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Alchemy ⚜ Antidote to Anxiety ⚜ Attachment ⚜ Autopsy

Art: Elements ⚜ Principles ⚜ Photographs ⚜ Watercolour

Bruises ⚜ Caffeine ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Cruise Ships

Children ⚜ Children's Dialogue ⚜ Childhood Bilingualism

Dangerousness ⚜ Drowning ⚜ Dystopia ⚜ Dystopian World

Culture ⚜ Culture Shock ⚜ Ethnocentrism & Cultural Relativism

Emotions: Anger ⚜ Fear ⚜ Happiness ⚜ Sadness

Emotional Intelligence ⚜ Genius (Giftedness) ⚜ Quirks

Facial Expressions ⚜ Laughter & Humour ⚜ Swearing & Taboo

Fantasy Creatures ⚜ Fantasy World Building

Generations ⚜ Literary & Character Tropes

Fight Scenes ⚜ Kill Adverbs

Food: Cooking Basics ⚜ Herbs & Spices ⚜ Sauces ⚜ Wine-tasting ⚜ Aphrodisiacs ⚜ List of Aphrodisiacs ⚜ Food History ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Literary & Hollywood Cocktails ⚜ Liqueurs

Genre: Crime ⚜ Horror ⚜ Fantasy ⚜ Speculative Biology

Hate ⚜ Love ⚜ Kinds of Love ⚜ The Physiology of Love

How to Write: Food ⚜ Colours ⚜ Drunkenness

Jargon ⚜ Logical Fallacies ⚜ Memory ⚜ Memoir

Magic: Magic System ⚜ 10 Uncommon ⚜ How to Choose

Moon: Part 1 2 ⚜ Related Words

Mystical Items & Objects ⚜ Talisman ⚜ Relics ⚜ Poison

Pain ⚜ Pain & Violence ⚜ Poison Ivy & Poison Oak

Realistic Injuries 1 2 ⚜ Rejection ⚜ Structural Issues ⚜ Villains

Symbolism: Colors ⚜ Food ⚜ Numbers ⚜ Storms

Thinking ⚜ Thinking Styles ⚜ Thought Distortions

Terms of Endearment ⚜ Ways of Saying "No" ⚜ Yoga

Compilations: Plot ⚜ Character ⚜ Worldbuilding ⚜ For Poets ⚜ Tips & Advice

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Character writing/development:

Character Arcs

Making Character Profiles

Character Development

Comic Relief Arc

Internal Conflict

Character Voices

Creating Distinct Characters

Suicidal Urges/Martyr Complex

Creating Likeable Characters

Writing Strong Female Characters

Writing POC Characters

Building Tension

Plot devices/development:

Intrigue in Storytelling

Enemies to Lovers

Alternatives to Killing Characters

Worldbuilding

Misdirection

Consider Before Killing Characters

Foreshadowing

Narrative:

Emphasising the Stakes

Avoid Info-Dumping

Writing Without Dialogue

1st vs. 2nd vs. 3rd Perspective

Fight Scenes (+ More)

Transitions

Pacing

Writing Prologues

Dialogue Tips

Writing War

Writing Cheating

Worldbuilding:

Worldbuilding: Questions to Consider

Creating Laws/Rules in Fantasy Worlds

Book writing:

Connected vs. Stand-Alone Series

A & B Stories

Writer resources:

Writing YouTube Channels, Podcasts, & Blogs

Online Writing Resources

Outlining/Writing/Editing Software

Writer help:

Losing Passion/Burnout

Overcoming Writer's Block

Fantasy terms:

How To Name Fantasy Races (Step-by-Step)

Naming Elemental Races

Naming Fire-Related Races

How To Name Fantasy Places

Ask games:

Character Ask Game #1

Character Ask Game #2

Character Ask Game #3

Miscellaneous:

1000 Follower Post

2000 Follower Poll

Writing Fantasy

Magician - 01

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw, a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

I challenge you to include yourself in a fanfic! Be it as an akuma, a classmate, a professor or a random citizen of Paris. We want to see Nobody in MLB XD

I don’t think you do. If it was me in a story, I’d be some random person dragged through a portal by an akuma who just sticks around to screw with people. I wouldn’t even do the whole “fan revealing spoilers of the show” or “make them watch their show". I’d be worse in that I’d be revealing spoilers of OTHER AUs.

