The Only Correct Way To Eat Chicken Nuggets Is To Consume As Many As Possible Until Your Very Soul Is

Who's your BNHA Thirst Daddy? 🤣🤣🤣

I LITERALLY THIRST OVER MOST OF THEM NGL

OP this is fantastic. I demand to read these fanfictions Leo writes cause we all know he's written some downright sinful shit 😂

Random Turtle HCs

Based on the Bayverse turts, guys are 25+ SFW

-Donnie listens to 70s/80s funk jams in the lab. Anything with a groovy beat helps keep him focused on his tasks, but sometimes he subconsciously starts dancing when his favorite songs come on the speakers. Mikey caught him once, and he's never heard the end of it.

-When they were tweens Mikey got Raph into animes like Dragonball Z and Bleach. It was something they both really got excited about when the re-runs would come on tv. As they get older, both guys still watch it together for a lil brother bonding time. They're currently binging Jujustu Kaisen and One Punch Man. Donnie will sometimes watch an episode or two with them, but he never really got into it. Leo makes fun of Mikey and Raph for liking such bro-y shows, but secretly watches shojo/shonen animes like Fruits Basket or Oran Host Club. He's re-watching Inuyasha right now (for the third time). He would die of embarrassment if his brothers found out (Donnie knows).

-After seriously pulling a muscle a few years ago, Leo got really into massage therapy. He did a bunch of research on physical therapy and different massage techniques, and figured out how to marry the two ideas so he could help out when his brothers inevitably hurt themselves. Cough *Mikey* Cough.

-Speaking of which, Mikey is literally always hurting himself. He's not clumsy, he's just a wild dude who tends to overestimate the capabilities of his board. He's smacked into the side of a building more times than his brothers can count.

-Raph has a tendency to yap in the weight room. He's serious about working out, but if one of his brothers comes in to work in with him, he'll get reeeaal chatty. It's just the space he feels most comfortable and open, where his walls come down. Mikey doesn't mind, but it bugs the crap out of Leo.

-Donnie has to be dragged to the weight room to lift weights. Leo insists on it, and even gave him a perfectly tailored workout plan, but Donnie will make up every excuse to not go. He's never been able to build muscle like his brothers, and they know that, but Leo still wants him to continue strength training. Once as a teen, he was tossed over Raph's shoulder and brought in. Raph got away mostly unscathed.

-Leo writes Star trek and Battlestar Galactica fanfic. No, I will not elaborate.

-Mikey has been teaching Splinter new slang words, mostly to irritate Leo. The other night at dinner he used "no cap" in a sentence, and Leo got up and left the table. Mikey was cackling.

-Donnie swears. A lot. Raph and Mikey do too, but Don is real bad. Leo tries not to, out of respect and in the name of good manners, but if he gets heated in a videogame against Mikey, watch out.

-Mikey struggles with depression, but uses his sense of humor to cope. His jokes occasionally border on self-depreciating, which is a heads up to his brothers that he's not doing great. They take camping trips or plan fun days to help him out of the funk.

-Leo is the biggest flirt in the world. He doesn't realize he's doing it sometimes, until his victims are more blush than person and a puddle on the floor.

-Donnie is incredibly sassy. Like 1000%. He loved sitcom shows like The Golden Girls growing up, and learned how to deliver absolutely fatal comebacks with ease. He doesn't strike to kill unless he's annoyed, usually.

-Raph loves to sing. Like actually loves it. He won't sing for his brothers, but if you follow him on nights when he sneaks off, he goes to abandoned warehouses for the acoustics. Raph has a beautiful voice, with a little rasp to it, and he likes the way it echoes off the rafters. He usually sings along with 90s/2000s r&b, but sometimes will pull out some classic rock ballads. He's been singing Because of You by Ne-yo the past few nights.

-When Mikey discovers a new artist that he likes, the whole lair knows. He plays the music on full blast, going through the full discography. Donnie usually has to threaten to disconnect the wifi before he'll turn it down. His newest fixation was the Silk Sonic album.

