Travelling Through The Woods Was A Bad Idea During The Day, But In The Middle Of The Night, alone, it

Travelling through the woods was a bad idea during the day, but in the middle of the night, alone, it was downright idiotic.

Now Joel's cold (should've brought a sweater like Grian told him to, but, in his defence, that would have ruined his outfit) and wet (fell in a creek) and dirty (fell in a blummin' creek) and he wants to kill himself (no elaboration necessary).

As he's walking, his foot suddenly catches on a branch, pulling him forward and, oh, shoot, he goes falling backwards into the mud and bugs and god-knows-what. And is that a rip in his favourite shirt? Because if it is he's going to burn this entire forest down to the ground and–

"Who are you?"

Joel startles so hard he thinks he may have just had a mini heart attack. Hand on his chest, he catches his breath, craning his head to look up at who just spoke to him. 

Oh. 

Oh. 

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8 months ago

I loved watching build & go seek! Grian built such a crazy tower, and it was really funny watching everyone get started and then immediately go “um…how do you get inside?” So here’s a wip of Jimmy being confronted with the world generation glitch x mad scientist lair that is the cosmic tower

I Loved Watching Build & Go Seek! Grian Built Such A Crazy Tower, And It Was Really Funny Watching Everyone

There is currently no dialogue, but the idea is that Jimmy and Grian both have a walkie-talkie so that they can communicate while the game is in progress, and Grian’s just Watching Jimmy wander around the tower, throwing himself at the barrier blocks until he finds the entrance, while teasing him the whole time.

Also, yes, I have interpreted Grian’s waffle very literally. I apologize for nothing.


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6 months ago

I would like to not so humbly brag that I recognized his voice in the video immediately. Mostly because Oli is the only guy I could think of liable to go wuawauauawauaaaa when asked what a snail using a helicopter sounds like.

Hey Guys Guess What

Hey guys guess what


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6 months ago

I know we usually use the crane wives as like the go-too fandom songs, and no hate there love the crane wives, but I also think it’s fun to consider other bands for fitting the life series. Like, I would love to see everyone taking their absolute favorite band and making a metaphorical conspiracy board with red yarn and a crazed look in their eyes as they stab the thing in the middle that all the string leads to and everything for how it connects to the life series. For instance, I love My Chemical Romance and I think their music fits really well with the life series, so here are six wips that I will hopefully improve upon and color later connecting some specific songs to, well, really just the bad boys and their double life pairings at the moment, just cause it worked out that way that those are the ones I got into posting shape first, but I have tons more in the works and I’m really excited to share^^! Also sorry for the really long rambling post lol

I Know We Usually Use The Crane Wives As Like The Go-too Fandom Songs, And No Hate There Love The Crane

I’m probably most proud of the boat boys one, but over all I’m really proud of these in general and hope to finish this project at some point, although given the scale that I’m going for that might not be for a while lol. Also if you wish for me to elaborate on my choices, I will gladly do so!

songs below cut vvv


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5 months ago

very important official zine stuff for real this time guys please spread this around

we realized we haven’t asked you what you want this zine to be, so here is poll with some different options for things we could do, but this still won’t set things in stone cause we’re aware that we’re working with a relatively small albeit amazing awesome and extremely appreciated audience, but it’ll give us a good idea for what direction you want the zine to go in.

some examples of what we mean for added coherence, please read before voting unless you wanna be like that guy in the Simpsons movie:

an eras tour zine (yes this is a Taylor swift joke shut up if you’re judging us you’re wrong) would be like different pieces dedicated to each, for lack of a better word, “thing” that Joel has done. @/inthelittlezine is a great example of this concept, except the mod has far better organizational skills than we ever could hope to

tourism brochure would be like we pick a specific thing Joel, such as esmp 1 or 2, or x life, or one of his hardcore/survival worlds (I haven’t listed Hermitcraft season 10 cause that’s still in progress but if you guys really really wanna, that too), and make an in universe guide to it expanding upon the lore and characters and builds and stuff. @/scarland-artbook is an amazing example of this, though of course we would be a much smaller scale of a project.

do you wanna tell a story? Or ride our bikes around the halls? We can’t help with the second one, we’re not very sporty people, but this option is both the most difficult and dangerous to the success of the zine, and the one that intrigues me specifically the most. Like, guys, I know I’m polling this, but I’m secretly hoping that this one wins. Like all the hoping. Ever. But I’m not gonna just say yeah let’s do this because if like only three people also wanna this zine will never get made and I will be really, really sad. This option is basically do we wanna take something Joel has done and work together to create an original universe/story based off of it, each contributing a small part of the story in comic or writing form. Unless you’ve been living under a rock and/or this post broke containment sorry if it did I assure I’m usually mostly sane, you probably know where I’m shamelessly stealing taking inspiration from. We heart you @/hotguycomiczine. If we went with this we would obviously create our own universe and storyline, and we’d try to base it off of one of Joel’s characters if possible. Also, if we went with this, we’d start the mod and application process and stuff and once we knew everyone who was going to be in the zine then we’d all get together and start working on the story, and this is the part I’m worried about because if we’re all stumped then I guess the zine is out of luck and I’d be sad. Also even if we did do this, like preemptively temper your expectations I am no where near as good as the legends at hotguycomiczine at organization and promotion and story writing and all that good stuff. However, if you have an idea for a story and want to share, send us an ask cause we might just end up using it.

