@ringoahiru you ask for it. I did my best but I stoped reading the novel in the 700ch almost three years ago(shame on me, yes.)
Choi Han is an absolutely sarcastic asshole with no chill, and Alberu vibes with that even if he shouldn't because he is like the crown prince. Like, Choi Han would tell a noble to shut the fuck up, and Alberu would just gaslight the poor man into thinking he said nothing.
They are the type of friends who absolutely roast each other with no hesitation. They are like:
Choi Han: morning, fake ass prince. How was your day? I hope bad like your hair style.
Alberu: *not missing a sec* Good morning, overrated stinky dog. My morning was good until I saw your ugly face.
And Cale just learned to not try to understand them anymore. He is sitting there, looking at them, eating cookies, and thinking, 'They're such good friends, bc he has a distortion of the concept of friendship.
And their bond activity is just fucking with Cale until he looks like he regrets every decision in his life. Alberu and Choi Han agree that he looks one step closer to committing first-grade murder and is the most hilarious shit ever.
Alberu: hi, old man, How was your day?
Choi Han: dunno, how was your day, Cale-nim?
Or,
Choi Han: the other day I was thinking-
Alberu: do you think? I thought domestic dogs didn't
Choi Han: *not even blinking*-is Cale-nim the protagonist of a reality show for the Ancient powers?
Alberu: holy sh-
*Cale with his eye twitching as his only reaction, plotting how to ruin the rest of the week of these motherfukers*
But at the end of the day, both of them know deep down that if something happens to the other, they will throw hands with the gods if it is necessary.
Choi Han would punch some Nobels without a thought in his mind if someone insulted Alberu, and Alberu would ruin the life of the first idiot to say something about his Instructor-nim. They love each other; they know it, but they will rather kill themselves than say it out loud.
Year 4 after Cale Henituse changed my brain chemistry and rewired my brain.
Book so good i have nothing to say about it so i just obsess over minor side characters instead
Guess who was unemployed this year (it took 30 min) AO3 wrapped edition
The good thing about this, I learned english reading this insane amount of fanfic.
The bad thing, I used it to avoid reality and now I have more tools to do the same thing but worse.
Jason Todd being at the top doesn't surprise me, I've been obsessed with that man for months now.
Shout out to all the wonderful people that created such beautiful pieces of art, from the bottom of my heart, I love you.
I just like to suffer a lot, not new, but it hits diferent when you can see the proof.
I'm surprised spiderman didn't show, since my obsession with heroes started with him lmao
Cuties 💥💥
happy birthday to the boys everrrrrr
anyway here are some old sketches and doodles i cant finish bc theyre on my computer 😣😣
if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
And then I realized that I have a type on MC: people that have suffered enough and just want to take a fucking rest
With no doubt.
He’s the best there is at what he does, and what he does is tax evasion
Cheapstake: A long time ago i heard this phrase..
Cale: *ignoring him*
Cheapstake: Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Cale: *chokes*
thank you doraemon <333
|19 y.o – She/Her| I need to practice my english. I chose writing about everything that came to my mind. If you saw a grammatical error, no, you didn't.
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