Alix: More time travel?

Nemo: Well, it’s dimension travel, actually.

Nino: What’s your dimension like?

Nemo: Eh, kind of boring to be honest.

Alya: Is that why you came through the portal?

Chloe: That’s a disappointment.

Nemo: Tell me about it. I wanted to go to the Scarlet Lady Universe. This one sucks.

Alya: The what now?

Nemo: Oh, do I have a story for you! Tell me, who here knows about “multiverse theory”?

My dear Charlie

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

How do you think the dolls and Conner would react if they were suddenly in the world of RozonRozark's "Cheshire"?

Conner is not happy. He acts as Marinette's friend. Gives Adrien dark looks when he tries to approach her. Gives Chloe evil glares. And is completely unaffected by her attempts to blackmail him since joke's on her! He's from another universe!

...

Chaton doesn't like that Mama is hurting. He clutches onto her and will. Not. Let. Go.

Not until Plagg tries to help. Then he clutches Plagg just as insistently. And takes to petting him.

Chaton will heal their hearts with cuddles and pets!

...

Littlebug disappears when Conner isn't looking.

She returns a few hours later.

Chloe does not return at all.

(Reaction) Midnight, Mina, Mei, Momo and Uraraka and their daughter having this interaction one morning: "Did you have nightmare last night?" "Why do you ask?" "Because whenever I ever have a nightmare, I scream daddy's name too."

I laughed so much fir this request. This is gold👌.

Kayama Nemuri:

-She will admit that like her daughter she screams her dad name when scared.

-It was really hard for her to admit that and you were probably outside when Kayama said this.

-She will say to his daughter to never say that to his father.

-Kayama would be at least happy about one thing; her daughter never asked about the snaps of the whip.

Mina Ashido:

-She will try to joke about it being enthusiastic.

-”It’s incredible! We have so much in common! Like mother like daughter haha!!!”

-All-false-laughter.

-Mina just hope her daughter will forget everything and that she won’t tell to anyone.

Mei Hatsume:

-She will run away immeaditly and let her daughter surprised.

-Mei was already trying to create a new gadget that makes people forget about their past.

-She may need it at work too, who knows?

-Her daughter will never have an answer.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

-She is worried about the fact that her child may find out things way to early.

-Momo will tell her daughter  that it’s not the same thing because she didn’t have a nightmere; they were just cuddling.

-”B-But why were you screaming? Mooom c’mon answer me!!”

-Momo will just say that when you are in love you scream your partner name to make them remember that he/she is yours.

Ochako Uraraka:

-Dead inside.

-She will absolutely say that she has frequents nightmeres.

-You will never know why she refused to scream your name for six months.

-At least her daughter didn’t say “when I’m scared I scream for daddy too!”

-Ochako.exe stopped working

I hope you liked them. Thanks for requesting!

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So Mina, Momo and Uraraka and their daughter having this interaction one morning: "Did you have nightmare last night?" "Why do you ask?" "Because whenever I ever have a nightmare, I scream daddy's name too." (If this isn't okay, just tell me and I'll send in another request.)

Happy Mother’s Day! (I’m not a day late shush) Oh man, I personally would be a lot like Mina in this situation, though I’d probably be super embarrassed too. Kids just say the darndest things.

~Citrine

Mina Ashido

It’s a pretty horrifying thing that just came from her daughter’s mouth, but Mina can’t help but laugh. That sort of out of the woodwork humor is just her type, and it’s going to take her a long time to stop laughing before she can even begin to make up an excuse as to why she finds it so funny.

