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I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
Things are heating up at the Chaldean Poetry Circle.
Reblog chain of the original posts.
These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
Growing up with your starters
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All Might is Allowed to Teach and That’s Insane
It’s kind of bananas to me that All Might can teach at an elite and high profile school like Yuuei with like no real teaching qualifications? Like, sure he’s All Might, the Hero to end all heroes or whatever, but it’s literally canon that he knows absolutely nothing about how to teach and everyone just lets him?! Most times they don’t even have one of the actual teachers assisting him, the school just gives him free rein to literally throw kids at other kids and the worst he gets is a stern lecture from Recovery Girl. Like, how has no one tried to sue the school at this point, really?
And it’s not even like we can say the other teachers are the same because they’re heroes. Present Mic teaches English, Ectoplasm teaches Mathematics, Cementoss teaches Modern Literature – all of which are core classes and therefore need to be taught by qualified teachers. They probs had to double major or something in college to be Pro Heroes and Teachers and All Might just… walks into Yuuei one day and becomes a teacher?! Do know how salty I’d be if I was staff?
Like Mic over here is just thinking to himself “lol that’s so cool All MIght’s a teacher now, and I had to read War and Peace in like two weeks and write an essay on morality based on the symbolism and other reaching themes of the book, while my roommate chugged Redbull and burped fireballs into our wastebasket, but go off All Might! you totally got this~!”
(No wonder Aizawa always looks so done with All Might’s bullshit.)
why this coudn’t have been canon ?!?!?
It’s perfectly in characther!
headcanon that people often mistake All Might for a poor college student when he’s in his true form (before it’s revealed to the world)
old ladies would try to give him free cookies
Toshi is completely baffled
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!
Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:
So Hibana, Midnight, Miruko, Boa, and Yang's s/o seems to have had a rough day and asks to lay on the girl's boobs. While the girls do think this is some kind of perverted fantasy, they allow s/o to do so, only for s/o to say. "Thanks, hearing your heart beat really calms me down."
An: ah the classic misdirection you love to see it
Hibana:
She isn't thrilled at first but at the same time she isn't pissed off
Everyone has their moments when they just need to lay on their partner
Perv moment or not she isn't so cold to not let them be close to her
When they do chime in about her heartbeat calming them down it would stun her for a moment
She assumed wrong and she did feel bad about it for a second
She honestly should have known better
But then she wraps her arms around them and holds them closer
She is gentle and calm and so incredibly in control as usual
Her s/o can breath and shake off whatever is on their mind for as long as they need
Because she may seem cool and collected in a fight
But she knows just how bad nerves can be sometimes
And she wants to let them find calm in her, after all it is part of her job
Midnight:
She fully expects it to be a pervy thing and she doesn't mind it
It is a large part of her own imagery after all
She really can't be surprised when her s/o takes it upon themselves to use her as a very squishy pillow
She is content to let them stay there until they are ready to get up
But when they thank her it takes her a second to process it
And she gets it
Things can be tense and knowing you have some there for you can be soothing
Especially with the rhythmic thump of a heartbeat
She would do her best to just stay calm for them and let them calm down
Because she gets stress, she and all her friends deal with it every day
And she's just glad she can be a source of relief and relaxation to someone she cares so deeply about
And she'll help out her s/o any way she can in the future as well
Miruko:
She would normally argue it, call them out on it and tease them to the world's end
She knows why they want to lay on her
But she's tired and honestly their weight is comfortable
It's been a long day and having them come and lay on her was calming
It kept her still and feeling relatively at peace
When they thank her for letting them stay like this it hits home
She knows how claming listen to something like that can be, she does it when she can't sleep
She lays her head on their chest and counts the beats
It reminds her that she's somewhere safe and calm and soothing
