I Remember Being Driven In An Ambulance To A Mental Hospital And I Was Making Jokes (it's A Coping Skill

Yaaaaas

Alright how about the guys are sent to go wake their crush up (cause they stubborn and love sleep) and when they try to wake them crush makes cute smol noise like a small chuu or anime sound effect. What would the boys do?

LEO

“Batafurai, wake up…!” Leo coos to you as he sits next to your sleeping frame, a hand running over your covered frame lovingly. 

“Nooo…!” You whine cutely, mangled hair covering your face.

A sweet smile crawls on his lips as he slowly stands, “Fine… Five more minutes.”

RAPH

“C’mon, get up.” Raph grunted. Sure, he could just pick you up off of his body and go pee, but it was pretty much time for breakfast so they both might as well wake up.

“Mmm…” You made a purr like hum, and Raph stiffen. Why were you so cute? He could try again later…

DONNIE

Donnie glanced down at your sleeping form for a moment, a small smile on his face. You looked so calm and cute and at peace.

He couldn’t think of anything that could make this moment more-

Oh my god. Did, did you just coo in your sleep?

MIKEY

Look at the way your hair is displayed on the pillow… How the shadows trace your features…

Mikey tugs out his camera, ready to take a picture, until you do a cute little yawn and roll into a sitting position.

“Uh, what are you doing with that camera?”

“NOTHING! WHAT CAMERA?! THERE IS NO CAMERA!”

I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD

I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO

Bakugo :  What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.

Todoroki :  RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

Tokoyami :  Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

Sato :  What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Kaminari :  What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Shoji  Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

Koda :  I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Iida :  I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Mineta :  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Aoyama :  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Sero :  I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

Midoryia :  The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Ojiro :  Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Bonus 

All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Aizawa :  If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Honestly sounds like my perfect reality lmao

I'm feeling down today so how about a depressing ask. What if the guys knew something was wrong with their crush and when they finally ask/get it out of them their crush starts crying and in the most serious tone says, "I just want it all to end, I just want to die..." How would the boy's react? Thank you for your time💖💗

Leo: his jaw would drop just a little when they fall against his shoulder, body racked with sobs. he’d pull them close instantly, forgetting completely about how nervous he used to be having them close, how his face would heat up uncontrollably… he’d only care about making them not hurt anymore. he’d rub their back and let them cry, saying over and over again, “please don’t die. the world wouldn’t be the same without you.”

Raph: he’d take hold of their shoulders say with all the tender seriousness in the world, “Listen. I know things suck right now. But” he’d poke their nose and make em giggle just a little through their tears “you have to promise me you’ll NEVER let anything make you feel anything less than completely worth it. ‘kay?” He’d hug them fiercely. “Cuz you’re awesome, and if I believe it, then… no one else’s opinion matters. Cuz…cuz I’m awesome too.” Cue more tortured laughs.

Donnie: he has an enormous vocabulary, a huge vault of memory that holds thousands, maybe even millions of iotas of knowledge. He could spout off any sort of advice he wants… but let’s be honest, Donatello knows what it feels like to be without hope. He looks at them with the most heartbroken look, and just opens his arms a little. His crush slams into his bear hug, and they sit there, buried in each other, letting sorrow wash over and through them for a while.

Mikey: he’d say “oh baby cakes, no…” he’d rush forward and wipe the tears from their eyes, offering them a tiny smile. “whatever it is, i’ll help you through it. pinky promise.” he takes their hands and attempts to entwine his huge last finger with their finger. he’d grin, but the smile would fade when he saw their sad  features. he’d stroke their cheek real gentle, and whisper, “we’ll get through this. YOU will get through this. You can do it.”

No judge zone

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

Pun War

2k16 Donnie x Reader

Warnings: SFW, funny/stupid/cringy puns, fluff man the FLUFFFFF

Summary Oneshot: Donnie has been crushing on you ever since he has met you. You’ve been crushing on the smexy nerd also. Then puns come in. Donnie started it, but you finished it.

