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come on Joel! You can do it! Win that series! 7th times the charm! Cause if you lose me the betting pool a seventh time in a row I will personally come and murder you ^^! for legal reasons that was a joke.

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*shuffles papers* uhh don’t gamble, kids.

(Just wanted to clarify: we don’t bet real money. My sister, a couple of neighbors, and I make a life series betting pool where you are allowed to contribute basically anything but money. Sometimes it’s normal things like a bag of candy or a favorite book, and sometimes someone decides put their 3-D printer on the line. For Jimmy. The printer now lives happily in its new home. Occasionally the original owner is permitted to use it. Anyway it’s all for fun and we all go in knowing there is a chance that we will lose our bets. So far I have lost three different books, the label maker, the rights to pick what’s on tv for a year, and a bag of glitter for Joel.)

also, the reason he has skizz sleeves is because we all like to ruin the surprise for ourselves as soon as we can. Curse you name mc /silly.

You better not lose me my MCR: The Black Parade poster Joel, or I’ll. I’ll. I’ll. Um. I don’t know what I’ll do, but it’ll be real bad. Be scared.

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a continuation. There is context I promise, but I think only one person has said fabled ‘context’, and she knows who she is. (It’s @risibledeer. *radio noises* Risi, mission status report, Joel has successfully been pied. Over and out. *more radio noises* Also sorry for tagging you in like half a million posts lol)

Joel, Joel, Joel. *shakes head sadly* You underestimate our power. Also I know this isn’t exactly how canon watcher lore works, (huge understatement lol), but I just figured the original intention was that we the viewers were the watchers so I kinda just rolled with that. We are annoying little eyeball ghosts who will pie you if you look away for a second lol. Anyway this silly comic took *checks notes* 3 and a half hours!? Wow why did I make this lol /silly im unreasonably proud of this stupid comic.

also: Risi you have infected me with your speech patterns I now feel compelled to end every sentence with ‘lol’ *resists urge to write lol again*

just two boys in boats, boying and boating.

That’s all! (Also I know the anatomy and stuff is real…funky, on this one, but idk life is short and I’ve kinda realized that people aren’t really going to react more positively if it’s more polished, so I figure that making everything look perfect isn’t really a great use of my time lol)

I read somewhere that rebloobs were better for the art than likes and kept the posts in circulation so that is the reason for the Ian reblags storm. Also lol he is a Disney princess. Also you are the champion of Joel having earrings and we salute. I have been convinced. Also the art is as always amazin’!

joel being a Disney princess

look everybody my art is arting properly again! also pls send me any asks as i'm awfully bored lol

ahhhh thank you so much bluet sending that right back atcha I had a ton of fun wit this and would love to do it again and ur art is fabulous!!!!!!! Ily too <3 Everyone go check out Bluets blog right now!!!

(Also woah a Joel fan and an Etho girl getting along no one could’ve possibly seen this coming! /sarc I heart you bluet everyone go and look at her gorgeous art or we will continue to publicly declare our ever lasting love that is a threat)

Dropping a collab I did with the amazing incredible awesome cool sweet adorable @iandoubt !!!!!!

This was literally so much fun I would do it again in a heartbeat ily ian mwah mwah. Marry me.

Taking this time to promote ian: go follow now or we can't be friends. Amazing art, funny, generally cool....literally me reincarnated go follow now and look at the AWESOME HECKING ART !!!

Anyways we decided on Hotguy and Cuteguy because blorbos. Guess who drew who 👀👀👀???a hint that is totally not noticeable: we both signed our names

Ah yes, my favorite anime character, Martyn Littlewood.

Here he is, in all his weeby glory. I tried to mostly stick to the cannon skin for once, I even color picked from it. What do we think?

edit: I fixed the shirt (and added a background that’s just green blobs because I’m told that it looks more finished and put together that way).

