*sobs At Final Cutscene*

the betrayal

Humans are Space Orcs story where humans are known for our storytelling and acting abilities. While these talents are somewhat respected, there’s a major stigma against humans because we’re also the best liars.

“Humans don’t actually feel anything at all, they just mimic emotions to trick others into believing them”

“Never trust a human. They lie like the rest of us breath”

“Humans spend so much of their lives acting, it’s impossible to tell when they’re being truthful”

“In human culture, great respect is awarded to ‘actors’ who are able to mimic other persons and emotions with startling accuracy”

“Some ‘actors’ are able to ‘perform’ hundreds of unique characters”

“Acting is so ubiquitous in the human culture that many consider it polite to lie”

“Sarcasm is a common, casual game played between humans, where one human says something untrue and the other human must guess what truth they are thinking. Humans unable to perform this ritual are often ostracized by their peers”

“If you see a human crying, do not immediately assume they are hurt. Humans have been known to use their ‘acting’ abilities to trick unsuspecting travelers into giving up an unreasonable number of belongings”

“All interstellar travelers are required to read up on popular ‘scams’ or ‘cons’ performed by humans in the region they are traveling to”

How about a cup of eterni-tea? 

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idea from hourly diluc on twitter

Some doodles of the Smiling Banker Man.

okay but seriously i think this event is really creative and i enjoy reading them. also can i request giyuu!reader x childe pls?

i hope you're taking care of yourself 💕

a/n: thank you very much :D and i would like to say im taking care of myself

GIYUU!READER X CHILDE

100 FOLLOWER EVENT

in your first meeting, you simply glanced at him, while he nervously tried to make you talk. it seemed like a one sided conversation, and in reality, it is. but when he got you to talk, he noted that you don't talk much.

if you two are in a relationship, he will still remain annoying and talkative, but you could care less, you found it adorable. he also respects your trouble of talking, so he gladly talks for you, and you are incredibly doting. once he learns about how severe your inferiority complex was, he is there to shower you with praise and sweet nothings. you were ignorant to his teasing, which results to him pouting and sulking at some point.

you two were polar opposites, as he presents himself as loud and confident in his abilities. you, on the other hand, maintained a stoic and distant approach. he observes that if he puts his own life on the line, or using his Foul Legacy form, he could see your composure break whenever he puts himself in danger. his heart twinges a little, but he is honored to be the subject of your affection. instead of looking at your usual aloof expression, all he could see was worry in your eyes and in your aura whenever he decides to do something reckless.

he spars with you occasionally, and he is amazed on how strong you are, and how powerful your attacks are compared to his. you were also immensely fast, almost leaving Childe in a state of shock. your speed was what surprised him the most, really. because of this, he asks you how you do it, it is up to you to decide, but most of the time, you decline. you mastered swordsmanship very well, and surprises Childe even if he uses his own hydro blades. he almost has a hard time keeping up with your blows and your consistent attacks, due to how skilled and how fast you adapt in battle.

if you have a breathing technique similar to Giyuu's, he might think that it was a hydro vision, due to your sword being included in your hydro infused attacks. but he realized this was not the case when you showed him almost all your water breathing forms, especially the 11th one (it was like his whale attack). you were extremely overpowered and even if Childe has all his 3 forms, he knew he can't be better than you in battle, and he constantly praises you after each one.

overall, a pretty good relationship. even if both of you were polar opposites, you work well together. both of you specialize in hydro-related attacks, and sometimes, you give each other advice on how to handle things. Childe does not worry about you in his line of work, knowing that you could absolutely destroy every enemy in your path.

© kachuuyaa

This is what happens when you let me think too much pt 21

Demons that will eat any human you give them

Kokushibo

Douma

Hantengu

Urgoi

Urami

Gyutaro

Kaigaku

Enmu (on occasions)

Demons that will eat any gender

Kokushibou

Douma

Hantengu

Karaku

Sekido

Aizetsu

Urgoi

Zohakuten

Nakime

Gyokko

Daki

Gyutaro

Kaigaku

Enmu

Rokuro

Wakuraba

Mukago

Rui

Kamanue

Demons that will only eat the other gender

Akaza

Demons that (if offered) will only trust one Demon to give them food

Akaza

Hantengu

Karaku

Sekido

Aizetsu

Zohakuten

Nakime

Daki

Rokuro

Wakuraba

Mukago

Rui

Kamanue

Demons that get sick when they think about the body for too long

Akaza

Karaku

Sekido

Aizestu

Urgoi

Zohakuten

Nakime

Kaigaku

Mukago

Kamanue

Demons that clean the body first before eating

Kokushibou

Sekido

Aizetsu

Nakime

Gyokko

Daki

Rokuro

Mukago

Kamanue

Demons that need to know if the body was infected by an illness before dying

Akaza

Nakime

Gyokko

Daki

Enmu

Mukago

Rui

Kamanue

Demons that just go for the blood

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Demons that just go for blood and intestines

Akaza

Aizetsu

Zohakuten

Nakime

Daki

Rokuro

Mukago

Rui

Kamanue

Demons that go for blood, intestines, and bones

Kokushibou

Douma

Hantengu

Karaku

Sekido

Urgoi

Gyokko

Gyutaro

Kaigaku

Enmu

Wakuraba

Demons that just absorb the body because they don't have time to eat

Kokushibou

Demons that can absorb, but sometimes enjoy actually putting the human in their mouth

Douma

Sekido

Demons that, If they could, would eat the human alive to hear their screams

Douma

Hantengu

Karaku

Urgoi

Zohakuten

Gyokko

Daki

Gyutaro

Kaigaku

Enmu

Wakuraba

Demons that, if the could, would cook the human first

Kokushibou

Akaza

Karaku

Sekido

Aizetsu

Nakime

Gyokko

Daki

Rokuro

Mukago

Demons that would burn it if they tried

Douma

Hantengu

Urgoi

Zohakuten

Gyokko

Daki

Gyutaro

Kaigaku

Enmu

Wakuraba

Mukago

Rui

Kamanue

Demons that (if they have) give it to their younger siblings first

Karaku

Sekido

Gyutaro

Rokuro

Demons that like eat in private

Kokushibou

Akaza

Hantengu

Sekido

Aizetsu

Zohakuten

Nakime

Daki

Kaigaku

Rokuro

Mukago

Rui

Kamanue

Demons that LOVE to eat in public

Douma

Karaku

Urgoi

Gyutaro

Kaigaku

Enmu

Wakuraba

Demons that use boobs as a bowl

Doma

Karaku

Gyokko

Kaigaku

Enmu

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I have 3 one-shots on the clones and 58 ideas for them.

Don't even get me started on what I have for Muichiro-

Buttttt, thank you for reading! Have a nice day/night/universe!

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