For Fucks Sake, This Man Has No Idea How To Do The Simplest Of Things 🤦🏻‍♀️

THERE'S A SECOND ONE!!😱😱😍😍😍💙💙💖💖

Ooo more fluffy Leo stuff please!! It's sooo good 💗

- hand holding, a lot of it

- cuddling too

- he would always try to touch you or have you close (like rubbing your back, playing with your fingers etc)

- forehead kisses

- he would watch your favorite show or movie with you even though he might not understand it (maybe it’s the topic, the humor or genre)

- same goes for music

- he might even listen to it when you’re back at your own home, just to memorize the lyrics

- would try to get you into his favorite things as well

- he would NEVER forget your anniversary and even celebrate it each month

- flowers or cute poems

- written by himself of course

- he’d have a whole wall of pictures of you

- most of them he took himself

- some of them were of both of you

- he’d change his lock screen almost daily cause he loved every single picture of you

- he might whistle when he thought he was alone, just because he was so happy with you

- he’d watch you sleep but not in a creepy way

- he just loved the way you looked when you slept

- he’d compliment you every day, especially when you felt down

- cute af nicknames

- maybe something in Japanese like Hana (flower)

- already imagines your children

- and has names for them

- he’d often place you in his lab so he could cuddle you from behind

- he loved it when you put your head against his plastron

- he felt invincible when you did that

- always smiling when you’re around or soon are

- even when his brothers are pissing him off, fuck that he will see YOU later

- would ask Splinter what he thinks of you

- is happy when Splinter says you’re a wonderful human being

- always puts your happiness above his own

- but loves to vent to you as well

- never gets physical, just ranting about everything that’s pissing him off (come on, even he needs a break from time to time)

- he knows you’re the only person who can calm him down

- he would sleep much better when you’re next to him

- he would even sleep in sometimes

- he could relax so much with you, like a huge weigh is lifted from his shoulders

- he’d occasionally lift you up and carry you to wherever you want

- just to be cute, you know

- would always brag to his brothers at how amazing you are

- would call you his forever girl

BNHA OC Form, Destiny

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3 

|Basic Info|

Name: Destiny Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Dessy, D

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 130 lbs

Hair Color: Metallic grey at roots that fades to white at the tips

Eye Color: Right eye - Black/dark grey , Left eye - Lavender. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White 

Looks: wears glasses. She can see fine without them, but it helps her focus.

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age. Refuse to have children who ruin their image

Sibling(s): Octavia Robel - Twin sister

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Her sister (?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Denki Kaminari  

Pet(s): Robodog

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Ganroda

Costume: Short skirt with shorts underneath. Tanktop. Hair in a ponytail. Utility belt. Barefoot.

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory. She also wants to keep tabs on Octavia seeing as she is more reckless. 

Quirk: Weaponize

Abilities: She can transform any part of her body into any weapon.

Weaknesses: The bigger the weapon is, the more pain she is in. Pain usually comes in the form of migraines, but if she really overworks herself, her arm that was the weapon will become paralized

Other Abilities: Has always been able to perform a telekinetic connection with her sister. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a secondary quirk that only her sister knows about; when making skin to skin contact with another person she can see flashes of their future.

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 1/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 6/5

Cooperativeness: 3/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

Knife hands, because now you can mince a bitch before you saute her

Omg, I never noticed until now 😂😂

Raph actually says, "Leo I'm gonna hit 'im"

“I can’t see me loving nobody but you for all my liiiiife!”

I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD

I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO

Bakugo :  What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.

Todoroki :  RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

Tokoyami :  Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

Sato :  What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Kaminari :  What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Shoji  Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

Koda :  I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Iida :  I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Mineta :  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Aoyama :  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Sero :  I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

Midoryia :  The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Ojiro :  Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Bonus 

All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Aizawa :  If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Tied

Hawks x F!Reader

This is pure smut. *yeets fic at @redrehab​* MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH, I LOVE YOU <3

You stared down at your phone for what must have been the hundredth time in the last hour. Be ready for me angel. That was all it said and, coming from your boyfriend, it could mean a variety of things. However, minutes after receiving the text, he had sent an attachment. Staring back at you was an image of his clothed cock straining against the trousers of his hero costume.

The shiver that ran through your body was one of excitement as you dug through your drawers for the perfect attire to greet him in. An hour later the sound of tapping against your window drew your attention as the hero slipped through and landed in your room. When he saw your scarcely clad form laying across your mattress he let out a low moan as his wings folded behind him and he took the steps between you two, discarding his jacket and goggles before he was on you. When your lips crashed with Hawks’ it was sloppy and wet, but it perfectly conveyed the desire behind each swipe of his tongue and every stroke of his hands in your hair. You pulled him down against you as you rolled your body up into his in an attempt to relieve the pressure in your core. 

