Have Been Tasked With Coming Up With My Asl Name And I Should Not Have Been Handed This Kind Of Power.

Hobbies include annoying americans by only refering to George Washington as americas first male president

I need it like air

Yes, we're all very excited about Heartstopper and red white, and royal blue (have been watching both nonstop). But I have to ask,

WHERE'S MY CAPTIVE PRINCE ADAPTATION? HUH?

This is just the entire plot of Reckless by Cornelia Funke

I love so much stories of older siblings having to save their younger siblings from a magical kidnapping it's just. I'm too old to believe in magic and you're not but you're the one stolen and I'm the one who has to believe to get you back because our parents are too far gone, they'll never understand. You're my responsibility and I don't want you to be but when offered a choice to walk into the dark for you or to turn back I will always go on. I seem like such a grown-up powerful force to you but I'm just a kid myself. I'm scared and alone but somewhere out there you trust me to save you and I have to rise to that, I have no choice. I resent your existence. I love you. I will always come find you.

The kids movie??!?!?!?!

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

I am once again wondering what the fuck was in those fucking hot dogs that killed them so damn fast. I mean, in the novelization it says that they were dead before the ambulance even arrived on scene.

Like, even if it would've been "just" food poisoning by really bad meat, it should have taken at least a few hours before they died of it.

Or do the ambulances in LA just take that long to arrive on the scene?

I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.

I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.

Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"

I still think they should have let Kaz kill someone in the first season. Just, like, as a treat for him and to establish his character to all the non-readers

Anyone here who also already saw Spiderman NWH and whats to scream with me abt it??? Pls?

I keep forgetting the name of Olivia Colemans character so i've just been calling her Mrs Nelson and now Nicks mum is, at least in my head, leading the most insane double life