If Peter + Jason, Dick And Tim Went Out On A Boys Trip

If Peter + Jason, Dick and Tim went out on a boys trip

To Japan. As detailed through timestamps:

5pm - pregame

Tim has been day drinking at previous event and comes to the pregame mildly tipsy

On the contrary Jason forgot to skip his meds that evening (for the first time?!!) and is consequently suffering stone sober

(He’s tried to leave three times already and plans to perform an Irish goodbye)

Dick is a little tipsy but he’s saving it for the main event

Peter has accidentally had too many Shirley temples (unaware that they weren’t clean) and upon discovering so, has begun adamantly repeating that he’s ’not even drunk yet’. This will only worsen with time.

6pm - The drive

Tim ordered the Uber - he sent a venmo request to Jason and to no one else

“You scamming little freak that ride was not $60.”

“Oh yeah I added $40. For GST.”

“That’s not how GST works! You kno-YOU KNOW THIS! How the HELL are you running a conglomerate-“

Peter “I will listen to just about anything”Parker was on aux earlier but got muted when his megaplaylist wouldn’t stop playing brown noise

“why don’t you sort this shit by vibe? why is there a Rihanna song next to minecraft ambience? What is going on -?you know what- stop. GIVE IT HERE-”

Dick has been suspiciously quiet throughout the ride and it’s because he’s wearing earplugs. He and Peter have been sharing a packet of trail mix through the gap between the front and back seat since the trip began.

6:30 - Dessert stop

The first bar they go to is super dead so they ditch without buying a round (Peter grabs a sparkling water bc he feels bad 💔)

They stop at a dessert spot across the street that Tim insists they visit

Jason ditches halfway to go god knows where because the line is LONG

Dick starts chatting up the people in front of them to pass time (social anxiety fears him)

They end up getting invited to a street festival which they spontaneously decide to go to.

But then they’re walking and guess who they find near the Sanrio pop up entrance with bags fucking galore

And Jason refuses to elaborate aside from claiming “it’s a write off” but??

“you don’t even pay taxes??”

7:45

They’re in the centre of the street stalls line up and everyone has split off to explore the stall on their own

8:00

Tim is FaceTiming Steph obnoxiously loudly by the trinket stalls

Dick is taking selfies with his sakura shaped ice treat, ignoring the small gaggle of girls gearing up to approach him (he’s been asked about the club he Hosts at…three times already)

9:50

Overstimulated, Jason went into an alley for a mandatory shut up and smoke break.

Peter’s joined him but those spiked jelly shots from earlier are WORKING and the jet lag is making him sleepy so he’s crouching

But now they lowkey look like shady criminals from afar

Local authorities have circled the area twice to check on the gangsters in the shadows practically scaring the hoes

They end up having to go home early bc if it

——

This was just a silly idea that came to me while working on my Peter in Gotham fanfic so hope yall enjoyed :)

More Posts from Valentinelocks and Others

2 months ago

Has anyone had any positive experiences cross posting on fanfiction.net?

I’m considering it but I haven’t used the platform much so I’m a little unfamiliar with the user culture there…from what I’ve seen the comment sections are nitpicky and kind of cruel that honestly I’m not sure if it’d be worth it.


Tags
2 months ago
America's Sweetheart Olympian 🥇

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

2 months ago

In my mind Peter treats Bruce like they’re that one 40 y/o + 20 something y/o coworker duo in every corporate office

and it completely baffles Bruce bc ??? how’re you oversharing and simultaneously saying nothing at all

And the problem now is he gets war flashbacks from the stress inducing clusterfuck problems Peter offhandedly tells him about, so every so often he’ll cave and ask Dick about him when he’s not around (“that Peter…did he ever get that denied exam extension sorted?”)

But when he finally does see him it’s like the problem never mattered (“oh - what? I said that? Right no, I just emailed the tutor. But you know, that TA who slept with him said...”) until he mentions something crazy again and the cycle continues.

Basically - organised Bruce meeting Peter “there’s a lot of moving parts so I choose to keep track of none of them” Parker


Tags
1 month ago

As someone who isn’t much of a pedro pascal enjoyer I found myself pleasantly surprised by how hot I found him in TLOU.

Come to find out the source material is just that fione like damnnn…pulling the ol’ Dr Carlisle on me like we haven’t played these games before

As Someone Who Isn’t Much Of A Pedro Pascal Enjoyer I Found Myself Pleasantly Surprised By How Hot
As Someone Who Isn’t Much Of A Pedro Pascal Enjoyer I Found Myself Pleasantly Surprised By How Hot

I was living vicariously through Tess in the game their banter was so 💔


Tags
2 months ago

This was my Luke if anybody cares

Bonus points if you recognise him too 🤭

I literally though he and the movie actor were the same person and like Annabeth I get it - if he looked like that you couldn’t convince me of nish

This Was My Luke If Anybody Cares
This Was My Luke If Anybody Cares
This Was My Luke If Anybody Cares
This Was My Luke If Anybody Cares

Tags
2 months ago
The Original "Damn Bitch You Live Like This?"

