked underneath you to remove the red bralette, your breasts bouncing out into his waiting palms.

"God, look at you," he groaned as his eyes roamed over your bare torso before coming to land on the marching red panties you still wore. His hands trailed down your body leaving goosebumps in their wake as his fingers slowly hooked into the waistband of your panties and pulled them down. "Already so wet for me."

His mouth latched onto your thigh and he bit down, eliciting a moan out of you. He licked the mark before leaving a light kiss and moving towards your core.

His tongue licked at your folds and you gasped at the absolute sinful sound that left his mouth. "You taste divine angel, so ready for my cock," he growled as he inserted a finger into your sopping entrance and curled it just right.

"Yes Kiego. Fuck I want you inside of me," you moaned as he added another finger. Hawks was taking his time, but you weren't having any of it. As his mouth and fingers continued to work against your core, your fingers reached up towards the knot holding your wrists. "Babe please," you begged, and your boyfriend lifted his head, his fingers still moving inside of you.

"What was that baby?" He asked with a smirk. You bit your lip and glared at him as your fingers laced themselves into his blonde hair and pulled him up for a kiss. You both moaned into each others mouths as his fingers left you. When you separated he lifted his fingers to your mouth, his eyes burning with lust as he said, "suck."

As your lips closed around his fingertips, your hands suddenly wrapped around him as you flipped your positions. Hawks let out a startled yelp and his feathers ruffled, but before he could react you had tied his hands together with the silky rope. "I'm sorry little bird, but you're mine now," you muttered as you brought his arms behind his head with one hand and pulled his head to the side with the other.

Your lips brushed against his jaw line before biting into the skin of his neck, drawing out a deep moan from your lover. "Come on love, let me take care of you," whispered against his lips. Your hands reached down to remove his boxers and his cock finally sprang free. You hovered your dripping entrance over his cock as you smirked at him. "Tell me what you want Kiego, beg me for it," you instructed as you nibbled at his ear.

"[Y/N], please," he begged and you pulled at his restraints. "Fuck, please angel, I want to be inside of you, I want to fill that pretty pussy of yours."

Satisfied with his answer you pulled his arms over your head as you sunk down onto him. As you took a second to adjust to him you felt his legs quiver beneath you. God he was already so close. "Awe, are you really so aroused by me taking control of you little bird?"

You barely heard the breathy, "yes," as he thrust his hips up into yours. Good god, he definitely wasn't little, no matter how much you teased him with the nickname. In response you ground down against him as you sunk your teeth into his shoulder.

"Angel I- shit… I'm not gonna last long."

Honestly neither were you after looking at his face. His eyes were half kidded, his pupils blown wide as he watched himself disappear inside of you. His mouth was open as he let out heavy pants and his hair was sticking to his forehead, his wings splayed out beneath him and twitching slightly.

Fuck if he wasn't the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Your hips began to stutter as Hawks started to piston his hips up into yours, meeting your hips with each downward thrust. 

"God Kiego, are you going to fill me up? Do it, fill me with your cum."

His hips snapped up a final time before both of you were overcome by your orgasms. You felt Hawks body spasm beneath you and a sense of pride that you had been the one to fill him with so much pleasure.

You carefully untied his wrists and dropped the rope to the floor as you kissed him slowly. "Are you ok love?"

Hawks nodded and pulled you closer as he cuddled into your chest. "Perfect. I love you so much [Y/N]."

You smiled happily as you watched him fall asleep against you, your hand combing through his hair as you pulled the sheets over both of you and whispered, "I love you too Kiego."

Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

💚💚💚💚

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

This is actually amazing, I'm so soft for this man 😩❤️

Dating Donnie would include (slightly NSFW)

not the cuddliest of the turtles but still very affectionate

his love language is quality time

loves it when you sit in the lab with him (preferably on his lap) and just let him bounce ideas and theories around with you

you don’t have a clue what he’s saying half the time

but you’ll still be his sounding board

movie marathons! and lots of them

you wanna see all of the marvel movies in order back to back

Donnie’s your boy

wanna spend over 20 hours watching the extended lord of the rings?