Hawks growled as his hips snapped up to meet yours, his hands reaching down to strip himself of his shirt which joined his jacket on the floor. You couldn’t help the moan that left your lips as your hands roamed across his muscular chest. When your hands wandered down to the hem of his pants, drawing teasing feather light touches across the skin, his lips detached themselves from yours to stare down at you with his piercing yellow eyes. “Fuck angel, you’re just begging for me aren’t you?”

Instead of responding you dug a hand into his hair and tugged it to the side so you could kiss and nip along his neck. For a minute he seemed to be enjoying the attention, but all too soon his hand was wrapped around your neck as he forced your head against the mattress. “Oh baby, you should know better than this,” he purred in your ear as his hand reached down to unbutton his pants.

Once he was standing in nothing bit his boxers his hand tightened around your throat as he whispered, "stay right here for me angel." You could only whimper in response and he gives you a chaste kiss before walking over to your shared dresser and retrieving some silky rope. As he walked back you obediently lifted your hands above your head and he smirked in appreciation. 

As he tied your wrists to the headboard you came face to face with his sculpted chest. You bit your lip as you watched his muscles flex above you. Before you could stop yourself you ran your tongue along the grooves of each ab, shivering at the sweet, but salty taste that covered your lover. You felt him shiver above you before he finished tying you and moved back to look you in the eye. "What do you want babygirl?"

You arched yourself into him as much as you could. "Please Kiego, touch me," you begged, grinding your leg against his clothed cock. His hips bucked at the friction and his hands snaked underneath you to remove the red bralette, your breasts bouncing out into his waiting palms.

"God, look at you," he groaned as his eyes roamed over your bare torso before coming to land on the marching red panties you still wore. His hands trailed down your body leaving goosebumps in their wake as his fingers slowly hooked into the waistband of your panties and pulled them down. "Already so wet for me."

His mouth latched onto your thigh and he bit down, eliciting a moan out of you. He licked the mark before leaving a light kiss and moving towards your core.

His tongue licked at your folds and you gasped at the absolute sinful sound that left his mouth. "You taste divine angel, so ready for my cock," he growled as he inserted a finger into your sopping entrance and curled it just right.

"Yes Kiego. Fuck I want you inside of me," you moaned as he added another finger. Hawks was taking his time, but you weren't having any of it. As his mouth and fingers continued to work against your core, your fingers reached up towards the knot holding your wrists. "Babe please," you begged, and your boyfriend lifted his head, his fingers still moving inside of you.

"What was that baby?" He asked with a smirk. You bit your lip and glared at him as your fingers laced themselves into his blonde hair and pulled him up for a kiss. You both moaned into each others mouths as his fingers left you. When you separated he lifted his fingers to your mouth, his eyes burning with lust as he said, "suck."

As your lips closed around his fingertips, your hands suddenly wrapped around him as you flipped your positions. Hawks let out a startled yelp and his feathers ruffled, but before he could react you had tied his hands together with the silky rope. "I'm sorry little bird, but you're mine now," you muttered as you brought his arms behind his head with one hand and pulled his head to the side with the other.

Your lips brushed against his jaw line before biting into the skin of his neck, drawing out a deep moan from your lover. "Come on love, let me take care of you," whispered against his lips. Your hands reached down to remove his boxers and his cock finally sprang free. You hovered your dripping entrance over his cock as you smirked at him. "Tell me what you want Kiego, beg me for it," you instructed as you nibbled at his ear.

"[Y/N], please," he begged and you pulled at his restraints. "Fuck, please angel, I want to be inside of you, I want to fill that pretty pussy of yours."

Satisfied with his answer you pulled his arms over your head as you sunk down onto him. As you took a second to adjust to him you felt his legs quiver beneath you. God he was already so close. "Awe, are you really so aroused by me taking control of you little bird?"

You barely heard the breathy, "yes," as he thrust his hips up into yours. Good god, he definitely wasn't little, no matter how much you teased him with the nickname. In response you ground down against him as you sunk your teeth into his shoulder.

"Angel I- shit… I'm not gonna last long."

Honestly neither were you after looking at his face. His eyes were half kidded, his pupils blown wide as he watched himself disappear inside of you. His mouth was open as he let out heavy pants and his hair was sticking to his forehead, his wings splayed out beneath him and twitching slightly.