Her s/o is probably going to have to come over and do the explaining, because she can’t stop laughing long enough to actually get any decent words out. She’s embarrassed, don’t doubt that, but this kid is just too funny!

She’ll finally manage to hold back her giggles long enough to tell her daughter that, no, she didn’t have a nightmare, but daddy scared her or something along those lines. The little girl is still going to be confused why mommy finds it so funny, but that’s an answer for another day.

She’s going to wonder where on earth her kid got that kind of humor from, even if it was unintentional. She’s pretty funny herself, for sure, but that’s was just something else.

Mina might tease her s/o later about it, especially if they’re the more flustered type. It’s definitely going to be a joke that sticks around for some time, no doubt about that.

You can be absolutely assured that she’ll bring it up to her kid when she’s older. It’s something that will make her daughter go “ugh, Mom!” while Mina just cackles maniacally. Wholesome family entertainment

 Momo Yaoyorozu

In short, Momo is aghast. If her s/o looks closely, they can see the exact moment that her poor brain just breaks. Of course, she expected to have this talk with her daughter at some time, but she’d hoped that it would be planned a little better.

It will take a while for her to compose herself enough to give her daughter an answer. She might splutter a bit, and she’s definitely red in the face. Her stoicism can only reach so far, and she’s just not qualified to handle this situation.

She’ll invite her daughter to sit down on the couch, and, if they’re old enough, she’ll start the whole ‘the birds and the bees’ conversation. It’s going to be very awkward, because neither of them want to do this.

The best thing in this situation is for her s/o to step in and distract their daughter with some good old fashioned fun. Maybe invite her to do some dressup or tell them about her favorite princesses. Anything to save Momo from making a bad situation worse.

All future conversations like this should definitely be handled by her s/o. She’s intelligent and can often work under pressure when her confidence is high, but she’s no good when it comes to explaining that mommy and daddy love each other very much to her daughter.

If everything goes according to plan, this event will fade with time. The last thing Momo wants in for her daughter to remember this, and if she ever brings it up with her mother in the future, she’ll try to tell her it was just a dream.

 Ochaco Uraraka

Oh lord. Ochaco immediately goes red and starts shaking her hands at her daughter, trying her best to think of some reasonable explanation. Yeah! She definitely had a nightmare!

Her daughter is probably confused as to why her mommy is so red in the face, because she certainly doesn’t start to blush when she has a nightmare. Maybe mommy is sick? It’s honestly really hard to tell, with how much she keeps looking away.

S/o to the rescue! Ochaco isn’t going to be useful at all in this moment, because embarrassing situations quickly disable her. Her s/o should step in and say that mommy did have a nightmare, but that she’s all better now.

Mom is definitely going have to take an hour to recuperate after the ordeal. The best thing for her s/o to do is to just let her hide away in her room and scream into her pillow for a while. It gets all the bad feelings out

The poor girl is going to forget about it by the end of the day, but a few days from then Ochaco suddenly remember it while doing the dishes and get embarrassed all over again. Why do kids have to have such big mouths? She loves her daughter very much, but that little girl is going to be the death of her.

Her s/o is probably going to be the one that remembers the event in the long run and bringing it up in the future will make her get just as flustered as when it first happened. Bless this woman.

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hey so you know that trope where toga, disguised as bakugo, calls midoriya "izuku" instead of "deku" and is then discovered to be an imposter because of it?

yeah, well, what if she isnt? what if midoriya is just so happy that the person he looked up to for years is finally using his name that he doesnt even question it? what if toga sees a golden opportunity to get close to izuku? what if izuku is just so fucking giddy that he's finally managed to get through to bakugo, that the one person who he always wanted the approval of is finally treating him with something like respect? what if he completely ignores or doesnt notice every red flag, every gap in bakugos memory, every little thing he says that isnt quite right, just because bakugo called him "izuku" in the same breath?