-All the brothers' music tastes are influenced by each other. Raph listens to Rap, Leo likes R&B, Mikey's into Hip Hop, and Donnie's music is soup (there's a bit of literally everything). They all share music with each other, adding to the queue when they're in the garbage truck. The only consensus is that country sucks.

tags: @thelaundrybitch, @sophiacloud28

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Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

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You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL ASFHTKTFD H

Would it be too much to ask for an extremely fluffy poly fic? Like Donnie and Leo want to do something sweet and special for their girl (maybe it's her birthday, or their anniversary, or maybe cause they feel like it) and it's just a bunch of fluff and cute moments with sweet tender kisses. Thank you 😊😊

So this is the first Poly fic I’ve ever written. I definitely found it challenging, but I think (and I hesitantly say this) that it turned out ok. I hope you like it, my friend. @unitato722

This is SFW :)

It was a typical Friday night. The work week was done and she was on her way home. Despite the exhaustion that was written all over her face, she was smiling. Later on that night both Leo and Donnie were supposed to come over.

It had all started when the two of them interrupted a purple dragon from taking advantage of her. After that night, either Leo, Donnie or sometimes both would visit her a couple of evenings during the week, and she would stop by the lair. It didn’t take long for an attraction to build. There were two issues though. One, she was drawn to both. Leo was tactical, courageous and honourable. Donnie was a scientist and an inventor, a veritable technical genius. Two, they both wanted her.

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Dream Turned Reality

Alright, listen up you beautiful humans, this is an 18+ fic and I’ve never posted one before so yeehaw lets get this shit show started lmao.

Pairing, Shouto x OC

The silver haired teen could feel everything. She could feel the soft touches as her lover walked around the bed, touching her in all the places that drove her crazy before pulling away again. The satin sheets felt pleasant against her bare form as she wiggled into a more comfortable position, shifting her wings slightly.

A blindfold covered her eyes, leaving her all the more sensitive to every touch as a cold hand trailed down Octavia's neck and between her breasts. A low whine escaped her as she bit her lip.

"Is something the matter darling?" A husky voice asked next to her ear. When his lover didn't immediately respond he smacked her inner thigh before kissing the mark with his icy lips. 

The girl only moaned and arched her back as his lips left her. "Please Shouto," she breathed as she pulled against the silky restraints that bound her wrists above her.

The bed dipped and her lover nipped at the juncture between her neck and shoulder as one of his hands trailed down between her thighs before pausing. "You're going to have to be a bit more specific love," the hot and cold hero teased as he let his fingers touch everywhere except her dripping entrance.

"God Shouto I need you! I need you to fuck me, please!"

Her body was suddenly pinned as her blindfold was ripped from her eyes. Her eyes momentarily raked his naked form before coming to rest on her lovers lust filled eyes.

"I want you to watch me fuck you into a pretty little mess," he growled before shoving his entire length inside her soaked pussy.

*************

Octavia awoke with a jolt, immediately feeling the dampness between her legs. Her wings were splayed out behind her and her whole body was covered in sweat. Damn that Todoroki for being so damn perfect. No matter where he was or what he was doing, he always looked like a snack. Without even trying!

With not enough time to take care of herself before classes started, the poor teen quickly changed into her uniform and changed out of her soaked panties. As long as the teachers hadn't planned any activities with the grade above them she wouldn't have to see the heterochromatic man who had stolen her attention so easily.

She met up with her twin sister, Destiny, and the two of them walked to class together as they always did. They took a seat just as the bell rang and Kayla turned around in her seat to give her a look. "Hey Tavi, you look like you just crawled right out of hell; is everything ok?"

The said girl nodded and gave the brunette a lopsided grin. "Yea, just didn't get enough sleep last night," she mumbled.

As Aizawa entered and started the lesson Octavia found herself shifting in an attempt to ignore her arousal. By the time class was about to be let out she had thankfully been able to calm down and take some notes.

While Kayla and Stasi were packing up the second the bell rang, Destiny leaned over to grab her sisters hand. Whatever it is on your mind, she said through the mind link, you can take lunch off if you need. 

Octavia smiled back at her twin, squeezing her hand reassuringly. I'll be fine Des, but I'll let you know if I change my mind.

The two smiled at each other before following their friends down towards the lunchroom. As they waited in line they chatted about their upcoming girls night and joked about class. They had just made it to the front of the line when someone bumped into Octavia, making her stumble a bit before a pair of strong arms wrapped around her, saving her from a fall.

