come on Joel! You can do it! Win that series! 7th times the charm! Cause if you lose me the betting pool a seventh time in a row I will personally come and murder you ^^! for legal reasons that was a joke.
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*shuffles papers* uhh don’t gamble, kids.
(Just wanted to clarify: we don’t bet real money. My sister, a couple of neighbors, and I make a life series betting pool where you are allowed to contribute basically anything but money. Sometimes it’s normal things like a bag of candy or a favorite book, and sometimes someone decides put their 3-D printer on the line. For Jimmy. The printer now lives happily in its new home. Occasionally the original owner is permitted to use it. Anyway it’s all for fun and we all go in knowing there is a chance that we will lose our bets. So far I have lost three different books, the label maker, the rights to pick what’s on tv for a year, and a bag of glitter for Joel.)
also, the reason he has skizz sleeves is because we all like to ruin the surprise for ourselves as soon as we can. Curse you name mc /silly.
You better not lose me my MCR: The Black Parade poster Joel, or I’ll. I’ll. I’ll. Um. I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’ll be real bad. Be scared.
alt versions below the cut vvv
Goodluck to @tibbycaps in mccr!
Go aqua artimators! I really hope I can catch the stream!
also, bonus:
I was watching a vod of Tibby and Cherri on mcci, and Tibby was wearing a halo and wielding a spikey bat and I had to add them
I’m going to draw some of the other aqua artimators as well I swear it upon my honor as a nerd and all my magic cards (the most serious oath one can make) but I started with Tibby because the Tibby vods have been giving me life during [real life stuff that’s really annoying and taking up all my time].
Also sorry Tibby I really wanna watch your actual streams but the dreaded aforementioned real life stuff is forever in the way. I love your art!!!
Another banger! The art is so good!!! It’s so goooooooooooddd! Ahhhhh! Words of affirmation go here! I am actually addicted to this concept.
Also thank you for educating us on the teachings of the book of Jeremy, all hail Jeremy we are not a cult amen.
on further results, gem discovered this happens whenever lizzie,eefo jimmy or iskall look at him btw👍
fellow jeremy - @iandoubt ,as a phd holder in the religous studies of jeremyism, graduated from Shrek university, i believe this song is an ancient hymn that was lost in the translations of the book of jeremy following the great larry scandal.
uhh but im not very good at analaysing songs unfortunately lol i hope ull accept my sketch instead!! and tysm for the ask and the compliments!!! i really liked the concept of that one, so im glad u like it too!!! i have another idea in me head for lizzie, that this gave me the motivation to make lol
Jace Beleren is my favorite planeswalker, and I just read the most amazing character analysis of him as a trans man by @wielderofmysteries and I had to draw it! The writing was beautiful and meaningful, you should definitely go read it!
Something something esmp1
biblically accurate jizzie
Hii ! I remember you said you wanted Joel to win this season, how you feeling :D ?
I’m exploding with excitement yYESS MY BOYYYY MY SWEET CHEESE OR WHATEVER THAT MEME IS YOUVE DONE IT THIS WILL BE FOREVER JOEL WILL ALWAYS BE A WINNR AHHHHHHejdjdjhdjehsheudhdhf)nsiaomwjdisnfjfjb and with the car as well i love the car I love wild life I have so ,any thoughts and ideas and I can’t wait to bring them to life but in the meantime I get to say I told you so!!! HahahHh this a monumental day for Jeremys. Car car car car car. I may actually need to watch fast and furious now. Im feeling a lot of things, sane is not one of them as is likely apparent, but happy sure is!!!!!
Hi
I have been looking at ur art for 4ever and I was too nervous to say that I love it but I saw u answer that other ask so here goes:
I really love your art so much...Your intro is so so funny and I love the pun on your shirt. Are there other artists like you who are talented and super nice and funny? Anyone you recommend?
ahh thank you so much!!!! I’m so glad you like my art, and thank you so much for noticing the pun and reading my intro and being so nice and looking at my art and I’m running out of words so um gratitude be upon ye!! (I’m genuinely so so flattered, thank you).
