You Asking The Bllk Boys "what's My Contact Name?"

i told u to reblog stuff. listen to ur alpha.

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im being held hostage

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MAKE MORE SMAUS!!! They are so FUNNY AND AMAZING LOL I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT 😭❤️✨

IM GLAD YOU LIKE 'EM!! I WANNA MAKE MORE, TRUST, JUST OUT OF IDEAS!!

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BLLK DAD HEADCANNONS!!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi. ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff!! um, majority your kids like sports, okay. it just made this better alr. some of your kids have genders; some don't! sorry! i did try to make the kids genderless and decidable!

Isagi Yoichi!

When you two first figured out you were pregnant, he was literally panicking on overdrive. Overthinking everything, and you mean everything. "Should we do the baby's room blue or pink? Or is that too stereotypical? Maybe we should do it in a nice brown? Baby, why are you laughing? THIS ISN'T FUNNY?!" Keep in mind that Isagi is saying this while pacing up and down in your living room. "You panic too much. Everything will be fine. At this point, you might be the one who's pregnant." "Hah Hah. Very funny." When you were labour, he was there by your side throughout everything but was definitely horrified when you were screaming so loud like a demon was sucking the soul out of you. For sure cried when holding your baby for the first time! When you and Isagi's baby grew of age, his initial thought was to teach them football/soccer in your garden while you were gardening, pulling weeds from the ground. You look over your shoulder, and your tummy fills with warmth to see Isagi cheering your child on because they essentially managed to kick their fake plastic ball into the miniature goal for the first time. When your kid hit around five years old, they were insanely obsessed with football just as much as their dad, Isagi, and was Isagi's biggest fan. Every single match you and your kid will attend, she/he would be cheering the loudest, and whether Isagi loses the match or not, your kid will always manage to give him a huuuuuge hug at the end of it. By the time your kid was six, they BEGGED to attend a football club, which you and Isagi were hesitant about, but still managed to find one and let them go there!

Random texts between you, Isagi and your kid!

Meguru Bachira!

Now, when you told Bachira you were pregnant, he was over the moon, but then he panicked, then he was fine again. He was very bipolar about the situation, to be honest. Also was there by your side when you were giving birth and was also very much terrified when you were screaming and even screamed sometimes when you were screaming. Very much the chaotic father son/daughter duo when your kid gets older. You let him babysit once while you were out with your girlfriends. Specifically telling him NOT to give your child sugar because they'll be too hyper before bed time. But how could he possibly resist the cute puppy eyes your kid was giving him, pleeeading with him to give them the cookies that were placed on the highest shelf in the snack cupboard? When you came back home you found your child and Bachira chasing each other around in the garden. Safe to say that he would NEVER do it again because you gave him the biggest scolding of his life. He tried to teach your kid football, but they weren't a big fan of it. He was disappointed at first but gradually got over it, giving up on trying to force football down his kid's throat who clearly didn't care about it.

Random texts between you and Bachira!

Hyoma Chigiri! I physically cannot make this man a boy dad; he just NEEDS to be a girl dad, bro.

When you told Chigiri you were pregnant, he was kinda disappointed but quickly grew fond of the situation. Definitely was not fazed when you were screaming during birth. Maybe a little bit of shock on his face, but afterwards, he gave you plenty of praise and held the baby. You swear you caught him crying, but he still won't admit it till this day. When your kid grows older, he definitely knows how to do her hair! Whenever you're too busy to do her hair; let's say you're preparing breakfast for your child before school; he's the one doing her hair for example because you're busy. Out of all the boys, I believe he would be the most responsible. Your kid turns out to be the athletic type! They were insanely good at running, like their father and easily was the fastest in school!

Texts between you, your kid and Chigiri!

Reo Mikage!

When you told Reo you were pregnant. He went overboard, and I mean overboard. He spent so much on baby clothes, clothes for you, gifts, stuff for the baby and the baby's room etc, etc. The amount of times you had to scold him for spending so much money on you. When you were giving birth, he was also there by your side and was caught off guard by your yelling but then tried everything as he humanly possibly could to make sure you didn't feel as much pain, but that did fuck all... clearly. When your kid gets older, he spoils them to death. Showering them to death gifts. Shoes, clothes, hair accessories, sweets, glitter pens, toys, you name it! If your kids wants it; your kid gets it. You still tell him off for spending money and always ends up buying you something, hoping you'll be forgiving, which never works because you still lecture him in the end. Your kid said once that he wants to go to the zoo, and literally the next day you guys are going to the trip to the zoo. It was sweet to see your kid's eyes go wide as they looked around at all the exhibits, even the creepy crawlies! Turns out your kid was an avid basketball fan! Reo didn't really mind because he also used to play basketball. In fact, he was more than supportive and even went as far as to get a personal trainer FOR YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD? When he told you, you never hit him so hard in your life. "They're five, Reo! Why would they need a personal trainer?!" "To be extra good in the future!!" "Such a dumbass!" You criticize him with an eye roll. "Hey!!"