"Octavia, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to bump into you," Todoroki apologized as he let go of her. "Kirishima and Bakugo decided to have a shoving match and threw me."

The winged teen felt her brain getting foggy as she remembered the dream she had, and she squeezed her legs together as she responded. "Oh, it's no big deal, really. I know how those idiots can get; there's no need to apologize."

The bicolored teen smiled at her as she grabbed her lunch tray and walked towards a table. She could feel his eyes still on her as she sat down and she could feel the blush on her face.

"So," Stasi said nonchalantly, "when are you two finally going to fuck?"

Octavia choked on her noodles and coughed loudly before loudly whispering, "what the fuck do you mean?"

Kayla and Stasi exchanged a glance before the latter leaned in, an evil grin plastered across her face. "Oh come on, I could totally see it back there. I've never seen you so flustered before, and I'm pretty sure Todoroki is still checking you out."

Destiny glanced back towards the table of 2A students and muttered, "she's right, he keeps glancing at you."

"So what? He and I are friends, nothing more! He's probably just worried after he nearly knocked me over."

"Don't you mean after he swept you off your feet?" Kayla asked with a giggle.

Octavia was sure her face was as red as a tomato as she gulped and took another bite of her food. As she was chewing she could remember her dream almost perfectly. God how she wanted him to pin her against a wall and take her fast and hard… 

Focus, she scolded herself as she stood from her seat. "You know what guys, I think I'm gonna go do some laps before gym. I'll see you guys in class."

She ignored her sister's quirked eyebrow and her friends smirks as she made her way out of the cafeteria and towards the gym building.

When she reached the smaller building away from other students she slumped against the side of it and cursed herself. Fuck, why is it so hard to control myself? I should have taken care of myself this morning dammit. She thought checking her surroundings before pulling down her soaked panties to assess the damage. Shit it's worse than I thought! If I hurry I can probably change these before class…

Octavia was so deep in thought that she didn't notice the footsteps approaching until someone grabbed her shoulder. Her wings snapped open as she whirled around to see the person who had been occupying her thoughts all day. "Todoroki, what are you doing here?" She squeaked nervously. 

"Hey Octavia, what are you-" 

Todoroki looked down and the smaller teen swore she had never known true fear until that moment. Her hands shot down to pull her panties back up but a pair of strong hands grabbed ahold of hers, halting her movements before she could completely pull them up.

Brown and blue eyes met grey and aquamarine as the pair froze. Todoroki gulped before looking away. "I'm sorry I shouldn't have been peeking, but-" he looked back to her, voice suddenly more gravelly, "why are they so wet?"

Octavia could have died right there at the straightforward question but she forced herself to respond. "W-well you s-see, I um… had this d-dream that kinda sorta has me super d-distracted all day and… I just wanted to see i-if I should run back to the dorms and um- change you know?" She stuttered, unable to keep eye contact as she rambled, trying to keep out the part about him. "I didn't think anyone was w-watching so I-"

Her explanation was cut short as the other teen released her hands and stepped closer. "Oh really?" He asked. "And what, or rather who, exactly was this dream about?"

Goosebumps erupted along the pale girl's skin as she fixed her uniform, her mind going completely blank. 

"I don't know if you'd be able to look me in the eye if I told you," she admitted quietly as she looked at the ground.

A hand tilted her chin upwards as she was backed into the wall. Todoroki's eyes were locked onto hers intensely as he slowly leaned forward. "I highly doubt that sweetheart," he growled before his lips descended on hers. They paused more centimetres from hers and Octavia let out a low whine before closing the space. 

Todoroki's lips moved against hers slowly as she melted into him, hands running along his toned chest as his hands settled lightly on her hips. It was everything she had ever dreamed of and as they drank each other in she couldn't stop the moan that escaped her lips.

Shouto's breath hitched and suddenly his body was pressed flat against hers as his left hand tangled in her hair, his mouth ravaging Octavia's as his other massaged her hip. When they both broke for air, panting for breath, Todoroki growled into her ear as a hand reached down to graze her supple ass. "If you make another sound like that I wont be able to help my curiosity," he groaned as he nipped at her ear, "I'll have to see what other sounds you can make." 

