Blades of Chaos
Magic Weapon (shortswords) - Artefact (Requires Attunement by a character with a Strength score of 15 or higher. Can only be attuned during combat, as an action.)
These paired blades are granted to a champion of the God of War, attaching themselves to their user with burning chains that coil around the user’s wrists. Additionally, the blades can be empowered with runic enchantments to deliver a wide array of different attacks. These paired magic shortswords have the following properties:
You gain +3 to attack and damage rolls made with these weapons. Attacks made with these weapons deal an additional 1d4 fire damage.
When making an attack with these weapons, you make one attack for both weapons, dealing the damage for both weapons on a successful hit.
These weapons have a range of 15 feet.
You may make a thrown weapon attack with one blade. This attack has a range of 15 feet. On a successful hit, the target must succeed on a Strength saving throw with a DC of 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Strength modifier, or be pulled up to 15 feet directly towards you.
Once per turn you may make a heavy attack with these weapons. A heavy attack deals an additional 1d4 fire damage.
This weapon can have two Runic abilities installed at any one time. Only one of these can be a normal attack rune, and only one can be a heavy attack rune.
Runes
Runes can be found as common magic items. While they don’t have any power on their own, each rune can add a unique attack that the wielder of the Blades of Chaos can use. Each rune can be used as an action. Light attack runes can be used up to 5 times. Heavy attack runes can be used twice. For runes with saving throws, the DC = 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Strength modifier. You regain all uses of your runes when you complete a short or long rest.
Runes - Normal Attacks:
Cyclone of Chaos – All creatures within 15 feet of you must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 1d6+3 slashing damage and 1d4 fire damage on a failed save or half as much on a success.
Nemean Crush – All creatures on a 15-foot long, 5-foot wide line from you must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 1d6+3 slashing damage and 3d4 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much on a success.
Rampage of the Furies – Make three attacks with the Blades of Chaos against one creature within range. If the final attack hits, all creatures within 5 feet of the target must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 1d4 fire damage on a failed save.
Rage of the Titans - You leap up to half your movement speed towards one creature, during which you ignore difficult terrain and can’t be targeted by opportunity attacks, then make two attacks against it with the Blades of Chaos. If one or more of these attacks hit, the creature must succeed on a Strength saving throw or be pushed 5 feet directly away from you.
Icarus Storm – You draw your blades close, surging forward and slashing open a path. Move 15 feet in a straight line. During this movement, you can’t be targeted by opportunity attacks, and you may move through spaces occupied by other creatures. Each creature occupying a space that you move through must make a Dexterity saving throw or suffer 1d6+3 slashing damage and 1d4 fire damage, or half as much on a failed save.
Wrath of Artemis – All creatures within a 10 foot cone from you must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 1d6+3 slashing damage and 1d4 fire damage, and being pushed back 10 feet on a failed save, or suffering half as much damage on a success.
Blast of Hephaestus - All creatures within a 10 foot cone from you must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 4d8 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much on a success.
Spartan Charge – You rush forward surrounded by fire magic, slamming into an enemy. Move up to your normal movement speed towards a creature, during which you can’t be targeted by opportunity attacks, then make an attack against that creature with the Blades of Chaos. On a hit, the attack deals an additional 3d4 fire damage, and the creature must succeed on a Strength saving throw or be knocked prone.
Runes - Heavy Attacks:
Tartarus Rage – You bring each of your blades down one after the other, for two explosions of flame. Each creature within a 5-foot radius sphere, centred on a point within 15 feet of you, must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 2d8 fire damage on a failed save or half that much on a success. After damage is dealt, repeat this process once.
Prometheus Flame - You slam your blades into the ground, summoning a pillar of flame beneath all creatures within a 15-foot cone. Affected creatures must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature suffers 4d6 fire damage and is knocked prone on a failed save, or suffers half as much damage on a success.
Hyperion Slam – You channel fire through your blades as you slam both of them into the ground for a devastating explosion. Each creature within a 10-foot radius sphere centred on a point within 15 feet of you must make a make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 3d12 fire damage on a failed save or half that much on a success.
Hyperion Grapple – You throw your blades at a target, then drag yourself towards them for a follow up strike. Make a ranged attack with your Blades of Chaos against a target within 20 feet. On a hit, this attack deals damage as if the target was hit by two attacks from the Blades of Chaos. You then move 20 feet directly towards the target, during which you can’t be targeted by opportunity attacks. If this movement puts you within 5 feet of the target, you may immediately make an unarmed strike attack against the target.
Meteoric Slam – Drawing power from your blades, you summon a rain of flaming rock in a 20-foot-radius, 40-foot high cylinder centered on yourself. Each creature other than you in the cylinder must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 2d8 bludgeoning damage and 4d6 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
Fire of Ares – Slamming your blades into the ground, you unleash a shockwave of fire. Creatures on a 20-foot line from you must make a Dexterity saving throw, suffering 4d6 fire damage damage and falling prone feet directly away from you on a failed save, or suffering half as much damage on a success.