what if he finds bakugo drinking from a cup of blood, and even though it occurs to him that this might be toga, he completely denies that thought because it would mean that a villain treats him nicer than his "childhood friend"? what if instead, he assumes that bakugo just hid this aspect of his quirk because he didn't want to be bullied like izuku was? what if his first response is to offer up his own blood, because bakugo just looks so ashamed and anxious about being caught, and gets all snappy when izuku asks where he's been getting the blood from? what if toga is absolutely fucking delighted with this development, and leaps at the chance? and what if she hugs izuku, and she thanks him, and it's so wildly out of character for bakugo that izuku knows something is wrong but he willingly ignores it because bakugo thanked him?

and then, of course, toga gets caught. maybe aizawa gets a bit reckless with where he flashes his quirk, maybe toga gets careless about who she drinks blood around, who knows. what matters is toga is arrested, and bakugo gets freed from wherever the LoV was hiding him, and izuku is forced to confront the fact that not only did he not notice when his "childhood friend" was replaced by a villain, he helped that villain achieve their goal, and he liked the villain better. he cant even look at bakugo for the first week he's back, but that's okay because most of the class can't either. bakugo feels hurt and bitter and betrayed that no one noticed when he was replaced by a bloodsucking psychopath, and he makes sure everyone knows it. izuku's hurt runs far deeper, and his voice is quiet and cold as ice when he informs bakugo that it's because the villain was more pleasant to be around. bakugo gets even more pissed, but then kaminari makes some quiet comment about how it was nice to have a few weeks without any drama, and he get real quiet. unfortunately, the rest of the class reacts the opposite way, and suddenly everyone is yelling at each other. bakugo's friends defend him, yelling their heads off at the idea that any of them would ever prefer a villain over their friend. izuku's friends point out that for those three weeks that bakugo was gone, izuku didn't go to the nurse's office once. the longest streak he's had since starting UA.

bakugo's friends get quiet, get uncomfortable, and izuku has tears on his face when he asks if it's really so bad that he was happy that someone he respects was finally treating him like a person.

bakugo loses his shit, says it's pathetic that izuku would lick the boots of villain just to get scraps of affection. izuku points out that catering to a villain's every whim was nothing new for him. he'd been doing it for bakugo for years, after all. bakugo swings first. izuku swings harder. they take out a decent chunk of the wall before aizawa comes storming in, only to find both of them beaten and bloody and bruised, screaming their heads off at each other. bakugo feels wronged; he hates deku, but he knows that midoriya is probably the person that knows him best, and he hates the idea that deku just didn't notice. it makes him feel small, weak, inconsequential. he rages that anyone could ever like someone pretending to be him better than the real him, because if he isnt even the best version of himself than how can he be the best of everyone? izuku screams back that bakugo must be delusional if he thinks anyone would ever be upset that one of their classmates stopped hurting and insulting them for a few weeks. he yells that he wished bakugo had never come back, that the villain toga made a better hero than bakugo ever would, and then aizawa yells at all of them to calm the fuck down.

aizawa gets izuku and bakugo to stop yelling, he gets them down to recovery girl's office, and he gets another teacher to watch the rest of 1a, just in case. he sits bakugo and midoriya down to have a calm, rational discussion, hoping to figure out what the issue between them is. neither of them are calm. izuku is exhausted and numb, because he's so used to teachers yelling at him the second he gets into an ounce of trouble that he completely shuts down the second aizawa tries to question him. bakugo is sulking and moody, and every time midoriya says a single word he starts yelling all over again. aizawa has to talk to them separately, but even then bakugo is so emotionally constipated that all he'll say is that midoriya deserved it. izuku stares blankly down at his hands as he quietly admits that he wishes toga had never been discovered, even though he knows that makes him a bad person, because he was just so happy that bakugo finally stopped hurting him. he asks if he's going to be punished. aizawa asks him why he thinks that. izuku says that aizawa always punishes him when bakugo hurts him.

