Wish You Were Taller!

MEGA MASTERLIST!! :3

anime masterlist(s)

jjk masterlist - coming soon...

mha masterlist! bllk masterlist!

games masterlist(s)!

sally face - coming soon...

cod masterlist!

shows/movies masterlist(s)!

arcane masterlist - coming soon...

general masterlist(s)

creepypasta masterlist

can u do bllk dad hcs?

BLLK DAD HEADCANNONS!!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi. ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff!! um, majority your kids like sports, okay. it just made this better alr. some of your kids have genders; some don't! sorry! i did try to make the kids genderless and decidable!

Isagi Yoichi!

When you two first figured out you were pregnant, he was literally panicking on overdrive. Overthinking everything, and you mean everything. "Should we do the baby's room blue or pink? Or is that too stereotypical? Maybe we should do it in a nice brown? Baby, why are you laughing? THIS ISN'T FUNNY?!" Keep in mind that Isagi is saying this while pacing up and down in your living room. "You panic too much. Everything will be fine. At this point, you might be the one who's pregnant." "Hah Hah. Very funny." When you were labour, he was there by your side throughout everything but was definitely horrified when you were screaming so loud like a demon was sucking the soul out of you. For sure cried when holding your baby for the first time! When you and Isagi's baby grew of age, his initial thought was to teach them football/soccer in your garden while you were gardening, pulling weeds from the ground. You look over your shoulder, and your tummy fills with warmth to see Isagi cheering your child on because they essentially managed to kick their fake plastic ball into the miniature goal for the first time. When your kid hit around five years old, they were insanely obsessed with football just as much as their dad, Isagi, and was Isagi's biggest fan. Every single match you and your kid will attend, she/he would be cheering the loudest, and whether Isagi loses the match or not, your kid will always manage to give him a huuuuuge hug at the end of it. By the time your kid was six, they BEGGED to attend a football club, which you and Isagi were hesitant about, but still managed to find one and let them go there!

Random texts between you, Isagi and your kid!

Meguru Bachira!

Now, when you told Bachira you were pregnant, he was over the moon, but then he panicked, then he was fine again. He was very bipolar about the situation, to be honest. Also was there by your side when you were giving birth and was also very much terrified when you were screaming and even screamed sometimes when you were screaming. Very much the chaotic father son/daughter duo when your kid gets older. You let him babysit once while you were out with your girlfriends. Specifically telling him NOT to give your child sugar because they'll be too hyper before bed time. But how could he possibly resist the cute puppy eyes your kid was giving him, pleeeading with him to give them the cookies that were placed on the highest shelf in the snack cupboard? When you came back home you found your child and Bachira chasing each other around in the garden. Safe to say that he would NEVER do it again because you gave him the biggest scolding of his life. He tried to teach your kid football, but they weren't a big fan of it. He was disappointed at first but gradually got over it, giving up on trying to force football down his kid's throat who clearly didn't care about it.

Random texts between you and Bachira!

Hyoma Chigiri! I physically cannot make this man a boy dad; he just NEEDS to be a girl dad, bro.

When you told Chigiri you were pregnant, he was kinda disappointed but quickly grew fond of the situation. Definitely was not fazed when you were screaming during birth. Maybe a little bit of shock on his face, but afterwards, he gave you plenty of praise and held the baby. You swear you caught him crying, but he still won't admit it till this day. When your kid grows older, he definitely knows how to do her hair! Whenever you're too busy to do her hair; let's say you're preparing breakfast for your child before school; he's the one doing her hair for example because you're busy. Out of all the boys, I believe he would be the most responsible. Your kid turns out to be the athletic type! They were insanely good at running, like their father and easily was the fastest in school!

Texts between you, your kid and Chigiri!

Reo Mikage!

When you told Reo you were pregnant. He went overboard, and I mean overboard. He spent so much on baby clothes, clothes for you, gifts, stuff for the baby and the baby's room etc, etc. The amount of times you had to scold him for spending so much money on you. When you were giving birth, he was also there by your side and was caught off guard by your yelling but then tried everything as he humanly possibly could to make sure you didn't feel as much pain, but that did fuck all... clearly. When your kid gets older, he spoils them to death. Showering them to death gifts. Shoes, clothes, hair accessories, sweets, glitter pens, toys, you name it! If your kids wants it; your kid gets it. You still tell him off for spending money and always ends up buying you something, hoping you'll be forgiving, which never works because you still lecture him in the end. Your kid said once that he wants to go to the zoo, and literally the next day you guys are going to the trip to the zoo. It was sweet to see your kid's eyes go wide as they looked around at all the exhibits, even the creepy crawlies! Turns out your kid was an avid basketball fan! Reo didn't really mind because he also used to play basketball. In fact, he was more than supportive and even went as far as to get a personal trainer FOR YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD? When he told you, you never hit him so hard in your life. "They're five, Reo! Why would they need a personal trainer?!" "To be extra good in the future!!" "Such a dumbass!" You criticize him with an eye roll. "Hey!!"

