yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun
Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.
Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.
Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.
Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?
Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.
Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!
Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!
Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.
Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.
Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"
"Did you just say hashtag?"
"Hashtag fuck u"
Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.
Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.
94 days until Spider-Man far from home
As of the 31st of March 2019
im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread
British food look like this
I mainly reblog shit but i sometimes do memes, art and photoshop 👌
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