he’s in, baby

the sweetest pet names

sweet-pea

petal

angel

he mostly calls you honey/hun tho

you call him dot-com sometimes as part of an inside joke 

he makes you anything and everything

you name it he can create it

jewellery mainly tho

he’s good all the technical stuff

speaking of making you things

he makes a lot of toys for your private time together ;)

seriously you’ll have cum 3 times before he’s even taken his boxers off

usually ends with you begging him to just fuck you and end the pleasure torment he’s causing

actually reads up on how to pleasure a woman

research makes him perfect at it 

 doing everything together

if he’s not in the lab he will be right by your side

not in a clingy way, he just loves your company

cooking together

making the bed

showering together

when he gets drunk, which is very rare, he is the clingyist babe

will hold on to your arm with both of his

“I need you over hear” he’ll tell you

just to sit you down so he can lay his head in your lap

doting af

always getting you more drinks, brushing your hair for you, forehead kisses

very protective, just not as obvious about it as Raph 

knows everything and is always down to lay cute little facts on you

good communication could be better tho

will text you reasons to come over

sometimes these reasons are a pic of his down stairs

one of the more insecure that you’ll leave him

not because you aren’t loyal, he just assumes you;ll find a human mate who will be better suited to you

you assure him that you wont

always squishing your face between his hands and telling you he loves you

first few dates he is nervous™️

rambles a lot

which luckily you find oddly charming

1st time you both slept in his room he tidied the place top to bottom and bought new sheets

talks in his sleep!

always has a notebook beside the bed to jot little things down when he thinks of them

writes you love letters

we’re talking clumsy metaphors and half rhymes but it’s always so sweet and tender and loving.

he’s like that in bed too

is capable of being pretty romantic

only on special occasions tho or if he feels like you need some more romance in your life

like after a particularly hard week

obsessed with your neck

loves to nuzzle into it when you’re cuddling 

and leave a train of love bites down to your collar bones

such a gamer

you’re no good at it though

apart from like Mario kart. you beat him only once

boobs guy

falls asleep almost every night on top of you with his head on your chest

also loves your hips especially 

the biggest softie

will foster dogs with you

puts those night visions goggles to good use with games

hide and seek in the sewers is one of your faves

he has a security system set up tho so you always accuse him of cheating

he denies this

you’re bff’s with Leo

because Donnie is the only one who actually fully appreciates his leadership and so do you

I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD

I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO

Bakugo :  What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.

Todoroki :  RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

Tokoyami :  Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

Sato :  What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Kaminari :  What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Shoji  Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

Koda :  I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Iida :  I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Mineta :  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Aoyama :  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Sero :  I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

Midoryia :  The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Ojiro :  Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Bonus 

All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Aizawa :  If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

I'm curious, how do you think the brothers would react to the first time they saw their crush had self-harm scars?

-Amazing question! Also I hope you don’t mind I like adding dialogue into my answers. Idk why lol-

-In all honesty I think the brothers would be upset, but not at you for not telling them, but at the fact that you had to go through some horrible crap. So horrible you restorted to hurting yourself.-

×Leonardo×

Leo first saw your scars when you reached over to grab a slice of pizza. You, him, and his brothers all hung out. Eating pizza and watching movies. At first he didn’t know what to think, but then his mind started racing and he looked up at your face. He saw you smile, but he wondered what that smile was hiding. After the eventful night, Leo is the first to say he wants to escort you home. Once you make it to your apartment, you expect Leo to say his goodbye and leave, but not this time.

He climbed in after you and looked down at you with a frown. He gently grabbed your arm that he saw with scars, pulling down your sleeve slowly. You stood there, shocked by his actions, completely frozen. Thats when you followed his eyes…

You started to tear up at his words.

“I don’t know the full story behind these scars. I don’t know what you have gone through. But please, PLEASE, if you need someone to talk to come to me. Please… I can’t loose you…”

×Raphael×

Raphael caught the sight of your scars as you two worked out. You had on a thin jacket and when you raised your sleeves, he saw them right away. He stopped everything he was doing. Everything. He walked up to you amd grabbed your arm, making you jump. He looked over the scars, running his large thumb over them gently. His eyes were already watering and he feared the worst.