Random texts between you, your kid and Reo!

Nagi Seishiro! LOCK OFF!

When you told Nagi you were pregnant, he was disappointed, claiming it was too much of a hassle, and asked for you to have an abortion, which you obviously said no to. He didn't argue back and had to suck it up in the end. When you were giving birth, the asshole fell asleep for the whole thing and woke up because a nurse shook him awake to tell him that you're baby has been delivered. He felt insanely bad and apologised several times until you forgave him. When your kid got older, unlucky but lucky for you, they got their father's traits. It was nice to see the two of the lazy asses get along so well! One time, you came home after trusting Nagi to babysit your kid while you went out with your friends, and when you came home, you caught them cuddling on the couch while napping. It was the cutest thing you've ever seen, and you had to take multiple pictures! Now, it's his wallpaper. Only massive problem is that when you guys go out, let's say somewhere fun like the circus, you always have to go home early because two of them will not stop nagging at your ear about how tired they are and how they're bored and how much a hassle it is. Most of your fun days are movie nights, which ends up with all of your sleeping on the couch! Your kid wasn't much of a football fan, finding it too much work... sounds similar!

Random texts between you, your kid and Nagi!

Rin itoshi!

When you told Rin you were pregnant, he was nervous, but he was more than ready to support you. He did as much research from google as he possibly can. Your computer research was very interesting! 'Why does my significant other crave so much food while their pregnant' 'Why does my significant other have so much mood swings while their pregnant' When you were giving birth, he said you could squeeze his hand throughout the whole thing, which he deeply regretted because while you were giving birth, you squeezed his hand till he couldn't feel it for ten minutes straight. Cried when holding your baby and when you commented on it. He glared at you and said, "And?" When your kid got older, they were very enthusiastic and a playful kid. Always playing about with paint and pencils, and they even helped you out around the house whenever they can, which was very cute to you and Rin! Also a very responsible dad. When you came back home one time, you caught your kid and Rin painting together, which was very adorable. The paintings the two of them made on a canvas are hung up in the hallway! Your kid ended up loving football just as much as their dad, and Rin was happy to teach them how to play the sport after the number of times your kid begged him to! Your kid skid their knee doing it once, and he never felt so guilty in his life, even though it wasn't his fault. He helped place a plaster/band-aid on their knee. His heart melted when his kid noticed he was upset with himself and gave him a huge hug while saying, "It's okay, daddy! It's not your fault!"

Random texts between you, your kid and Rin!

reblog more sugarpie i wanna see ur interests ♡♡

hey, so, i literally love u. dont die in a fire on the nineteenth of june pls... mwah!

i should reblog stuff but it deadass would be a cluster bomb of random shit from the most random fandoms ever... like i lowkey fw with a lot, and im nervy u guys would judge THE FUCK outta me 😣

like wdym on sec im reposting the eltingville club, then im resposting sally face, then im pulling up with class of 09 shit, then lowkey cookie run kindgom?! 💔💔💔

im so cheeks bro... but ill see what i can do!! :3

MAKE MORE SMAUS!!! They are so FUNNY AND AMAZING LOL I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT 😭❤️✨

IM GLAD YOU LIKE 'EM!! I WANNA MAKE MORE, TRUST, JUST OUT OF IDEAS!!

don't worry about writing, you share it for free, nobody gets to rush you dear! focus on your health, we'll all be here when you're ready!!

thank you, my sweet, little peach! i'm back now anyway!

fuckass app always be doing this shit 💔

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔

Isagi making love to you!!!

cw: fem reader! cringy asf but wtv. we move, we grove ig? very lazy and repetitive, but again, we move, we grove. idk man. just a bunch of commas... im a comma slut.

Isagi really missed you, like really fucking missed you. Blue lock has been biting him in the ass and all he wants is you. Just you.

That's why when he came home today, he immediately rushed towards you and wasted no time to kiss you, eventually leading up into a make-out sesh. However, it wasn't your usual sloppy, needy make-out sessions. This... this was passionate and slow, like he wanted to savour you, which he did, he really did. He really did need you so bad.

He didn't want to keep you waiting, slipping down onto his knees, pushing your panties to the side so he can pay attention to the sweet cunt he's been craving for ever so long. God, he missed this. It wasn't his usual frantic licks and his harsh sucks and thrusts. This time it was gradual. Still sloppy. Don't he'll ever give that that trait of his up any time soon, but it made a huge difference. Eating you out with so much passion, like he was happy to be here, happy to be between your thighs.