Fuck if he wasn't the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Your hips began to stutter as Hawks started to piston his hips up into yours, meeting your hips with each downward thrust. 

"God Kiego, are you going to fill me up? Do it, fill me with your cum."

His hips snapped up a final time before both of you were overcome by your orgasms. You felt Hawks body spasm beneath you and a sense of pride that you had been the one to fill him with so much pleasure.

You carefully untied his wrists and dropped the rope to the floor as you kissed him slowly. "Are you ok love?"

Hawks nodded and pulled you closer as he cuddled into your chest. "Perfect. I love you so much [Y/N]."

You smiled happily as you watched him fall asleep against you, your hand combing through his hair as you pulled the sheets over both of you and whispered, "I love you too Kiego."

The turtles: *chatting in the living room while watching a movie*

Me: *runs into the room at top speed and dive bombs for blanket on floor*

Me: *lands on edge of blanket*

Me: *rolls*

Bros:............ O.O

Me: This is my final form

Me: I have become a blanket taco

Me: *sticks out tongue*

Ok so I'm curious, what do you think the situation was the first time the turtles churred in front of reader? Like what made them churr and what is the immediate response after? 💖

I love this question! Turtle x Reader style

/ / / /

🅻🅴🅾 has never churred in front of you and he does it on purpose, mostly out of embarrassment, but he is also a little nervous. He doesn’t want you to think it’s weird, so he just pushes them aside, but plane to keep them hidden diminishes one day while he is meditating. You came down to the lair to visit the boys, nothing new to you or them. You always greeted Leonardo, even if he was busy. So when one of his brothers told you where he was, you set off to that destination.

You walked into the dojo, seeing your turtle in blue sitting on the floor with his back to to the entrance, and now you. He knew you were here, and from past events of trying to sneak up on him only to fail, you knew he knew you were here too. However, Leo was not prepared for your small hand to rest on the back of his neck.

“Hey, Leo. How was your day?” You asked, giving the back of his neck a light scratch with your nails, the action was sudden but you didn’t think anything of it.

Leo instinctively leaned back into the touch and that’s when you heard it. A deep rumbling noise. Your eyes widened a little, but Leo panicked and covered them up the interesting, yet sexy, noise with a cough. You walked to stand front of him.

“H-Hello Y/n, uh I-” Leo started, but you stopped him by sitting in his lap, making him jump, his hands on your hips the second you sat settled on his lap.

“What was that?” You ask curiously, wrapping your arms around his neck, leaning towards him a little.

“Uh, i-it was. I-I mean… Uh-” Leo went to say, but you placed a delicate finger on his lips to stop him from rambling further.

“No need to be flustered, my Leader. I am just curious about the noise you made. What was it exactly?” You say gently, asking again in a more softer tone, a small smile on your face.

“Um… That was- uh…” Leo was blushing madly and his heart pounded, “It was a… Churr.” He said quietly, his eyes afraid to meet your eyes.

You smiled more and giggled, leaning in to give him a short sweet kiss, that made him look at you. You smiled up at him and used your arms to pull him a little closer.

“Does that happen when you are enjoying something?” You asked.

Leo nodded slowly, “Yes…”

This time you smirked and one of your hands went to the back of his neck, your nails gently caressing his rough skin. Leo shuddered.

“I want to hear it again.” You said, continuing to gently scratch the back of his neck.

Leo looked at you a little surprised, but he would never deny a request or demand from you. So he closed his eyes, enjoying you touches and soon another deep churr rumbled in his chest, escaping his lips. You only smiled. It was almost like cat churrs, but this churr was still way different. Way better.

It was deep and being honest, it was hot. You loved it and you wanted to hear more. That day you made another request, but for the bedroom only. Leo smirked that time and did what you wanted. He couldn’t deny your intriguing request and demands after all.

🆁🅰🅿🅷 does the same thing Leo does. He holds them in and hides them. To him, his churr’s meant that he was way too vulnerable. So he holds them in, trying to contain them, but one night he slips and it changes everything he thought about his churr’s. It was a lovely night for you and Raph. Bodies touching, lips kissing, and hands exploring, a blissful way to end any day.

During this intimate time you are sharing with Raph, it was harder for him. Your touches, the noises you were making, the way your soft skins feels against his; All his churr’s wanted to be free. So when your hands slip down his plastron, roughly scratching his shell, a churr slips. It was a very deep churr, strong and clear to your ears.