*coughs awkwardly into the microphone, shuffles papers*
as for recommending artists (I’m assuming here you are asking for mcyt based artist because that’s what I main [I know, so narcissistic of me /silly])
This isn’t, like a complete list or anything, but if you’re looking for artists to check out I gotta recommend @bluetbluish, @risibledeer, @ethosiab, @falconearring, @kitsuneisi, and @tibby-art, love their arts. Also, this list is just, like, off the top of my head, there are tons of other amazing fandom artists out there who you should go give some love! (Also if you’re one of the artists I tagged and you are seeing this, no u aren’t)
edit: since u liked my pun, here’s another one, it’s like my favorite joke :
“What do you call an empty can of cheese-wiz?”
“Cheese-was!”
Guys I’ve found my life’s calling. I must be in this zine. Go fill out the form!!!
what up losers? We’re not smallishbeans but we think he’s real neat and today we’re gonna stand in front of a chicken killing machine and not acknowledge it in the slightest while giving important info!!
Are you interested in a zine dedicated to Joel Smallishbeans being made, read, or used as a coaster? Well then I’ve got good news for you! (Except you coaster people. Go buy one off of Etsy or something. Jeez.)
please fill out THIS interest form if you answered the above question with yes! If you answered with no, please kindly go back to making toast or putting on your socks or whatever it is people who aren’t Jeremys do. This may be the wrong blog for you.
If I’ve made a horrible mistake in the interest form, please kindly let me know so I can fix it and then lie awake thinking about it at night for the rest of my life.
If you have questions, I assure that I do too. Answers will come along as I figure out what the heck is going on.
something something Es2 and HCs9 ending and Hermes and Tiny Tom being left alone without knowing why or where everyone went something something
Hermes and Tom half brothers duo you will always be famous <3.
thinking about how Hermes probably resents the sheriff and we be confused if he found out Joel had a kid with him.
thinking about how Hermes probably misses his parents and Tom probably resents Joel and Jimmy and maybe now Jevin too for leaving him.
Thinking about how Hermes was already left once when his dad’s went to Hermitcraft and they came back once so why not this time?
thinking about how they are connected by the rift, and Tom might be reluctant to go looking for someone who he thinks left him intentionally, but Hermes would have no such reservation and might try to repair emperor grumbot to reopen the rift because that’s where his dads went last time.
thinking about how emperor grumbot could make good on his threat to destroy empires then.
thinking about how I’m rambling and also don’t know where I’m going with this also guys I have brain rot can you tell?
(Sorry for my illegible handwriting lol)
I’m super excited about @project-lumen!!!
I hope I get accepted as a character artist!! The beans man…I must draw him….. in the video game…….its my duty as a knighted warrior of the way of Jeremy/silly
I enjoyed drawing this, I got to mess around with all sorts of brushes I’ve never used before! And for like a quick little doodle I’m really proud of how it came out
edit: btw this is fanart of the beta design of the watcher child from lumen because I think the design is really cool!!
I don’t remember which “guess the build” video this is from, but at some point Grian gets the prompt “Grian with bubble gum in his hair” only instead of saying Grian it says “Giran”, so Grian decides to build what the prompt says, Giran, which he describes as off brand Grian, so I thought off brand Grian should get some fanart too:
Here he is, in all his glory. I know the final design didn’t have glasses, but Giran gained and then lost them throughout the building process and I felt they should be present too. Still got that bubble gum, though.
Loyal Jeremy, ardent disciple of the way of the bean. If you don't know what that means, imma be honest this blog will not unconfuse you. If you do, welcome, I assure you we will get along splendidly.Pfp with permission from milkwithalittlebitofsadnessCurrently I am the head mod bossman guy of Smallishzine which I'm saying here for bragging rights and purposes
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