He looked at you, seeing you were already in tears. He pulled you into a hug, holding you close and tight. You two stayed like for a long time. And during that time, he spoke up.

“Please for the love of god talk to me if you need to talk. Just don’t ever hurt yourself again. Please… Just please….”

×Donatello×

He saw them while you two were in his lab together. It was one of these rare moments where you two just sat down, laid back, and talked. Then he saw your sleeve go down slightly as you raised your arm to lay your hand under your chin. Without thinking he grabbed your arm, making you yelp in surprise. His eyes watered at the sight of the scars. He looked up at you, the sparkle in yours were gone.

He let go of your arm and cupped your face gently in his hands.

“I… I do not know why you have these scars. I do not know what has happened in your life. But Y/N if you need to talk, come to me. Lossing you would break my heart… I just can’t loose you…”

×Michelangelo×

He saw the scars on your wrist as you two played video games. You held the controller, racing Mikey, concentrated on the game. Mikey looked over at you and smiled, then looked back at the TV, but he did a double take on your arm. The game was paused immediately. You whined and looked at Mikey. You were just about to ask why he paused it, but the tears falling from his eyes made you stop. Before you could speak a word, Mikey wrapped his arms around you and held you close.

“Baby cakes please… I am always here if you need to talk. I… Just want you to know that.”

-I hope that answers your question! Also sorry for the errors!

What are some of your favorite Headcanons for Donnie and Leo???

Alright listen here.

Donnie:

This boi definitely has cameras set up around the lair, and I can guarantee you he saves some of the footage. He has a video of Leo pulling a flaming piece of toast out of the toaster and flailing it around until it crumbled to ash in his hand. He has copies of that video, and he refuses to delete them.

He has a video of Mikey sleep walking and having an argument with the refrigerator while fully asleep.

Another thing he has a video of is from quite recently actually. A kitten had fallen into one of the drains during a storm and broken its leg. The guys found it on their way back from patrol and nursed it back to health before sending it to a home it would be loved in. The video he has is of Raph in one of his rare soft moments, smiling softly as he rocks the kitten back and forth before falling asleep with it on the couch. He treasures all of these videos and he watches them when hes sad or down.

Now for the crackhead headcannons.

Does a very good anime girl impression

Has shocked himself so many times on his right hand that his nerve endings are fried

He has walked into the kitchen with his hand on fire and not realized it

When he has beef with one of his brothers he is extremely petty

One time he put a bit of coffee in Leo's tea

He was too tired to notice

*cue Leo going on a two hour rant about the fighting style in Dragon Ball Z

No one even knew he watched it

Has tried to have a conversation with a turtle at the pet shop

Leo:

Mikey tends to sleepwalk when he's had a stressful day and Leo makes it his job to sit awake in the livingroom until his youngest brother wanders in before leading him back to bed. He has had some pretty wild conversations with him too.

We all know he and Raph tend to butt heads a lot, but I believe that after he blows off some steam, he worries about his younger brother. He will secretly peek in on him and if he seems extra angry he will go out of his way to do something nice. He will refuse to admit to it though.

When it comes to Donnie, he always wakes up earlier than his other brothers, and the first thing he does is peek into the lab. If Donnie is in the middle of something he will refill his coffee and leave it on his desk. If his genius brother is asleep at his desk he'll carefully help him to bed.

And now for the secondary crackhead headcanon.

He has definitely made coffee for Donnie before bed and laced it with something that will knock him out

Sometimes it's the only way the other turtle ever gets enough sleep

When he was younger he loved to watch Donnie work

Until he got electrocuted

He keeps his distance now

The Bay movies showed us that Raph likes to knit, but Leo likes to crochet

When he was like 8 he dropped his katana and cut off a piece of Splinter's tail

It grew back but he was too scared about hurting his dad and it took a week before he picked them back up

Cries when he burns toast

The only thing he can cook is sushi

Mikey once convinced him that he found a bag of rare tea

It was weed

He made it into tea and everyone was high for almost 2 days

Splinter was not happy

Has had an argument with Mikey about why Donnie is the antichrist, all while the other was asleep

One time he was so deep into meditation that he sneezed and scared himself

Talks in his sleep

In Japanese

No one has the heart to tell him