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Pun War

2k16 Donnie x Reader

Warnings: SFW, funny/stupid/cringy puns, fluff man the FLUFFFFF

Summary Oneshot: Donnie has been crushing on you ever since he has met you. You’ve been crushing on the smexy nerd also. Then puns come in. Donnie started it, but you finished it.

Oh yeah it was happening. Once was a small competition and now a full on war. A pun war of course. First you, the boys, and April were all hanging out. You all watched movies, ate pizza and hot wings, and then Donnie spoke up. It made you completely freeze.

“Hey Mikey?”

“Wassup bro?”

Donnie had a small smirk on his face and his brothers knew that smirk.

“How do you throw a space party?”

Raph huffed, “Mikey please don’t ask how…”

Mikey ignored Raph and was actually curious about what Donnie was saying and asked, “How?”

“You planet.”

Mikey sat there for a moment, then he got the pun and his lips made an ‘oh’, meanwhile April giggled at Miley’s reaction and Donnie’s pun. Leo only smiled while Raph rolled his eyes and groaned, but that got him an elbow to the side by Leo. You prepared for this moment. You were the queen/king of puns. You picked up a piece of pizza (with the most cheese) and snickered.

“Bro that was cheesy…” You said, taking a bite of your slice, smiling.

“Oh no not you.” Raph groaned, yet again earning another elbow to the side from Leo.

April knew you for a long time and she knew that smirk on your face. She was already pulling out her wallet. Meanwhile Mikey snickered and Leo chuckled, shaking his head at you two. Donnie was shell shocked for a moment. Did you just call his pun cheesy while also making a pun? He had nothing to say, still in shock, making you smirk. You grabbed a small ketchup packet from April’s lunch, throwing it at Donnie.

“Come on Donnie ketchup.”

Donnie jumped and looked at the ketchup packet. Ok so this is the way it’s gone be? A smirk started to play a way on Donnie’s face slowly.

“The yolks on you. That pun was a load of crop.”

You tried your hardest not to let out a giggle, but you didn’t stop the smile from forming on your face. Oh yeah, it was on.

“Let’s act like Adulterers here.” You spat back.

April covered her mouth with her hand, trying to stop her giggles. Leo was only smiling, while Mikey kept snickering, but he was so close to laughing. Raph rolled his eyes, but secretly you were good at this whole pun thing. It was really punny. Donnie shook his head at that one and cleared his throat. He picked up the small bucket of wings.

“Try not to wing it?”

You snickered and picked up your soda can, “Wow that pun was soda pressing.” Taking a sip afterwards.

Mikey was already laughing and April still fought to keep her giggles laughing. Leo kept chuckling and a small smirk was shown on Raph’s face. His smirk got larger as Donnie gulped. Mikey then whispered to April.

“Bet my money Donnie wins.”

April scoffed and whispered back, “Please y/n is champion…”

Donnie had no idea what to say, but then weakly said, whilst picking up a slice of pizza, “Do you wanna pizza me?”

Your snickered and quickly grabbed a small packet of salt, “Oh Don don’t be salty.” You held up the packet of salt for him to see.

Donnie rolled his eyes, “I am not salty!” He pouted.

You faked a pout and picked up the small packet of pepper, “Aw, here, let me pepper your evening with more of my puns.”

Donnie huffed, but he smiled. He had nothing. For once he could not come up with anything. April smirked as Mikey whined, giving her twenty bucks. You smirked in victory. Then picked up a slice of pepperoni pizza and pointed at it.

“My puns cannot be topped.”

Boom! Mic drop bitch.

Donnie nodded, impressed, but he would come up with more puns! He will! Leo finally let out small laugh, while Raph full on grinned. April smiled, mentally celebrating her own little victory as she held her knew twenty bucks. Mikey just laughed. In the end Donnie held out his hand towards you, now a friendly smile on his face.

“Well done.” He said as you both shook hands with each other.

A small blush was starting to form on your face, but you nodded, “Not so bad yourself.” You said, smiling.

Donnie chuckled and the rest of the night you both had huge smiles on your faces. Oh but this war wasn’t over. Donnie was gonna win. He was competitive. And if it meant researching puns all day and all night, then so be it. Secretly he just loves talking to you…

I would like to thank a very good friend of mine for this idea. It sucks because tumblr won’t let me tag her. *holds up fork* Well fork you to tumblr!

I am so glad I found your page! Your work is amazing! So I was wondering what if the boys were sent to wake up their crush (who's stubborn and won't leave their bed) and they resort to pulling off their blankets to find their crush in only a tank top and underwear. How would the bro's react?

Leo: 

The poor turtle would most definitely have a heart attack. He’d smother them back in blankets before he could so much as glimpse any part of their body that he wasn’t supposed to see. He’d also effectively wake them up, after his crush was jarred out of sleep to what seemed to be a hyperventilating terrapin trying to suffocate them in blankets.

Raph:

The guy would freeze, torn between two options: leave and try to pretend it never happened, or be a peeping tom and continue to stare at that gorgeous body a while longer. By the time he figured out staring at them was straight-up pervy, they’d already begun to feel cold and realized the blankets were being held in his hands. He was banned from their room for a month.

Donnie:

Oh my gosh, he actually screams. He stumbles away and tries to escape the room (like that’s gonna help, his screech already woke up his sleeping beauty) and accidentally trips over his own feet, falling backwards into the closet and causing a basket of laundry to fall on his head. He walks out, pride wounded, having seen more of his crush’s undergarments than originally planned.

Mikey:

So, the crush wakes up upon hearing him enter the room. Mikey’s all bouncy and ready to start the day, so he doesn’t heed their warnings that they’re half naked. He pulls off the covers, squeaks like a mouse, replaces them quickly, and trots out of the room, all the while hearing his crush’s hysterical laugh and a shout of ‘I TOLD YOU SO!’

Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

💚💚💚💚

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

Ayo, lower your voice, my mom's gonna hear you 😭💀

Look, the Bayverse fangirls are unhinged but when push comes to shove, it’s the Donatello girls that are the thirstiest

Honestly sounds like my perfect reality lmao

I like that they tryna change things but it's too much.

Thoughts on 2018 Turtles

I am trying so hard to like it.

I am trying to like the new turtles.

Like trying.

But I’m just like…

Marry: Leo, Cuddle: Mikey, Fuck: Donnie, and Kiss: Raph 💖💖

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

DWAGONS

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

I MEAN…

Who

Doesnt

like dragons?

They can be loyal

or they can be firce

How can you not love dragons?

They are like huge cats

No judge zone

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.