Oh yeah it was happening. Once was a small competition and now a full on war. A pun war of course. First you, the boys, and April were all hanging out. You all watched movies, ate pizza and hot wings, and then Donnie spoke up. It made you completely freeze.

“Hey Mikey?”

“Wassup bro?”

Donnie had a small smirk on his face and his brothers knew that smirk.

“How do you throw a space party?”

Raph huffed, “Mikey please don’t ask how…”

Mikey ignored Raph and was actually curious about what Donnie was saying and asked, “How?”

“You planet.”

Mikey sat there for a moment, then he got the pun and his lips made an ‘oh’, meanwhile April giggled at Miley’s reaction and Donnie’s pun. Leo only smiled while Raph rolled his eyes and groaned, but that got him an elbow to the side by Leo. You prepared for this moment. You were the queen/king of puns. You picked up a piece of pizza (with the most cheese) and snickered.

“Bro that was cheesy…” You said, taking a bite of your slice, smiling.

“Oh no not you.” Raph groaned, yet again earning another elbow to the side from Leo.

April knew you for a long time and she knew that smirk on your face. She was already pulling out her wallet. Meanwhile Mikey snickered and Leo chuckled, shaking his head at you two. Donnie was shell shocked for a moment. Did you just call his pun cheesy while also making a pun? He had nothing to say, still in shock, making you smirk. You grabbed a small ketchup packet from April’s lunch, throwing it at Donnie.

“Come on Donnie ketchup.”

Donnie jumped and looked at the ketchup packet. Ok so this is the way it’s gone be? A smirk started to play a way on Donnie’s face slowly.

“The yolks on you. That pun was a load of crop.”

You tried your hardest not to let out a giggle, but you didn’t stop the smile from forming on your face. Oh yeah, it was on.

“Let’s act like Adulterers here.” You spat back.

April covered her mouth with her hand, trying to stop her giggles. Leo was only smiling, while Mikey kept snickering, but he was so close to laughing. Raph rolled his eyes, but secretly you were good at this whole pun thing. It was really punny. Donnie shook his head at that one and cleared his throat. He picked up the small bucket of wings.

“Try not to wing it?”

You snickered and picked up your soda can, “Wow that pun was soda pressing.” Taking a sip afterwards.

Mikey was already laughing and April still fought to keep her giggles laughing. Leo kept chuckling and a small smirk was shown on Raph’s face. His smirk got larger as Donnie gulped. Mikey then whispered to April.

“Bet my money Donnie wins.”

April scoffed and whispered back, “Please y/n is champion…”

Donnie had no idea what to say, but then weakly said, whilst picking up a slice of pizza, “Do you wanna pizza me?”

Your snickered and quickly grabbed a small packet of salt, “Oh Don don’t be salty.” You held up the packet of salt for him to see.

Donnie rolled his eyes, “I am not salty!” He pouted.

You faked a pout and picked up the small packet of pepper, “Aw, here, let me pepper your evening with more of my puns.”

Donnie huffed, but he smiled. He had nothing. For once he could not come up with anything. April smirked as Mikey whined, giving her twenty bucks. You smirked in victory. Then picked up a slice of pepperoni pizza and pointed at it.

“My puns cannot be topped.”

Boom! Mic drop bitch.

Donnie nodded, impressed, but he would come up with more puns! He will! Leo finally let out small laugh, while Raph full on grinned. April smiled, mentally celebrating her own little victory as she held her knew twenty bucks. Mikey just laughed. In the end Donnie held out his hand towards you, now a friendly smile on his face.

“Well done.” He said as you both shook hands with each other.

A small blush was starting to form on your face, but you nodded, “Not so bad yourself.” You said, smiling.