Raph was freaking out and leaned his head back, a blushing mess, silence overcoming him and you. As he lightly pants from the passionate kiss you and him were having, he looks down at you and you can see he is embarrassed. That only makes you smirk. You want to hear it again. You grab the front of his plastron, pulling him down quickly, smashing your lips on his again forcefully. Raph couldn’t help but groan and kiss back.

Then he felt your nails scratching harder against his plastron, making him grunt in result for the wonderful painful and pleasurable action.

“Make that noise again. I wanna hear it Big Red…” You said confidently, still scratching his plastron, while letting your lips move down his neck.

Raph is conflicted for a moment and doesn’t know if he should do it, but then he hears you whisper lightly, your small breaths against his skin making him shiver from pleasure.

“Come on Big Red. Let me hear it. Let me hear that deep sexy noise again. I wanna hear you make that noise all night…” You mumble, still placing kissing along his neck, nibbling a few parts of his skin gently that drove him crazy.

Raph groaned and without hesitation, let his churr’s go. You smirked and stopped your teasing actions on his neck, looking up at him.

“Damn that’s hot Big Red. Don’t hold that noise in anymore…”

That time Raph smirked back. He never held in his churr’s again, not after that night. You didn’t complain. It was music to your ears. You wanted to hear at any given chance. You craved the noise more and more.

🅳🅾🅽🅽🅸🅴 is a little shy baby. Well, at first. During the first few times you and he shared intimant moments, he keeps his churr’s under control, but he doesn’t hold them in. Again, he controls them, meaning he can control how loud they can be. So anytime where you and he share memorable nights, he churr’s, very quietly. You just never heard it. Donnie wasn’t afraid to let his churr’s be fully free, but it was new to you and you didn’t know what it meant, he didn’t want you to get the wrong idea.

So he decides to tell you about it, so he can better explain what it was and why it happens. And he hopes you don’t mind too much, but from past events, he suspects you wouldn’t care. You already love it when he moans, groans, grunts; so why not his churr’s? So one day when you come down to the lair, you greet Donnie first, like always. You knew where he was, so when you arrived to his lab, he spoke.

“Hey Y/n,” He turns in his chair, a smile on his face, “Slide the door shut for a moment hun, I gotta tell you something.”

You’re confused and a little nervous, but did what he said. After sliding the door shut, you walked over, taking a seat on one of his other chairs.

“Is everything ok?” You ask, hoping this wasn’t going to end badly.

Donnie nodded, “Of course, I just wanted to tell you something. I guess you can say, it’s a little personal to me. A vulnerability I have yet to share.” Donnie said with a smile, a smile that made your heart melt. You nod for him to go on.

He starts off bluntly, knowing you could care less “When we are… Intimate, there is a noise I make that you don’t usually hear. It isn’t bad vocal action, it’s good, but I wanted to talk about it so you didn’t misunderstand.”

You give him a confused glance and asked, “Well what’s the noise? And you make the noise while we have sex? How come I never hear it?”

Donnie chuckled, “I control the volume, so I keep it pretty quiet, but you could still be able to hear it. However, you are quite loud love.” That made you blush and even pout, “No need to get bashful, your noises always excite me. Now about the noise. We turtles call it a churr. It’s kind of like a cat churr, but deeper and it builds up in our chest. Of course, when we churr, it’s because we are feeling some sort of pleasure, physically or emotionally.” Donnie exclaimed, making you nod.

Then you quickly say, “I wanna hear it.”

Donnie wasn’t surprised by that, you are just as curious as he is when learning something new. He wasn’t going push aside the order. He knew he could churr on his own, without the feeling of pleasurable touches, he just had to think about you (which wasn’t hard). So he leans closer to you. He focuses, thinking about his love for you and your love for him, he can already feel the churr rumbling in his chest.

Then you hear it. It was definitely naturally loud, but you didn’t care about that, but it did surprise you on how deep it was. Donnie doesn’t have the deepest voice in the world, but this churr was beyond incredible. You already loved it.

“I wanna hear more.” You said, standing up to stand in front of him.

Donnie smiles and stops you from sitting on his lap, making you confused.

“Lock the doors, we don’t want any interruptions. Now, do we?” Donnie said, making you smile.

You did as he told and as bodies touched, he let his natural loud and depp churring free. His churr’s only made you crave him more the entire time. It was amazing. It was hot. Then you thought about it. Any touch pleasuring touch, sexual or not, could make him churr. Well, it already sounded like a fun game to you. So you reminded yourself to give Donnie little touches in the future, touches that you knew he liked. You were already obsessed with his churr’s.