as they talk, aizawa starts to realize just how badly he fucked up by ignoring their shitty relationship. he talks izuku down, lets him know that he's not going to be punished, then goes to sit in his office and tries to figure out what the hell to do about this. it's become abundantly clear that izuku is a victim of bakugo, but bakugo is a victim of the LoV, and whether he likes it or not expelling bakugo right then would practically be a death sentence for the kid. so in the end he switches bakugo to 1b instead, and 1a gets monoma, who is not happy about the situation. bakugo is informed that he is banned from interacting with izuku at all until further notice, but he is allowed to interact with the rest of the class if they want to. and bakugos friends do want to interact with him still, so they meet up during lunch. but even without him, the entirety of 1a is full of tension now. its awkward, its uncomfortable, nobody really knows what to do. bakugos friends are upset that their friend was taken from them. midoriyas friends are upset that it didnt happen sooner.

izuku blames himself, of course, because when doesnt he?

uh yeah thats all i can think of right now. idk how to end this lol ive been thinking of this idea for days now and i really wanted to get it out of my head aghdj

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

Toga: Ok, get Izuku and Ochacko to love me and stop them from being heroes. Easy

[a few months later]

Toga, after getting her provisional license: ....wait I think I missed a step.

This is it, this is the AU and it's why I find it so funny. She goes through her entire redemption arc and saves everyone and she does it all completely by accident

Future Toga AU: How does the Midoriya/Uraraka/Toga OT3 develop over time? And what are some cute fluffy scenes that happen.

Toga is the easy answer, since she's all aboard this ship from the word go. She's very forward with them, but Toga's also very physically affectionate with everyone, so Midoriya and Uraraka get used to it over time.

Midoriya and Uraraka still meet the same way they do in canon, and then meet Toga right after the Quirk Apprehension Test. Toga wastes no time in declaring they're both very cute, which flusters them both, but some other 1-B kids came with Toga and assure them that she's always like this

They have a cuddle session in the wake of the USJ, since Uraraka lives in Mustafu (and Toga does too, though considerably less legally)

I mentioned how Hatsume helps her step back a little at the Sports Festival and the near-kiss at Kamino,

There isn't a near-expulsion scare with the dorms because the forty students who went to save Toga managed to avoid getting caught doing it. Toga instead suggests an inter-class slumber party in the common area, since that's a big enough space for these gremlin children

This slumber party is where Midoriya and Uraraka, already thinking about Toga that way thanks to the almost-kiss, start to realize that oh no, she's not just attractive but they are attracted. And to each other? But they're also both dorks so this is a lot of blushing and stuttering and failing to realize this is mutual

Then Toga absolutely demolishes Overhaul and it's possibly the hottest thing either of them have ever seen. This is the catalyst for Midoriya and Uraraka to finally talk to each other and agree that maybe they do want to be a thing. But surely Toga doesn't like them like that, since she's always affectionate! They need something special to show their feelings!

Enter the Cultural Festival.

After their big musical performance, the two of them drag Toga away and confess to her. Specifically, they use her wording about how she wants to be the people she loves. Midoriya and Uraraka want to be her. And each other. They want to be all three of them, together.

Having them both confess to her, what's been her goal this whole time, in the wake of Eri and the final stages of her character development, is the last straw for Toga and she has a mild emotional breakdown, and confesses to them everything: that she's a Villain from the future and has been trying to get them to love her.

They then cite several of her Heroic actions back to her: Saving Iida from Stain, the Forest Camp, the whole Overhaul situation, that she didn't join the League when they took her. They point out that she could've easily done far worse things, like had AFO make them love her, and reassure her that she isn't the monster she claims to be. Toga breaks down again and accepts.

They come back holding hands, blushing, and somewhat disheveled (intense make-out session) and Ashido squeals.

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

Writing Specific Characters

Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Cat purrs loudly whenever she snuggles her kittens. (via kristipaintsorlando)

I can’t breathe

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

I can barely sent approval without feeling like i'm overstepping

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this