Random texts between you, your kid and Reo!

Nagi Seishiro! LOCK OFF!

When you told Nagi you were pregnant, he was disappointed, claiming it was too much of a hassle, and asked for you to have an abortion, which you obviously said no to. He didn't argue back and had to suck it up in the end. When you were giving birth, the asshole fell asleep for the whole thing and woke up because a nurse shook him awake to tell him that you're baby has been delivered. He felt insanely bad and apologised several times until you forgave him. When your kid got older, unlucky but lucky for you, they got their father's traits. It was nice to see the two of the lazy asses get along so well! One time, you came home after trusting Nagi to babysit your kid while you went out with your friends, and when you came home, you caught them cuddling on the couch while napping. It was the cutest thing you've ever seen, and you had to take multiple pictures! Now, it's his wallpaper. Only massive problem is that when you guys go out, let's say somewhere fun like the circus, you always have to go home early because two of them will not stop nagging at your ear about how tired they are and how they're bored and how much a hassle it is. Most of your fun days are movie nights, which ends up with all of your sleeping on the couch! Your kid wasn't much of a football fan, finding it too much work... sounds similar!

Random texts between you, your kid and Nagi!

Rin itoshi!

When you told Rin you were pregnant, he was nervous, but he was more than ready to support you. He did as much research from google as he possibly can. Your computer research was very interesting! 'Why does my significant other crave so much food while their pregnant' 'Why does my significant other have so much mood swings while their pregnant' When you were giving birth, he said you could squeeze his hand throughout the whole thing, which he deeply regretted because while you were giving birth, you squeezed his hand till he couldn't feel it for ten minutes straight. Cried when holding your baby and when you commented on it. He glared at you and said, "And?" When your kid got older, they were very enthusiastic and a playful kid. Always playing about with paint and pencils, and they even helped you out around the house whenever they can, which was very cute to you and Rin! Also a very responsible dad. When you came back home one time, you caught your kid and Rin painting together, which was very adorable. The paintings the two of them made on a canvas are hung up in the hallway! Your kid ended up loving football just as much as their dad, and Rin was happy to teach them how to play the sport after the number of times your kid begged him to! Your kid skid their knee doing it once, and he never felt so guilty in his life, even though it wasn't his fault. He helped place a plaster/band-aid on their knee. His heart melted when his kid noticed he was upset with himself and gave him a huge hug while saying, "It's okay, daddy! It's not your fault!"

Random texts between you, your kid and Rin!

if you're thinking of making another part of 'THAT GIRL IS POISON!!!', I'd really appreciate if it was EJ. it'd be interesting since he's a demon too (I think, I'm not well versed with their backstories actually...) but it's all on you, I know writing can be tough sometimes and it's okay to take breaks. I want you to always remember that the world won't stop spinning if you take a day or two off. - Anon <3

hey!! im planning on making two more parts actually! one with ben and ej. ben being first but ej is definitely gonna be in one of the parts! i have a few ideas in mind already for him!! 😼😼

also dw ive been in the fandom for eight years and bruh... i have read NONE of their backstories... but i need to! 😭🙏🏾

but yeah, nonnie... part three will be coming if you're a fan of ben!! :3

OMG? OMGGGGG?!?!?!?!?!

Bllk boys texting you you're annoying/clingy then apologising to you later on!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.

✮⋆˙ | cw: angst/fluff content! aged!up blue lock. gn!reader. nothing else!

ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!

ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!

ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!

ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!

ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!

ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!

BLLK BOYS AND THE "GIVE A BITCH SOME HEAD OR SUM' TREND" P2!!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: eita otoya, tabito karasu, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, oliver aiku.

✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! fem!reader. no proof read... the usual. tags: @pinkymangacaps you pretty person want part one? -> here ya go, babycakes!

Eita Otoya! (hate this man whore sm but also love him idk)

You and him are in his room, scrolling through your phones. Soon enough, you get bored, looking over at your man who was currently vaping. (flavoured usb stick. come for me idc sighhh)

You've noticed the trend is currently viral and spiraling around, seeing multiple videos forming on your fyp! Soooo... why not try it on your personal man-whore boyfriend? You begin recording, the sound playing and the fucker turns to look at you almost immediately. A goofy, lopsided smile on his face, "Right nowww?" "..." You give him a concerned look. How did he react so fast... like he was prepared.