Gift of Apollo - You draw runic healing energies into the Blades of Chaos. For 2 rounds, whenever you damage a creature with the Blades of Chaos, you regain hit points equal to the amount of damage the target suffers.
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- the type of guy that makes his own water/coffee/drinks in general
- A virgin if ever there was one, all the egos think if he ever did get laid he’d be less stressed all the time
- High key stays away from the others because they break the rules to much and he’d have an aneurism if he spent the day with them.
- Actually likes hanging out with Google but doesn’t because Bing is typically there.
- Can’t dance for shit.
- Straight A student who in all other categories is a dumbass
- Tried to become valedictorian and class president and failed because he yelled at his teachers a lot, no one liked him
- Distant cousin of Wilford, Harold hates him but Wilford always calls him his friend, it drives Harold crazy
- Definitely believes in conspiracy theories, and has a secret bunker in his house for when (yes when) the end of the world happens
- Always watches the news to learn about new laws
- Pretty much hates watching the news and complains about it, because he hates those people, calls himself a libertarian
- Really just needs a hug and a chill pill
- Drinks too much coffee
- Has never touched cigarettes, drugs, or alcohol because he’s a firm believer that one day they’ll be illegal (or already are) and he’s “ahead of the curve” for not trying them
- Has no fashion taste
- Beige is his favorite color
- Rotates between the same two shirts and two pants, one outfit for winter, one for spring
- It’s the same outfit just one has short sleeves
- Generally a loud boy
- One time he went to an ego meeting and spent the whole time lecturing and yelling at them
- He lost his voice for a week
- Never went to another ego meeting
- Eats only the blandest of foods
- He tried gravy once, and hated it
- Has a pet rock named Rock
- Doesn’t do anything besides watch TV and read conspiracy novels
- And of course go to work for the OWOSENPAI
- He hasn’t realized what the acronym means yet
Stefán Karl Stefánsson was an amazing person and man. He inspired many people and continues to do that. I was also one he inspired. He will truly be missed. He will always be our number one.
☆Ohm:“I’ve been on all my friends~”
Cartoonz:“Oh god!” *laughs*
Ohm:“You just wait till we meet Cartoonz~”
☆Cartoonz:“Alright Ohm- I’m with you Ohmie!”
Ohm: *chuckles* “Alright”
☆Ohm:“You know what hurts me Cartoonz?”
Cartoonz:“What?”
Ohm:“When you make fun of me!”
Cartoonz:*softly* “I-I don’t make fun of you Ohm…”
☆Ohm:“Did you shoot me?!”
Cartoonz:“Yes I did, I fucked you- I fucked you raw!”
☆Cartoonz:“I don’t- I don’t know if they-”
Ohm:“You wanna take me for a spin?~”
☆Cartoonz:*Ohm shoots enemy* “Yes!”
Ohm:“He didn’t see that shit coming!!”
Cartoonz:“That made me moist like a towel let!!”
☆Cartoonz:“I was coming to save you Ohm, that’s all I cared about…”
Ohm:“I know, thank you”
CALL LIFE ALERT, I AM DEAD.
I decided to redraw my old darkiplier fanart. I'm happy with the end results! :3
So I was playing a game with my older sister and parents. It's called Taboo. Basically you have to describe a word without using certain words.
Ex:
The word is: Lamp
You cannot use: Light bulb, Aladdin, lamp shade, genie. (Really bad example 😅)
So my word was straitjacket. And I was teamed with my older sister. What did I say?
"It's for crazy people! Um... H20 Delirious! It's, uh, used to restrain him!"
And my sister got it....
What is wrong with me?! 😂
YES GAVIN REED IS GAY !
Thanks Bryan Dechart!
It’s always nice to see how much he supports this. :)
jacksepticeye | 1 million ⟶ 20 million
“i’m really proud of this community. if anyone ever tells you in your life that you’ve never made a difference, that you never changed someone’s life, or that you’re worthless, just show them the jacksepticeye channel, show them the community that we’ve all built here together. because you guys have changed my life. you guys have made me a completely different person all for the better. you’ve made such a difference to me, and you matter to me, all of you.” –– jacksepticeye 1,000,000 subscriber special
jacksepticeye | 1 million ⟶ 20 million
“i’m really proud of this community. if anyone ever tells you in your life that you’ve never made a difference, that you never changed someone’s life, or that you’re worthless, just show them the jacksepticeye channel, show them the community that we’ve all built here together. because you guys have changed my life. you guys have made me a completely different person all for the better. you’ve made such a difference to me, and you matter to me, all of you.” –– jacksepticeye 1,000,000 subscriber special
jacksepticeye | 1 million ⟶ 20 million
“i’m really proud of this community. if anyone ever tells you in your life that you’ve never made a difference, that you never changed someone’s life, or that you’re worthless, just show them the jacksepticeye channel, show them the community that we’ve all built here together. because you guys have changed my life. you guys have made me a completely different person all for the better. you’ve made such a difference to me, and you matter to me, all of you.” –– jacksepticeye 1,000,000 subscriber special
jacksepticeye | 1 million ⟶ 20 million
“i’m really proud of this community. if anyone ever tells you in your life that you’ve never made a difference, that you never changed someone’s life, or that you’re worthless, just show them the jacksepticeye channel, show them the community that we’ve all built here together. because you guys have changed my life. you guys have made me a completely different person all for the better. you’ve made such a difference to me, and you matter to me, all of you.” –– jacksepticeye 1,000,000 subscriber special
have 3 achievable goals a day: having a laundry list of things to do everyday is super unrealistic, and you just end up feeling bad about yourself because you didn’t accomplish your goals for the day.