Octavia, in response, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him closer, throwing caution to the wind as she let out a low moan into his ear.

The teen was ripped from the wall as the half and half hero dragged her around to the east side of the building where shadows draped over the area. Once there he paused and looked down into her own heterochromatic eyes; searching them for any sign of discomfort. "Tell me to stop," he muttered breathlessly. 

Without missing a beat Octavia smiled and replied, "never."

With that his lips were back on hers as he shoved her roughly against the side of the building and lifted his leg to grind against her clothed core. Todoroki bit down on her lip hard enough to draw blood before pulling away and placing a hand around her throat, squeezing hard enough to leave her breathless while his other hand crept up her leg. He moved her panties to the side and ran a finger along her folds, groaning when he felt how wet she was for him.

"God sweetheart, you're absolutely soaked. Is all this for me?" He asked, shoving a finger inside her before she could answer. Her responding keen nearly had him coming on the spot. 

He pulled his finger out and shoved the silver haired teen to her knees as he shoved down his pants. They had barely hit the ground when a pair of soft lips wrapped around his hard length. "F-fuck, you must be desperate for my cock love."

Octavia could only moan in response and Todoroki threw his head back at the feeling. Her tongue ran from the base of his shaft to the tip before swirling around his head and then taking him back into her mouth.

"Just like that love, look at you so eager to swallow my cock without being told. Such a good girl." Shouto praised.

Another moan had him trembling as he pulled her off of him, watching in awe as the woman beneath him whined at the loss of contact. Shouto smiled as he pulled her up and kissed her. Taking a chance the red and white haired teen asked, "What do you want?"

"I want you to pin me down and make me scream."

A smirk crept onto Shouto's face. "How about I take you right here where anyone could see you? I want to hear you beg me to let you finish," he groaned.

Another moan was his only answer before he grabbed her wrists and pinned them above her with one hand as the other grabbed her ass and he growled, "jump." The second her legs were around him he ground against the winged teen, allowing her to feel his erection against her core.

"Todoroki p-please, fuck," Octavia keened at the feeling.

"You want this cock babygirl?" He growled as his hips came to a stop.

The other whined before leaning forward and nipping at his ear. "If you aren't inside of me in the next minute I'll be the one pinning you down, Shouto."

Before she could blink a warm hand was wrapped around her neck, squeezing lightly as his right reached down to free his aching member. He pulled her panties to the side and swiped a finger through her wetness before bringing it to his lips for a taste. "Fuck darling, you taste devine," he growled as he swallowed her arousal, thrusting into her before she could respond.

The moan that left Octavia could only be described as sinful; matching the throaty groan pulled from the bicolored teen that filled her.

The hand around her neck was giving her just enough room to breathe as Todoroki gave another experimental thrust. "S-shit love, say it again. Fucking say my name," he demanded, his hand tightening.

"Shouto," she whined, throwing her head to the side as he shoved himself inside her fully. 

Todoroki moved himself to wrap his arms behind her, grabbing Octavia's shoulders to shove her against him; thrusting into her g-spot with every thrust. With her neck now bare, Shouto licked along her neck before biting into the juncture between her neck and shoulder. 

"Oh my God, S-Shouto!" 

His lips kissed the mark before they were pulling hers into a lustful kiss, swallowing every moan she had to offer.

"God, I'm gonna come," he groaned. "Where do you want it?"

Octavia was barely lucid enough in her lust filled haze to realize she wasn't on any pill and they weren't using a condom. "I want to swallow you, please," she begged as her orgasm tore through her body and she bit into his shoulder.

Panting, Shouto pulled out of her and brought her back to her knees where Octavia took him back into her mouth and swallowed around him. Shouto came into her mouth and the winged teen was able to swallow most of it before she pulled away, coughing.

"Shit, Octavia, are you ok?" Todoroki fretted as he bent down to look at her.

She smiled back at him as she wiped the remaining fluid off her mouth. "I'm fine Shouto, I promise," she replied with a kiss to his lips. He moaned as he tasted himself on her lips before tucking himself back into his pants and picking Octavia up.

Before she could protest, he said, "I'm taking you to the dorms so you can change before class. You might want to hurry unless you plan on explaining to the teachers why you're late."