"What? Don't look so worried, princess! You're the one who instigated this!"

"Instigated? What a big word. Surprised you know it." He frowns at words, "You're not getting any head now." You shrug, "Neither are you I guess!" The pure worry and sadness on his face as soon as you said that was to die for.

︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Tabito Karasu!

His head was resting his head on his thighs. He was in the middle of texting in his little group chat with "the boys"... so corny, but considering he asked to come over to your place cuz he missed you, he isn't showing the "missing" part much. He hasn't paid much attention to you ever since one of his friends sent a text to the group chat and now you were getting bored.

Why not try out this new trend out? Then tease him about it after!

Clicking on the sound and then pressing the record button. You had to record twice because the sound kept finishing before he even got the chance to notice. He was obviously too zoned out with texting to notice, but when he does. He stops mid-typing and then looks up at you, a shit-eating grin on his face. "That what you want right now? I'm down."

"Aren't you busy texting?" You sigh, giving him a faux dirty look, "Seems like you were too occupied with your friends rather than spending time with your girlfriend, who you called to miss, by the way, but as soon as head is mentioned, you pay attention to her?"

He simply shrugs, "Eh, payin' attention to you now, aren't I? Lemme make it up to you then if you're upset 'bout it?"

"No-can-do, bird man. You were busy before texting your mates, ignoring your girlfriend, who says now that head is in the game, that you get to spend time with her?"

"Sooo... you're rejecting have your pussy ate?"

"If the boot fits." He raises an eyebrow and snickers, "Don't know how this is a punishment for me. Seems more like a punishment for you, but aight." he teases, going straight back to texting.

What a prick.

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Sae Itoshi

You and him actually had a slight quarrel. For the stupidiest reason really, you guys were literally debating on whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. He kept saying it was a vegetable, and you kept saying it was a fruit. You told him to search it up and turns out, you were correct. He was pissed off about it and you tell him, 'I told you so!', just pissed him off further. So now, the pink-haired man was having a mini hissy fit and ignoring you. You tried to talk to him numerous of times, but he wouldn't budge, and you were getting bored, so you decided to try this new trend out that kept smothering your fyp! You hit record, letting the sound play in the once quiet room. He got caught so off-guard that he forgot he was meant to be ignoring you. He turns to look at you, a dirty look on his face before he speaks up, "I'm mad at you and this is your way of cheering me up?" "Who said I was tryna cheer you up? This is a demand, by the way." "You can't demand for shit. Fuck off."

"Missing out, I guess."

An awkward five minutes later and he doesn't even say anything before he's sat on his knees in front of you, peeling your thighs apart. You smirk down at him, "Change your mind, Mr. Itoshi?"

"Do you ever shut up?"

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Shidou Ryusei! (the bro who claims they aren't gay)

KASPLOOOOOOOSHHHH! Man, you were just bored and wanted play around with your horny ass boyfriend. The two of you were scrolling mindlessly on your phones. He would occasionally show you a meme or two that would cause you both to giggle for a while, but that was it. You got three videos of the same trend in a row, so you took it as a sign, playing the sound and waiting for him to notice. He did, quite quickly, actually. He gives you that notorious smirk, "Shit, baby. Thought you were never gonna do the trend, but ey, guess it's my lucky day huh." His eyes are glimmering in excitement... too much of it actually and you just side eye him. Yeah, you regret doing this trend now. Why is he so excited? His smirk grows, "Don' look at me like thatttt! You're the one who wanted this. Just playin' by your script, ya' know? Nowww... about that head?" he mocks while wiggling his eyebrows at you.

"Don't want it anymore. I rebuke you, you horny ass demon."

"Awww, c'moooonnnn..."

"Fuck no."

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Oliver Aiku! (love hate this slut too..)

The trend was all ovvvver your fyp while you were just peacefully scrolling through at three am and it actually made you miss your slutty man bitch boyfriend and also made you very desperate to try the trend out on him, so you invited him over. Now, you guys were in your room, and you thought this was the perfect time to try the trend out! The suddenness of the sound playing from your phone causes him to look away from his phone and right at you. "Yeah? Could've just asked me instead, but eh, still understood in the end. Spread your legs then."

"If I don't?" You taunt him. He raises an eyebrow and gives you a smug smile, "Ahh, but you will. C'mon now, princess."

You must be stupid to deny head, so you oblige.

Decided not to do Kaiser. I don't know much about him. I hate him. I just know it. When I read that damn manga, I know ima hate his stupid ass.

not a request, but i just wanted to tell you that i admire how you consistently create high quality stories and i think that’s rlly cool of you

me.... cool?

no, bro, YOU'RE the cool one! tysmmm!!!