Joining A New Fandom And Having To Block All The Annoying Mfers Is Its Own Special Kind Of Hell

they're like hotdogs frfr

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

It annoys me to see antis weasel their way into fandoms of media that so obviously panders to freakiness in all its forms. What the fuck do you mean that you love this character that canonically self-harms and cannibalizes and literally kidnapped someone to make him his human pet and gave him the surname of fucking CHICKEN LEGS, but shipping him with his comparatively well-mannered brother is just a bridge too far for you, something worthy of suibaiting? Why are you even into this shit if you can't embrace weirdness without spitting on it?

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already rewriting it cuz i fucked it up. somebody sedate me

I did it yippee yahoo

I FORGOT TO MENTION MIC IS LITERALLY MANGA'S TYPE. THIS IS WHO MANGA'S CRUSHING ON CANONICALLY (as revealed in the Ultra Analysis book), AND THEY'RE SAME PERSON DIFF FONT IM TELLING YOU

LITERALLY

BLONDE

SMART

EXTRAVAGANT

EXAGGERATED/SILLY FEATURE (HER LASHES AND HIS STACHE)

THEIR MOUTHS ARE THE SAME THEY COULD BE RELATED

OLDER THAN MANGA ( 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 alert)

Why you (Yes, You !) should ship MangaMic !

/nf ofc

(or, alternatively, why I do!)

A passion passage by yours truly

1. Their similar personalities and quirks

Present Mic and Manga Fukidashi are super similar personality-wise. They're both loud and exciteable hip type guys, who could totally bounce off each other perfectly !

Their quirks are also very similar, both revolving around yelling. Manga's main issue is that excessive use of his quirk causes a sore throat, and Mic with his years of experience could help him overcome that drawback (or atleast handle it better). If nothing else, it could make a cute sick-fic !

2. Forbidden love trope

Mic is Manga's teacher, a Pro Hero, and twice his age. That sort of dynamic lends itself to the forbidden love trope. Sneaking away to empty classrooms, meeting at each other's dorm for "tutoring", or days out for "patrols", these two could get really sneaky !

Manga is 15-16, and Mic is 30-31. If that's your thing, that's already a point, but it can also lead to silly scenarios focusing on their age difference. Whether that be Manga being naive due to his young age or perhaps even Mic being out of touch with the goings on of the younger hero.

They're also both heroes, who are supposed to be lawful, so there's angst potential regarding the guilt either of them could feel !

3. Hero worship

As seen in Manga's casual wear sketch by Horikoshi (seen below), Manga is already a Mic fan, giving him a reason to pursue Mic romantically!

There's also potential in how Mic would feel being pursued so enthusiastically by a fan (or a student for that matter) ! Would he be uncomfortable with the situation ? Perhaps he would be totally chill with it ? Pleased, maybe ? And what about Manga, would he be insistent, not giving up when told "no" ? Or maybe he'd give up, but by then the seed's already been planted in Mic's mind. It's up to you !!

4. The height difference

Present Mic is 6'1", and Manga, owing to his speech bubble head, is anywhere from 4'7" to 5'3". A short king x tall blonde and handsome ? Yes, please ! This size difference can lead to plenty of scenarios. Including things like Mic having to double over to give Manga a kiss, or Manga having to scale counters to give him one back ! (Also, Manga being swallowed in Mic's hero outfit jacket. Think about it.)

And the final reason you should totally ship MangaMic ?

5. Because i do.

And it would make me happy [pleading emoji]

My computer boyfriend opens 3-4 command prompts every time he boots up cuz he's so excited to see me.

normalize shipping two characters just because you like them both. “they never interacted” they interact in my brain when I think about them constantly. get fucked. they’re making out rn.

Sometimes I do ship something and it's not unpopular its just that fanon harbors enough popular misconceptions to make the content frequently unreadable. So I will be like "can I have my ship please" and the internet will go "sure! here are a thousand results!" and I will go "is it actually my ship or is it some guys who are basically totally different characters in all meaningful ways that someone is having masquerade as my blorbos?" and the answer is yes often enough that I give up

I wanna do day 3 of profic party so bad, but I've been hit with the worst art block of my 17-year career 🛌 this is the worstttt

I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human