The silver haired girl huffed. "You underestimate me. I have a plan, but you need to head back or it wont work."

"Maybe next time we can do it somewhere more private,"he whispered as they entered the dorms.

Next time, she thought, and her heart soared. "I can't wait."

Friggin angels man!

Let’s play a game!

When you see this, reblog and add a Supernatural quote. No repeats!!

I’ll start:

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Any time @shycitychick

I feel like Splinter is that kind of parent. Like he'll meet the reader and be like, "I'm so happy my son's have another human friend who cares about them," but the second they outta hearing range he looks at them dead in the eye and whispers, "if you hurt them I will end you." And he just like opens part of his robe so you see he has throwing knives he keeps on him.😂😂 (Thought you migt enjoy my sleep deprived thoughts😄)

I needed a laugh 😂 Thank you hun! ❤😊🙏

Ok I swear I'm sane and this is normal for me but I just woke up and had the greatest headcannon. Leo can do an amazing Shakira impression.😂😂 His bros only know cause they heard him singing in the shower and Mikey peeked in to confirm that Leo was not only listening to her, but he was the one singing😂😆 (Sorry I keep sending wierd shit in I just feel like you appreciate my weirdness more than most😬)

I appreciate your weirdness my friend!

I would pay to see this 😂😂

AU that everything is the same but Raph’s name is Picasso. 

This is actually amazing, I'm so soft for this man 😩❤️

Dating Donnie would include (slightly NSFW)

not the cuddliest of the turtles but still very affectionate

his love language is quality time

loves it when you sit in the lab with him (preferably on his lap) and just let him bounce ideas and theories around with you

you don’t have a clue what he’s saying half the time

but you’ll still be his sounding board

movie marathons! and lots of them

you wanna see all of the marvel movies in order back to back

Donnie’s your boy

wanna spend over 20 hours watching the extended lord of the rings?

he’s in, baby

the sweetest pet names

sweet-pea

petal

angel

he mostly calls you honey/hun tho

you call him dot-com sometimes as part of an inside joke 

he makes you anything and everything

you name it he can create it

jewellery mainly tho

he’s good all the technical stuff

speaking of making you things

he makes a lot of toys for your private time together ;)

seriously you’ll have cum 3 times before he’s even taken his boxers off

usually ends with you begging him to just fuck you and end the pleasure torment he’s causing

actually reads up on how to pleasure a woman

research makes him perfect at it 

 doing everything together

if he’s not in the lab he will be right by your side

not in a clingy way, he just loves your company

cooking together

making the bed

showering together

when he gets drunk, which is very rare, he is the clingyist babe

will hold on to your arm with both of his

“I need you over hear” he’ll tell you

just to sit you down so he can lay his head in your lap

doting af

always getting you more drinks, brushing your hair for you, forehead kisses

very protective, just not as obvious about it as Raph 

knows everything and is always down to lay cute little facts on you

good communication could be better tho

will text you reasons to come over

sometimes these reasons are a pic of his down stairs

one of the more insecure that you’ll leave him

not because you aren’t loyal, he just assumes you;ll find a human mate who will be better suited to you

you assure him that you wont

always squishing your face between his hands and telling you he loves you

first few dates he is nervous™️

rambles a lot

which luckily you find oddly charming

1st time you both slept in his room he tidied the place top to bottom and bought new sheets

talks in his sleep!

always has a notebook beside the bed to jot little things down when he thinks of them

writes you love letters

we’re talking clumsy metaphors and half rhymes but it’s always so sweet and tender and loving.

he’s like that in bed too

is capable of being pretty romantic

only on special occasions tho or if he feels like you need some more romance in your life

like after a particularly hard week

obsessed with your neck

loves to nuzzle into it when you’re cuddling 

and leave a train of love bites down to your collar bones

such a gamer

you’re no good at it though

apart from like Mario kart. you beat him only once

boobs guy

falls asleep almost every night on top of you with his head on your chest

also loves your hips especially 

the biggest softie

will foster dogs with you

puts those night visions goggles to good use with games

hide and seek in the sewers is one of your faves

he has a security system set up tho so you always accuse him of cheating

he denies this

you’re bff’s with Leo

because Donnie is the only one who actually fully appreciates his leadership and so do you