Caressing his thighs while swirling curling his tongue around your clit over and over again, and if that wasn't enough to make your head dizzy, his words were bound to make you cum. He pulled his head away, chuckling at your whine, "Shh, it's alright, baby. Give me a sec, yeah?" he said between huffs, moving one of his hands away from your thighs, pushing two of his fingers into your cunt while the other held your thigh open, keeping you nice and wide for you.

His fingers scissor you open before he curls them right up against your g-spot, causing you to jolt up into his hand. He holds you down in place, making sure you don't twitch any further. He moves his fingers in and out of you languidly, trying to drag as much pleasure out of you as humanly possible while murmuring praises into your ears, "Good girl, baby, you close?"

When you nod erratically, clenching your thighs around his hand. He helps you through your orgasms, drawing all your high out of you. He pulls his fingers out of you, wiping them clean on one of your thighs.

He slips himself out of his football shorts and boxers, before spreading your legs. You were expecting the usual harsh fucking that you both normally have, not that you were complaining. You were about to bend over when he pushing his hand onto your stomach, keeping you in the missionary position. He presses his tip against your dewy folds, using it to push them apart. He teases his tip against your fluttering hole, before looking up at you, "Don't wanna have sex t'night..."

He manages to slip out, his breath hitching as he inches his way into you, holding your thighs open once again, "Wanna make love with you..."

You swear your heart was going to explode at his words. The amount of times you guys have had sex and this was the only time you were blushing like a hopeless school girl around her crush, apart from the first time you two had sex of course...

He moves his hand up to hold your hand, while he thrusts his cock in and out of you. He wants you to feel good as possible, wants to feel loved, wants you to notice how much you mean to him. He watches every single expression that lingers on your face with a smile. He watches you convulse and he uses his other hand to grip onto your hip, "Easy, baby, goin' slow. M'right here. Not leaving you, ever."

The praises and the loving thrusts continue until you both were close, both of your clenching onto each other's hand like mad. He leans down to break a quick kiss into your lips before staring deep into your eyes, "You close? Gonna cum with me, baby? Yeah? Good fucking girl. Cum with me, baby." One more thrust and you both were moaning each other's name. Your arousal coating his cock meanwhile his was filling you up.

He pulls out of you and wraps his hands around you, "Missed you so much..."

get out there's gonna be a thunderstorm in my area and ima crash out. also i got so lazy at the end because im scared of the thunderstorm... too scared to make a damn proof read so i'll do it later... heh...

simon is genuinely so obsessed with how dumb you get over his cock. whether you're being drilled by it, having it in your hand, sucking it, hell even by looking at it has you all shy.

don't get him wrong. it's cute and everything, but when he's having to fuck you with his hand over your mouth to keep you quiet, while fucking you in a supply closet literally twenty minutes before a meeting. it gets kinda annoying, not that he is complaining. well, he is, but it's worth it in the end when he sees your dumb, cock-drunk face.

his dick pounds in and out of your warm, wet cunt, it pushing him away before dragging him back in for all his worth. it drives him insane. he barely has to do much. your cunt is so greedy it just sucks his cock in and then spits him back out.

one of your legs around his waist while his fingers are pushed deep down your throat to shut you up. you're too dumb to even think right now – spit slobbering all over his thick digits. he doesn't mind it though. he finds it verrryyy cute and verrryyy arousing.

"shhh, doll, wouldn't want the others to hear us, hm? what would they think if they say their lieutenant fuckin' his co-worker like this, hm?"

he smirks. he knows damn well what he said went in your ear and came right out of the other. he knows you can't process anything right now but pleasure.

your cunt clamps down onto him, "c-cumming! shitshitshit!"

though it was all muffled with his fingers in your mouth. he could tell what was about to happen anyway.

the way your eyes roll back and your cunt began to flutter around him while more of your delicious juices leak onto his cock, even more than before. yeah, he joined you soon after. his cock spurting warm cum deep into your quivering pussy before he pulls out of you with a groan.

five more minutes.

well shit, you're going to be late to that meeting. i guess it was worth it for a quickie though...

SRY FOR SENDING A REQ IF UR BUSY- but my demons took over…..

Can you maybe possibly write a bllk crack smau with a reader who eats things they aren’t supposed to?? Like a reader who texts “I eated sand” out of the blue, without any sort of context, or elaboration :3

..this is what happens when I don’t take my iron 😔🙏💔

BLLK BOYS WITH READER WHO HAS PICA!!

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.

✮⋆˙ | cw: crack themes! gn!reader.

✮⋆˙ | a/n: THIS ASK IS LITERALLY YOUNGER ME! I would never get caught, but I used to literally eat everything... like sand, dirt, rocks, grass, etc. So this ask was super fun to make!!

ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!

ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!

ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!

ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!

ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!

ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!

MHA MASTERLIST!!

random writes!! coming soon...

SMAUS!!

sending the big three nudes by accident! texting the big three pick up lines! mha boys dating reader with a cat quirk!