And so she totally gets it and feels sorta stupid for judging them for her own habits
But hey she's only human too and she just shrugs it off and enjoys her s/o's company
Boa:
She doesn't mind it at all since it is her s/o after all
She wants them to enjoy her body and her company
But when she hears them thank her it breaks her heart just a little
Yes she's happy that she can make them happy and calm
But she also doesn't like the idea of them stressing out without her there to comfort them
She wants to be their support as often as possible
She would do her best to help them while she was here of course
But she assures them that whenever they need her she will be there to take care of them and support them
On a happier note for her she gets to hold the one she loves and know they are calm here
It is a very safe place for them after all and she wants to keep it that way
As long as she can bring them some comfort in the end though, she is happy
Yang:
She gets it for sure
She probably will tease them about in in the future
But a chest pillow is just as comfortable and lewd as a lap pillow in her eyes
But hearing them thank her melts her a little
The idea that something as simple as her heartbeat could calm them is a nice thought
She would give them a little squeeze for that and being sweet
She does find comfort in their presence too when she gets to hold them
It's grounding for her to be reminded that they are real and very close
There's something just nice about it so she understands them completely and loves it
And she'd make sure to let them know sometime, in her own way of course
She's not just going to outright adm something like that
- バルファルクの真の姿 // Valstrax final form -
By 漂泊者
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Gámbito en cuarenta
Noble Phantasms are, genuinely, an excellent story device for a combat series like Fate. Mostly because they can be pretty much anything you can come up with, so long as it has a thematic/historical/metaphorical connection to the servant.
Heracles being able to revive up to 12 times to tie it in to his twelve labors? Very clever.
Arturia having a massive sword of light, symbolizing both the prominence of the Arthurian Myth and the ubiquity of Excalibur? Incredibly efficient story telling.
They can be as simple or as complex as you want, so long as it “makes sense” in some vague way for the servant to have such an ability, so there’s honestly no limit to the fantastic nonsense you can come up with.
But, with all that said, my personal favorite NPs are some of the more simple ones. Maybe because they’re easier to describe, or easier to “get” why the servant has it, or maybe the humoristic element that, in a series where some servants summon a storm of arrows or invoke powers beyond mortal ken, that something as simple as a sword slash can be just as, if not more, powerful than them.
That being said, my two favorite NPs are:
1. The one where an old skeleton man that pretty much invented killing people as a career choice looms over you, stares into your soul, calls you a bitch in the most poetically threatening way possible, and then swings his sword at your neck. This will always kill you. No exceptions (barring one instance but that just proved the rule.) and of course it will always kill you because this is the person who has perfected the art of killing to such a point that the universe pretty much threw it’s hands up and said “fine whatever you’re basically the Grim Reaper go nuts.” Folk hero? Legendary Ruler? A fucking immortal God? Fuck you, a sword to the neck will kill you because the Old Man of the Mountain says, knows, that it does. And nobody knows Death more than King Hassan.
And 2. The one where a small and buff amazon queen takes a deep breath, imagines you are the one person she hates more than anyone else in existence, and that makes her so fucking angry that her strength increases a dozen fold and she rushes at you like a starving animal, ripping you apart with her bare hands before she bites your stomach open like it’s a dumpling. As you can imagine, being able to rain a hail of swords doesn’t really do much if your target just ignores all the blades you’re throwing at her and goes at you like a rabid wolf and leaves you as a bloody pile of guts on the floor. Oh. And if you so happen to be a legendary Greek hero, real or fictional? You’re double dead. She has a plus one billion against male Greek heroes because one insulted her strength after a fight she lost so it doesn’t matter if you’re a legendary Spartan king, a world renowned conqueror, or motherfucking Heracles himself, she will see you, growl, and the last thing you hear will be her ripping your leg bones out and beating you to death with them.