leave your sundays open: i love sundays because they’re my day to chill out and catch up on school work that i wasn’t able to finish during the week.
recognize when you’re at your emotional limits: forcing yourself to get work done when you are unable to comprehend your study material does not benefit anyone.
learn how to say no: people will ask you for your time and it will stretch you to the limit, whether it be at your job, in your extracurriculars, or in your personal life. know when to step back and say no.
take care of yourself physically: take breaks, go for walks, shower regularly, get enough sleep, eat healthy, see your friends
celebrate your accomplishments: go out to eat with friends after a big exam, indulge in a night off after a busy week with some netflix and wine
make a study plan beforehand: it can be daunting to see how much work you need to put in to a class or task beforehand, but this allows you to spread your work evenly so you don’t become overwhelmed.
learn how to ask for help: it is very rare that people make it through school, whether it be high school or university or any graduate program, without needing the advice of others or just a kind soul to vent to. find that person.
never forget your hobbies: you will need things that keep you sane. if you love to play music, write, play volleyball, or cook, make you sure you don’t lose these things. they will become your escape when times get tough.
log off from time to time: it is exhausting to be constantly connected to social media and your email. just physically disconnecting from these for a night to take care of yourself can really help you clear your mind.
You know. I was thinking of something this morning at 2 am when I probably should’ve been slëeping..
Because at the end of the day it’s not about the ships or the fanfictions or the fanart or the cosplays.
It’s about family. It’s about a group of individuals coming together. No matter what they look like. No matter how they act. No matter what culture they’re from. No matter what orientation or skin color or sexuality or gender preference.
It’s about the cons. It’s about the friendship. It’s about supporting the actors of the show or movie or the authors of the boøks or the bands or YouTubers. It’s about the løve we share for each other. It’s about finding a place where you feel you fit in. It’s about helping others fit in. It’s about joy. It’s about what you accomplish together. If it’s a band, it’s about the musïc. It’s about standing up for one another. It’s about learning to stand up for yourself. It’s about being strong. It’s about finding strength within yourself and within other people. It’s about not giving a damn.
Yes. The fanfictions and the fanart and the ships, they’re cøøl and all.
It’s about us…
And that’s amazing.
Soooo yep. Here I am again.
Okay, I ship Phan, but this isn't about romance and crap. I re-watched some Dan and Phil videos and the way Dan looks at Phil got me.
Not because I was like:
"Omfg they are amazing together you can see him stare with love fkwvlsvslabsksv d's kqkabd"
I do, do that, but this was different. You can literally see the 'care' in his eyes for Phil, even if they're joking around. You can take it in a romance or friendship way.
I just broke.
I started to cry at fucking 4:17 am with no sleep, because I feel like no one will look at me that way. I'm not talking about how your family cares for you, or how your best friend loves you (in a platonic way), but with 'care.'
I feel alone in my head. Like "Freeze your Brain" from Heathers.
"Shatter your skull fight pain with more pain. Forget who you are, unburden your load. Forget in six weeks you'll be back on the road. When the voice in your head says 'you're better off dead,' don't open a vein."
I don't know, I'm not good with emotions. I just wanted to get this off my chest. I bottle my emotions up and help other people to avoid my internal war/battle.
So, if you ever, and I mean EVER, find someone who looks at you with care and understanding, even if it's in a friendship or romantic way, don't lose that. If you lose it, you may never see it again.
All my love goes out to the people who read this, and to @danielhowell and @amazingphil for making my world a happier brighter place.
💙
Imagine one morning you wake up and feel bad. You want to watch someone who can make you laugh. You start thinking about those videos that have helped you through so much. Then you get really sad.You frown. You feel something heavy in you chest. Like there is a weight there. You realize you have to go on and maybe never watch these people who have done so much for you again because you can’t afford internet. Imagine losing them.
I don’t know about you, but I would feel like I’ve lost a part of myself and my family. These goofs mean so much to me. They have made me realize things change through time and sometimes it’s an amazing change that brings love and happiness. Don’t take this away.
At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life.
Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly voices.
Life gets better. Make sure you’re there to see it.
so i was replaying dbh right and i discovered something omg
now which fandom shall i make fanart of… (btw, the ‘badges’ are not in particular order. My memory is too bad to remember which fandom comes earlier. I might forgot some other fandoms as well)
And a little bit Rock n Roll
And hip hop, add a little rap
And some peppy praise n worship,
A dash of jazz
A sprinkle of classical piano
And a smidgen of karaoke….oops, did I say that last one, scratch that out, it’s a secret