🅼🅸🅺🅴🆈 has never really thought about hiding his churr. He hasn’t actually. You just couldn’t hear it. It was not as loud as his brothers, or deep, but don’t get it twisted, puberty punched him in the fucking face, his churr was still deep and veryuch loud. He just naturally had a slightly higher pitched voice and that meant his churr’s were a little higher as well. So one day you were at the lair, sitting on the couch, watching a movie with Mikey.

Mikey was sprawled out on the couch, his head on your lap, which you didn’t mind. So as the movie went on, you reached down and attentively started to rub his head (not the head you’re thinkin’ of ya nasty). Immediately Mikey was churring. Again it wasn’t as loud as his brothers, but it was still loud to you. The noise made you quickly pull your hand away and look down at Mikey, a little shocked.

“Aw babe why did ya’ stop?” Mikey whined a little, reaching for your hand, placing back on his head gently.

You giggled a little bit, feeling better knowing you didn’t hurt him. So you did the same action and continued watching the movie, while also continuing to hear Mikey churr.

You had to admit; it was freakin’ hot and adorable at the same time. And by the time the movie ended, you had questions to ask. You just hoped Mikey was comfortable to give the answers. So when the movie was over, your hand stopped rubbing his head, which led Mikey to sit up slowly and stretched. You stretched a little too while asking your first question.

“Hey, babe what was that noise you made?”

Mikey looked a little confused for a moment but made an ‘oh’ face that made you giggle. Mikey smiled and turned his body towards you.

“Me and my bro’s call it churrs. We don’t do it randomly unless we want to you, but that never happens” Mikey said, chuckling in the end, knowing his brother hated churring in front of anyone. He didn’t really care, but he held them in, just so his brother was comfortable. And because Leo told him to.

“Well, what does it mean?” You asked, sitting back on the couch, stretching your legs next. Your legs went over Mikey’s lap, which he didn’t mind, he was already caressing your legs out of habit since this was normal for you to do.

“Don is better at explaining, but it justs a noise we make when we feel good or think about we like,” Mikey said, trying his best to explain this.

“Like a cat?” You asked with a smile.

“Yeah! But only louder and deeper.” Mikey said with a bright smile, but made his viice really deep when saying the word 'deeper’ which made you laugh a little.

Then you smirked, “So… Any touch you like can make you churr?” You asked slowly, raising a hand to caress his muscled arm.

You got your answer when he was churring again. And before you could say anything else, you were in Mikey’s arms, being carried off to his bedroom.

/ / / /

Alrighty! I hope this was answered correctly! Please mind my errors ☺ Thank you!

My asks are always open! I love doing asks, nsfw or sfw. It can be about Tmnt or me, I don’t care! Love ya!

😊🙏❤

*old wizard voice* FOOL OF A TOUQE

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

"RETREAT!! GET TO SAFE GROUND!"

"SHUT UP MIKEY!!"

*Here comes China*

"What in the world..."

"GOT HER!"

"RAPH, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS OFFERING AS WELL AS OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES."

HC that Raph has a fine china tea set and NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.

It’s official in my book.

Can’t change my mind, sorry.

This made my fucking day. I'm wheezing at these

Incorrect Tmnt quotes

Mikey: What does 'take out' mean? Donnie: Food. Leo: Dating Raph: Murder Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Donnie: Favourite horror movie?

Mikey: It

Raph: Saw

Leo: Annabelle

Y/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leo: Croissants: dropped

Raph: Road: works ahead

Y/n: BBQ sauce: on my titties

April: Shavacado: fre

Mikey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Donnie:

Donnie: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Donnie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Mikey: Hey Donnie,

Donnie: Yes?

Mikey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Donnie:

Donnie: Where’s Y/n?

Donnie: April isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Donnie: Casey and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

April: Hello?

Y/n: Top 30 reasons why y/n is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Raph: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?

Mikey: 47

Y/n: That's not even close.

Mikey: But it was fast.

Donnie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Leo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Mikey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Casey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Leo: ...I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No you didn't. Mikey?

Mikey: Don't look at me. Look at Y/n.

Y/n: What?! I didn't break it.

Mikey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/n: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mikey: Suspicious.

Y/n: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, person A.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Splinter... Donnie’s been awfully quiet.

Donnie: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Donnie: I can help you with it!

April: Yeah, sure.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raph: lol nope.

Mikey: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Leo: *Read 5:55pm*

Leo: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Leo, driving y/n and April: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Leo: What?

April: We almost got kidnapped.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Leo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!