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f - fluff a - angst s - smut gn - gender neutral
series:
Domestic ABC (ocasional angst on some chapters)
ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7/ch.8/ch.9/ch.10/ch.11/ch.12/ch.13/ch.14/ch.15/ch.16/ch.17/ch.18/ch.19/ch.20/ch.21/ch.22/ch.23/ch.24/ch.25/ch.26
oneshots:
Best Laid Plans [ f , gn ]
drabbles:
“I’ll keep you warm.” [ f , gn ]
“Come cuddle.” [ f , gn ]
Young Again [ f , gn ] Prompt: “Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am young again”
Destiny [ a ] Prompt: “But it’s just the price I pay, destiny is calling me”
headcanons:
Aizawa + S/O good with kids [ gn ]
SFW Alphabet Headcanons: C / D / F / L
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: C / D / E / K / M / O / S / U / V / X / Y
series:
7 Things I Hate About You: Bakugo
ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7
oneshots:
Tell me what? Prompts: “You make me feel alive” & “We’re meant for each other” (tw: mentions of abortion, not really angst)
drabbles:
“Shouldn’t you be with him?”
scenarios:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + defending their SO from a creep (tw: Mineta’s brand of sexual harassment)
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + SO calling them by their first name [ gn ]
headcanons:
Kind S/O with a water manipulation quirk
Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)
Kirishima/Bakugo/Shinsou + meeting their support class SO for the first time [ gn ]
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + fake dating [ gn ]
Bakugo + SO who is All Might’s child [ gn ]
SFW Alphabet Headcanons: K / S / Y
headcanons:
NSF//W Alphabet Headcanons: B / C / O / T / X
drabbles:
Storm cuddles [ f , gn ]
Hawks + I thought you were different [ a , gn ] (tw: cheating)
All The Fools [ f , gn ] Prompt: “Broke all the rules, played all the fools”
headcanons:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)
SFW Alphabet Headcanons: C / J / S / T
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: A / C / D / F / H / I / J / T / U / X
series:
7 Things I Hate About You: Kaminari
ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7
NSFW Alphabet [ s ]
ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5/ch.6/ch.7/ch.8/ch.9/ch.10/ch.11/ch.12/ch.13/ch.14/ch.15/ch.16/ch.17/ch.18/ch.19/ch.20/ch.21/ch.22/ch.23/ch.24/ch.25/ch.26
scenarios:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + defending their SO from a creep (tw: Mineta’s brand of sexual harassment)
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + SO calling them by their first name [ gn ]
headcanons:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + fake dating [ gn ]
Kaminari + s/o who constantly spoils him with things (the request was for fem S/O but the way I wrote the headcanons it turned out to be gender neutral) [ f , gn ]
SFW Alphabet Headcanons: H / Z
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: B / C / L / O / T / X
series:
5 Languages of Love [ f ] HIATUS
ch.1/ch.2/ch.3/ch.4/ch.5
drabbles:
“Who hurt you?” [ a , gn ]
Those Nights [ a ] Prompt: “Those nights when you crave someone, to be there at dawn, to wake with”
scenarios:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + defending their SO from a creep (tw: Mineta’s brand of sexual harassment)
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + SO calling them by their first name [ gn ]
headcanons:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)
Kirishima/Bakugo/Shinsou + meeting their support class SO for the first time [ gn ]
Kirishima/Bakugo/Kaminari + fake dating [ gn ]
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: C
drabbles:
Last words soulmate [ a , gn ]
headcanons:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: C / D / F / I / K / O / U /
scenarios:
Bakugo and Midoryia having a crush on Shinsou’s girlfriend
headcanons:
Kind S/O with a water manipulation quirk
Kirishima/Bakugo/Shinsou + meeting their support class SO for the first time [ gn ]
SFW Alphabet Headcanons: N
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: N
headcanons:
Kirishima/Bakugo/Todoroki/Midoriya/Hawks + quirk makes them see their SO die [ a , gn ] (tw: mentions of suicide and abuse)
drabbles:
“Nothing is wrong with you.” [ f , gn ]
headcanons:
NS//FW Alphabet Headcanons: A / C / V / X
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