The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"

1 month ago

Being a fic writer sometimes feels like I’m a reality tv producer running around with a camera to capture scenes

And sometimes, parts of the cast just aren’t mic’d up - so I have no idea what they were saying in my maladaptive post production writing /editing

And then I have to be the annoying “um excuse me☝️” guy to remind everyone I need to HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SAYING TO WRITE IT HELLO

But now the chemistry’s lost 💔 it’s not as organic💔 so now I have to run one on one confessionals with my cast hoping someone will remember what the hell one character said / thought at that particular time with enough clarity for me to frankenstitch a semi decent conversation together( everything they say is to be taken with a grain of they-don’t-know- what-I-have- in-store-for-them salt )


Tags
2 months ago

everyone remembers EXACTLY where they were when they read the first snippet of Mark of Athena at the end of SoN..Rick had me TWEAKING & locked inn

The wait between books back then…it wasn’t for the weak

Everyone Remembers EXACTLY Where They Were When They Read The First Snippet Of Mark Of Athena At The

Tags
2 months ago

“What’s your fav hp ship” you can’t just ask me that. It’s personal. It’s private - there are LEVELS to this… I need to know how far along the ship pipeline you are to reveal mine

Like don’t have time to explain why harry x Luna works when im in the trenches of bluna discourse…mamas busy

“What’s Your Fav Hp Ship” You Can’t Just Ask Me That. It’s Personal. It’s Private - There

Tags
2 months ago

I know for a FACT he wouldn’t have ended up as a glorified wizard cop if they were together but alas

The potential of Luna and Harry is beyond just Luna being another female character that Harry was close with. She challenges him and makes him question the things he so easily accepted as reality, while still encouraging him to stay true to his own beliefs. He grounds her and gives her an anchor to hold on to without constricting her or trapping her in expectations.

She's weird and she ruins his street cred at Hogwarts but he doesn't care because she's one of the only people who wants him as Harry and not as Harry Potter. At a time where the only thing the Wizarding World is giving him is more grief, more loss, more pain, she reminds him of the magic he felt in his first year.

She is his ticket to staying in the Wizarding World. Not just as someone who has settled into the world and the role people expect of him, but as someone who wants to continue changing it. She is his period of Enlightenment. It's literally poetic. Shut up.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • 1-800-ur-mom-gay
    1-800-ur-mom-gay liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • purplestingrays
    purplestingrays liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • imherebitches81632
    imherebitches81632 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • youreevee
    youreevee liked this · 1 month ago
  • galewings67
    galewings67 liked this · 1 month ago
  • sunflowabyssclover
    sunflowabyssclover liked this · 1 month ago
  • mushshroomboy
    mushshroomboy liked this · 1 month ago
  • vyestwo
    vyestwo liked this · 1 month ago
  • peachesaremyfavoritefruit
    peachesaremyfavoritefruit liked this · 1 month ago
  • distinguishedflowerblizzard
    distinguishedflowerblizzard liked this · 2 months ago
  • lunabumbum
    lunabumbum liked this · 2 months ago
  • sukeruton-san
    sukeruton-san liked this · 2 months ago
  • madsdelusional
    madsdelusional liked this · 2 months ago
  • killiantaylor777
    killiantaylor777 liked this · 2 months ago
  • cat-in-a-box13
    cat-in-a-box13 liked this · 2 months ago
  • n-archangel
    n-archangel reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • n-archangel
    n-archangel liked this · 2 months ago
  • lunarluna9482
    lunarluna9482 liked this · 2 months ago
  • spider-iimp
    spider-iimp liked this · 2 months ago
  • xari-071
    xari-071 liked this · 2 months ago
  • d3ly-p4v
    d3ly-p4v liked this · 2 months ago
  • flwer-roo
    flwer-roo liked this · 2 months ago
  • chaotic-teen-cy
    chaotic-teen-cy liked this · 2 months ago
  • jasontoddapologist01
    jasontoddapologist01 liked this · 2 months ago
  • tuckeristransthankyou
    tuckeristransthankyou reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • infinitymisfits
    infinitymisfits liked this · 2 months ago
  • ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity
    ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity liked this · 2 months ago
  • mysteriesgalplusdamianthings
    mysteriesgalplusdamianthings liked this · 2 months ago
  • annaszerencsi
    annaszerencsi liked this · 2 months ago
  • artfan100
    artfan100 liked this · 2 months ago
  • fee-fiefoefum
    fee-fiefoefum liked this · 2 months ago
  • dyinggr13f
    dyinggr13f liked this · 2 months ago
  • crookednightcollector
    crookednightcollector reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • wet-basil
    wet-basil liked this · 2 months ago
  • crookednightcollector
    crookednightcollector liked this · 2 months ago
  • umi1404
    umi1404 liked this · 2 months ago
  • mangoohnobri
    mangoohnobri liked this · 2 months ago
  • valentinelocks
    valentinelocks reblogged this · 2 months ago
valentinelocks - valentine ꨄ
valentine ꨄ

New blog - want to write a lot this year, this is me trying <3 | Peter in Gotham fic

47 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags