Reposting Just In Case Anyone Needs It

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD

all "kristen is death on the dsmp" aus/theories become so much funnier where you imagine her in her mc skin instead of any of the really cool designs fanartists give her.

like. oh my god, its her, the god of death.

MR. SMAJOR JUST SAID "LET ME ADD THE WHOLE DSMP FAMILY TREE AND ALSO JACK MANIFOLD"

while ago is chaos, anyways

Michelle and Michael my Beloved 

c!Puffy is a mom now and c!Ranboo is protective over Michael, while Michelle life is really on edge.    

I think Tsukasa, Sakurako and Asahi would be a great trio.

The have all have the same energy honestly. So I don't think Tsukasa have to worry about his acting growth.🤔

I hc Rui give everyone forehead kisses. And Emu hugs

i recently found polysho (poly ship between tsukasa, emu, rui, & nene) and that’s the only thing my brain is feasting off of

it’s so adorable :(

TELL THEM Cumza69420

people drawing art of c!wilbur be like: *frames the sunrise scene as something villainous and possessive* *gives him an axe despite his main weapon being a bow to symbolize that he doesn’t care to defend himself if he gets into a fight* *draws him all close and touchy with people so he looks more “creepy” despite him literally withdrawing himself from everyone in pogtopia* *calls him vilbur*

happy pride month specifically to skeppy punz and tommy who didn’t proofread their pride tweets in the slightest and made it sound like they were all coming out

I saw a post about how amazing it was that Phil immediately ran to the adoption center when the eggs were being returned. But I want to point out Fit and Bad too, who were seconds behind him and the 3 of them would have torn that place apart to find their egg (Jaiden would have too if she could warp)

Phil immediately digging through the ceiling when he realized they were in the attic to get to Chayanne who fell into his arms, Bad immediately climbing up and shouting Dapper's name, relieved and so happy, when he saw him then looking over the other eggs there and being concerned they were all cracked, Fit immediately being concerned about Ramón when he saw him, Bad also checking over Tallulah as Wilbur wasn't on (and he didn't know Phil was taking care of her till after), Phil immediately getting Tallulah and Chayanne away, Bad seeing the new egg and trying to make sure no one (including the other eggs) didn't crowd them as they were scared and the new guys didn't crowd Dapper when they first met him because he was still terrified, Bad also taking care of Leo while waiting for Foolish and Vagetta to arrive then not telling Quackity where Tallulah was because he didn't trust him with her safety before warning Phil about Quackity looking for Tallulah, while making sure Dapper was okay the entire time.

Honestly? Phil and Bad are the best dads of the server, Phil with Chayanne and Tallulah while Bad with all the eggs in general (he even wanted to check on the new egg to make sure their tasks were done)