The Spideytorch Brainrot Is So Bad….. Based On Ff #17 Where Johnny Definitely Wasn’t Peter’s House

also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

Erin what about an AU where Peter gets taken in by Gordon because of his uncanny ability to detect crime (aka his spidey sense).

wait... you're onto something here... peter WOULD find the one cop in the city that's not corrupt and they both get attached...

but now I'm just thinking about it like this:

batman (appeared on a rooftop like usual): gordon.

gordon: what?

batman: who is that.

peter: hi batman 😁

gordon: found him at a crime scene. he's my new partner

peter, stirring shit: im his better version of robin

damian!robin: EXCUSE ME?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been gaming and thinking about my boy...

What is this? A crossover episode???

need me the type of kim dokja + yoo sangah dynamic where yoo sangah does unhinged shit bc shes sick and tired of ppl and kim dokja is always the sole witness but hes a supportive witness so he keeps on making sure there's no evidence against her

its binge watch gory horror movies night 👻!!

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #14

Clint: When you'r gonna officially adopt Peter, Strak?

Tony: What?

Clint: I wanna be an uncle

Tony: Okay in first place, who said you would be the uncle if I had a child? and in second place... I'M NOT ADOPTING PETER!

Clint: That's not fair! I let you be my children's uncle when you first met them! 😡

Tony: What!? when?- I someday?- YOU'R AVOIDING THE MAIN TOPIC!

Nat: But hey Tony, I wanna be an aunt too

Tony: ???? WT-

Nick: You're putting off this adoption too long, Stark

Tony: Furry, stay out of this, even if I really adopted Peter you wouldn't be his uncle

Steve: Does this apply to me too? :(

Tony: YES

Sam: Me?

Tony: Absolutely

Bucky: I'm not even gonna ask

Tony: Smart

Peter: I won't call any of you uncle

Everyone: 😟

Peter: Except Scott

Scott: :D

Peter: Uncle Scott is cool

Scott 😁

Just cracked open "Robins being Robins" and this is the first thing I see

What in the thirst trap?!?!

(I legit said "what the fuck!" out loud) then I got curious to see the other variant covers and...

Again what in the thirst trap?!?

Stephs and Damian's are the only normal ones

I just wanted to read something before going to bed, and instead, your girl got attacked by thirst traps back to back.