Donnie chuckled and the rest of the night you both had huge smiles on your faces. Oh but this war wasn’t over. Donnie was gonna win. He was competitive. And if it meant researching puns all day and all night, then so be it. Secretly he just loves talking to you…

I would like to thank a very good friend of mine for this idea. It sucks because tumblr won’t let me tag her. *holds up fork* Well fork you to tumblr!

"RETREAT!! GET TO SAFE GROUND!"

"SHUT UP MIKEY!!"

*Here comes China*

"What in the world..."

"GOT HER!"

"RAPH, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS OFFERING AS WELL AS OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES."

HC that Raph has a fine china tea set and NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

It’s official in my book.

Can’t change my mind, sorry.

I feel like human Mikey would be Tom Holland

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;

Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK

Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN

Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)

ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3

Thinking about the first few times with the turtles in a more realistic light.

The first time you decide to let him inside of you, you don't expect too much. This is his first time having sex, so it's only fair that it's more of a learning experience than anything else.

You start with lots of prep. He doesn't want to hurt you, even when you assure him that you might feel a bit sore. He's so nervous that by the time he finally puts his dick in you he's full on trembling. You talk him through it as much as you can, but let's be honest- there's no way you can be completely there when he's stretching you so wide on his fat cock.

He pushes in slowly, and with every inch your breath hitches. He only gets half way inside of you before he's moaning and cumming buckets. He's barely conscious enough to pull out after the first three seconds, and even then he's still letting out the most sultry "hahhh~" and "oh fuuuuuh~".

That's how it's going to be the first few times. Their bodies slowly becoming used to the sensation of entering your velvety cunt. Nine times out of ten you won't end up getting off, but it's not because they didn't try, it's mostly because they're so braindead from how hard they came that you have to take care of and love on your man until they remember how to speak.

The first time they are able to finally start focusing on making you feel good you better be ready.

Chances are that he's been doing his research on how to make you cum. He probably feels bad that you haven't been enjoying it as much as he has, no matter how many times you insist that you don't mind.

He's between your legs, eating you like a man starved. He makes you cum at least twice before he's shucking his pants and boxers. He crawls up your body slowly as he trails kisses from your hips up across your chest and neck, nipping at your pulse point in the way that makes you gasp. He lets his cock rest against your pussy and slowly slides it up and down, collecting your arousal on his shaft while he shoves his tongue in your mouth.

The kiss is so dirty that you completely lose yourself in it, nearly missing when his head catches at your entrance. He pulls away from you and slowly starts to push in, watching as your mouth falls open in a breathless moan. Once he's half way he stops and tilts your head to look at him. "Beg for me baby." It's like a plea against your lips, and who are you to deny the one who stole your heart?

"Please," you moan out. "Need you so fucking bad~ babyy~" and then he's bottoming out leaving your brain in pieces on the floor. All you can think about is how good he feels, how good you feel.

It starts out slowly, him pulling all the way out before slowly feeding it back into your gushing folds. Once he knows you're ready he starts speeding up, hips snapping against yours as his hands hold yours next to your head. All the while he never looks away from you, too obsessed with the way your face portrays your arousal.

He's able to hold himself back from cumming until he feels you clamping down on him, and then he's losing himself as he spews out praise and sweet words as he jackhammers his release into you.

After that he takes care of you, holding your face and telling you how well you did as he cleans up the mess between your thighs. He's kissing all the bites he left on your neck as he lays with you on his chest, fingers running through your hair comfortingly.

It takes you quite some time to come back to reality, but he's patient and he never rushes you. The second you regain your sense of mind you look up at him, mouth agape in shock. "When the hell did you get good at sex?" You demand, and he laughs.

"You'd be surprised what I've learned the last few weeks baby," he replied with a kiss to your forehead. "Maybe I can show you after you get some rest."

"Deal."

You've never fallen asleep so quickly.

Y'all ever go to a relatives house for like a weekend or smthn and you get one of your cousins rooms cause they gone, and you know that cousin well enough that when you get to the room you're just like, "I wonder how many people they been fuckin in this bed," before awkwardly laying down on it?