Higher, Further, Faster

When your OTP does something cute:

Yesterday’s prompt: Run

can you OD on vitamin D

Why is no one talking this!!!

THIS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!

THERES TEEN COMEDY LESBIAN MOVIE COMING OUT ON MAY 24!!!!!!!!

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yall this is the trailer that played before Us thats about a lesbian in high school? i just felt really happy watching it??? also lisa kudrow and billie lourd??? HELLO???

me as a kid: well i can’t really see myself falling in love with a boy, or having a husband, but i’m sure when i get older i’ll get it!

me now: y’all imagine what having a GIRLFRIEND would be like right about now,,,,,,imagine having a W I F E,,,,,,,,ohhhh my god i’m shaking you guys thjs is too muchfhdbf

I decided to give the Ringos blueberries. I think one is enough for them

The signs as things I've heard AP students say

Aries: I don't know how to play football, but I've got anger issues and want to punch some of you.

Taurus: We're soarin', flyin'. If you thought I was singing high school musical, you were wrong, I'm just high.

Gemini: Just remember that Hamilton was our first president and you'll be fine.

Cancer: *looks up from titration lab* Did you know that Einstein invented blow dryers?

Leo: Burn the capitalists. Fuck it, burn the lowercasists too.

Virgo: *sees a Trump shirt* Ay, no, el gringo!

Libra: *while burning tin foil in AP chem* Drat, foiled again!

Scorpio: One time I ate a bagel.

Sagittarius: Fuck, 3 plus 4 is eight. Fuck, no it's not, it's 6.

Capricorn: "#makeamericagreatagainbecausehillaryisanamazingcandidateandtrumpsux"

"Did you just say hashtag?"

"Hashtag fuck u"

Aquarius: Greetings Fuckers.

Pisces: *gasps in the middle of class* oh god, I'm gay.

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.