I drew these a while ago and I think the internet really needs to see

I drew Joel and then couldn’t decide who I wanted to draw him with so I drew both. Also no they aren’t floating there was a background but it was bad but I promise there is a chair there it’s just, invisible, ig.

also in other news I’m having a real bad day so um I’m taking a page out of Joel’s-guide-to-convincing-people-to-like-you specifically the one about guilt tripping; please leave comments and nice tags in reblogs on this or any of my stuff guys I’m so so tired and I feel not good, bad even, and I spend so long on these drawings for a couple likes and a few tagless reblogs and like if you write comments and put nice things in the tags you know I read it right? Like it genuinely makes my day and like even if you really loved my artwork and you rarely hand out likes but made an exception or something I don’t know that unless you tell me please tell me if you like my stuff I’m feelin’ real low. And also send in asks. Please I beg of thee. Art reqs are wide open. They are pulling you in like Charybdis or whatever that vortex monster thing was called. It’s like commissions except I don’t charge anything. Please I’m running so low on ideas.

hey guys back from the dead sorry I haven’t arted in a while I’ve got like a million different pieces and projects that I’m like half finished with but uhh in the meantime, here have a doodle of emo Joel ig. Also that recreation of the 3 cheers cover art on his shirt took forever lol.

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I saw that he had Welcome to the Black Parade on his feel good music playlist, and. Joel. You know what that song is about right? You know right? Right? /silly but yea so I drew this ig um also he’s singing because I was watching his latest ep on Hermitcraft while drawing and he both made another song (yay!!!! And it was a parody of the brobecks as well who I know. Dallon Weekes is an overachiever lol. Panic! At the Disco, The Brobecks, and I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THE FOUND ME ? Three banger bands? lol I actually saw idk how live recently, it was my first time going to a concert, and it was awesome) and also played another pop song during his timelapse, and so this is propaganda that the next song he either parodies or plays during a timelapse should be MCR. Please Joel Smallishbeans do this it would be like the greatest thing ever. I mean it’s fine if you don’t, I also enjoy the pop music I am being educated in pop and I’m enjoying it. I just. I really want a Joel cover of an MCR song I would listen to that forever and ever lol you have no idea. Collision of my interests like the social collision line at hot topic and okay now I’m getting cringe bye guys back to the grave to continue working on my million bajillion projects!!

@insomnya777 I’ve been seeing all the posts you’ve been making recently about a very specific duo. I have also seen your pfp. I have also seen the special little guy who is the overlap between these two things. So..

just for you I have drawn them. All three of them. The write adjective here polycule ever. The undeniably something, unclear what thing but completely undeniable. The award winners for most unhinged and simultaneously pathetic group of people to ever have extreme romantic tension with each other. The have (probably) never eaten an american hamburger squad. In other words, the family.

also I wanted to clarify because I was doing all those drawings of Gem and Joel as photos of the way brothers being chaotic that I don’t headcannon them as siblings I headcannon them as chaotic, which isn’t actually a headcannon because it’s already canon. Also have I been spelling headcannon wrong this whole time? lol.

anyway I tried to be all fancy shmancy with the anatomy and Etho’s face was lost in the process but I like how Joel came out looking though, so trade offs ig. Also idk why those arrows are there. Technology hates me. I blame, um, whatever did that.

something something Es2 and HCs9 ending and Hermes and Tiny Tom being left alone without knowing why or where everyone went something something

Hermes and Tom half brothers duo you will always be famous <3.

thinking about how Hermes probably resents the sheriff and we be confused if he found out Joel had a kid with him.

thinking about how Hermes probably misses his parents and Tom probably resents Joel and Jimmy and maybe now Jevin too for leaving him.

Thinking about how Hermes was already left once when his dad’s went to Hermitcraft and they came back once so why not this time?

thinking about how they are connected by the rift, and Tom might be reluctant to go looking for someone who he thinks left him intentionally, but Hermes would have no such reservation and might try to repair emperor grumbot to reopen the rift because that’s where his dads went last time.

thinking about how emperor grumbot could make good on his threat to destroy empires then.

thinking about how I’m rambling and also don’t know where I’m going with this also guys I have brain rot can you tell?

(Sorry for my illegible handwriting lol)