cw: piss mention.
Being Johnny’s friend, and him desperately wanting to take things further— he comes up with a terrible idea to drive you into his arms in a way he thinks is rather subtle.
He’s going to get Ghost to hit on you next time you’re out at a pub. Ghost has an uncanny ability activate the prey drive— he gets too close, speaks too low, looms too tall, and stares too deep (not to mention the kind of language he uses in his pickup lines).
So Johnny casually gets up to go piss, leaves you sitting at the bar, practically passes the baton as he goes by Ghost on the way.
And Simon, he loves the classics.
So he starts off by staring down at you as you sit in your stool, unblinking, and saying “I can smell your cunt.”
You look up with rapt attention, clenching your thighs.
Soap watches from across the bar for a signal, either a grimace on your face or a discreet hand gesture from Ghost that they’d worked out earlier.
But he underestimated your freak. And Simon wasn’t about to back down when it was clear you liked how he came across.
Simon perches himself next to you, crowding in close and speaking into your ear, Johnny able to see as your stunned expression turns into a bashful smile, like he just told you that you have beautiful eyes. He actually said “bet you’d let me spit in your mouth if I told you to open up, yeah?”
Things escalate. You barely touch your drink, too absorbed in what Simon is saying to you.
“Saw those fuckin’ thighs from across the bar, Jesus Christ— want you to sit on my jaw and fuck my face— warm my cheeks with those thighs while I shove my tongue in that sweet little pussy. I’d let you piss in my fucking mouth if y’wanted to.”
When Soap finally forces himself to go back to the bar, you subtly tell him you’re gonna head out and that you had fun. He awkwardly bids you goodnight with his mouth nearly agape as Simon grabs hold of your hand to pull you along.
And he looks too damned eager to get you out of there— doesn’t even have the decency to throw a smug look at Soap. Because truthfully? He’s kinda forgotten why he came here in the first place. He’s got more important shit on his mind now.
truer words have never been said
CNC makes brain go brr.
another banger!
Despite how annoying he is, I think Soap is way too comfortable with being well liked. He’s a likable guy! He’s funny! He’s so cute and charming!
If you joined up with the 141 and didn’t necessarily like him, he’d become obsessed with that.
It’s not that you dislike him. He’s fine. And you work together well in the field. But you just don’t take to him the way he’s used to. Months in and you’re still polite. Not cold, but professional, respectful.
He feels like there must be a reason you don’t like him, right? And once he knows, he’ll do something to make it so you do like him. It’s not optional.
Please tell me I'm not weird for this yall
Its 12:58 am and all that is coming to my mind is kangaroo hybrid!simon and please tell me I'm not the only one, he stands at a height way above a normal human range almost 7'0, he's jacked unnaturally so, claws as sharp as a knife, has an aura so intimidating that he wards off most apex predators. He has those jagged scars on his chest, one across his forehead till his snoot, he's roughed up, raggedy, scary but he has this hunger for you, a female, easy to catch, hard to mate, dreams of your sweet cunt under that tail, he's simply drooling at the thought of how those soft and gummy walls will feel around his Shaft, as he drills into you in the open wild letting everyone in the damn troops know who you belong to, who he belongs to. He can't wait to see you knocked up with his babe, can't wait to see his offspring in your pouch being nurtured by his sweet mum. This mating season best believe he's going to fight and kill anyone that comes in between his darling and the beast himself.
new post check kar
, wrote it for ya
hello my dearest shit head!!! <333333
Heyyyy baeeee!!!<3333
simon 'my missus is the reason i'm alive" riley
him looking up at you with low lids and little hearts in his eyes while his nose is pressed to your cunt
this date comes once in a century
PLEASE 🥺🙏🏻
authority kink : this guy just give of vibes of it when you call him sir while he has dick in your ass or pussy (for females) call him master for the first time . He deadass was shocked for a second but his shock turned into a smirk very quickly. goes very rough and hard until you're babbling useless words .
bondage : he is not much into bdsm but i see him being in bondage and shibari (method of restraining captives and a form of torture) if you are in his office he will tie your hands with his tie and use your panties as your gag .
a/n : hi again its been years ago since i posted cuz i didn't have any ideas if u have any plz share with me and tell me if yall want a part two . good morning / afternoon / evening / night
@miss-chomps you've successfully broken him
tea or tea?
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god save the king ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💷💷💷💷💷🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩💂💂💂💂💂💂
headcanons / drabble idk what to call it
the part two
u were a pretty boy / girl yes you are studying in college under medical science , had a pretty boyfriend and running a bakery. lately you were getting vey strange messages and letters .
It was a normal day you were running a bakery it was at the last store end at the street , rarely any customer come to the store but there was this guy with white hair , wearing a eyepatch and a mask, he was regular customer .
he came into the store wearing the same outfit , greeted u with a "hello beautiful , how are you doin' " you greeted back with a " good morning Mr. no face " "what do you want to order " the guy answered " oh darling u know what i want " he wants you gurl he then proceeds to laugh {a creepy one } .
It was the mochi with vanilla icing on top with some chocolate Crips with matcha coting on top with mango with chocolate filing . your favorite , u some time creeped out by him because he orders were always so specific and detailed with your favorite foods
you gave up your thoughts and started packing his mochis . he left after some time of chatting . some customers came took their orders and and left it was pretty late , u checked the time and made your way out to your dorm
yet u were here again with a letter written in blood and a elegant rose . throwing the letter away u decided to take a shower and eat some food
while showering : u get into your shower with on clothes on and u start thinking about the white haired guy and his creepy laugh , after some time u decide to come out of shower and dry yourself . while drying somehow u felt like some one was there in your dorm except you .
a/n : hi birdies i am posting this at a request , part two will be out soon . stay safe stay hydrated .