I think the last two are mostly self explanatory.

please reblog for reach.


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4 months ago

hey guys who likes wild life *raises hand* I mean really likes it, loves it in fact *raises hand even higher, stands on tippy toes for how high I’m raising my hand* no I mean like loves it is obsessed with it it is your pride and joy *falls over from how high I am raising my hand, stands back up and goes to space with how high I’m raising my hand* yeah but can you prove it by spending 5 hours rendering grass to be almost entirely covered up? *me: bet*

Hey Guys Who Likes Wild Life *raises Hand* I Mean Really Likes It, Loves It In Fact *raises Hand Even

First of all thank you boat boys discord and especially Risi for sponsoring this drawing lol and by sponsoring I mean loudly proclaiming the virtues of gribeans in my immediate vicinity. Anyway yeah they are meant to be standing in front of the bam hill with the wings blocking the top and the sun just peaking over them. Also the words on the explosion are lyrics from the song Don’t You Dare Forget the Sun by Get Scared which inspired the poses

Anyway as soon as I figure out how to draw cars it’s all over for you guys I will project my very specific vision that is essentially a combination of danger days good omens and back to the future onto you all I have so many thoughts!!!!! I will elaborate in the future, I will elaborate so much that you will say “Ian, shut up with your elaborating” and also I have an au based on session seven planned because the superpowers happened to coincide with an overly complex magic system I’ve been developing for about five months now lol slowly in the background. Also maybe an animatic if I can figure that out maybe possibly don’t hold me to that…? At least I know no one will take the song I’m planning to use in the meantime lol because the MCR and trafficblr fandom overlap is fairly small.


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6 months ago

omg no way me too! Ahh the joys of being AFAB.

Omg No Way Me Too! Ahh The Joys Of Being AFAB.

Anyway ur sona’s real pretty op, ‘twas fun to draw.

(Also guys the reason I’m all decked in MCR merch is because they are doing a concert soon and I can’t go and this is how I’m coping)

Projecting My Period Cramps Onto Joel Smallishbeans.

projecting my period cramps onto joel smallishbeans.


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5 months ago

hey guys back from the dead sorry I haven’t arted in a while I’ve got like a million different pieces and projects that I’m like half finished with but uhh in the meantime, here have a doodle of emo Joel ig. Also that recreation of the 3 cheers cover art on his shirt took forever lol.

Hey Guys Back From The Dead Sorry I Haven’t Arted In A While I’ve Got Like A Million Different Pieces

ramble under cutvvv

I saw that he had Welcome to the Black Parade on his feel good music playlist, and. Joel. You know what that song is about right? You know right? Right? /silly but yea so I drew this ig um also he’s singing because I was watching his latest ep on Hermitcraft while drawing and he both made another song (yay!!!! And it was a parody of the brobecks as well who I know. Dallon Weekes is an overachiever lol. Panic! At the Disco, The Brobecks, and I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THE FOUND ME ? Three banger bands? lol I actually saw idk how live recently, it was my first time going to a concert, and it was awesome) and also played another pop song during his timelapse, and so this is propaganda that the next song he either parodies or plays during a timelapse should be MCR. Please Joel Smallishbeans do this it would be like the greatest thing ever. I mean it’s fine if you don’t, I also enjoy the pop music I am being educated in pop and I’m enjoying it. I just. I really want a Joel cover of an MCR song I would listen to that forever and ever lol you have no idea. Collision of my interests like the social collision line at hot topic and okay now I’m getting cringe bye guys back to the grave to continue working on my million bajillion projects!!


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5 months ago

I hear you op

I Hear You Op

also I accidentally drew their totk designs instead of botw but um it’s a sequel so it’s probably fine sorry lol.

Anyway for the like past day one question has consumed me: would Scott be Sidon because of limited life or would Jimmy be Sidon because of Empires season 1?

Treebark botw au IS ANYONE HEARING ME


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8 months ago

I wanted to practice faces and hair, so I made an art (scandalous, I know). Its just some rando, ig, although I realized after I finished it that the hair suspiciously resembled my take on party poison. I had to resist the urge to go back and just fully make it a party poison fanart. You have to draw original stuff too, Ian! It can’t all be fanart!!

anyway,

I Wanted To Practice Faces And Hair, So I Made An Art (scandalous, I Know). Its Just Some Rando, Ig,

Not happy with how the shirt came out, so let’s all stare at the head again because I’m really proud of that hair:

I Wanted To Practice Faces And Hair, So I Made An Art (scandalous, I Know). Its Just Some Rando, Ig,

(I don’t know why the background changed when I cropped it. Oh well)

i enjoyed drawing this hair style, so I might adapt it to use for one of my characters, but anyway this took three hours of my life that I won’t ever get back and I’m not above begging for validation on the internet please like or comment on this or any of my posts please please please I am lonely. Also I’m taking this opportunity for to formally apologize for changing my pfp every other day it will keep happening I assure you I just wanted to say sorry about that, and also sorry for making you read this word salad. I hope the rest of your day is lovely enough to make up for whatever this post is.


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Loyal Jeremy, ardent disciple of the way of the bean. If you don't know what that means, imma be honest this blog will not unconfuse you. If you do, welcome, I assure you we will get along splendidly.Pfp with permission from milkwithalittlebitofsadnessCurrently I am the head mod bossman guy of Smallishzine which I'm saying here for bragging rights and purposes

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