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It's spring break and I've decided to dedicate my time to silly ship dynamics with these dumbasses so expect more in a short amount of time ‼️⭐❤
Stalker!Gaz who had never intended to stalk you, he was just worried when he noticed how you barely have any survival instinct.
Like how you like to take a long walk alone, at night, with earphones on blasting loud music. How you often forgot to lock your door or have your curtains wide open while you carelessly strut around half-naked in your flat. How you somehow could fall asleep in public transport, leaving you and your belongings vulnerable. Or when you missed the last bus and you just casually hitch-hike with a stranger (seriously? who did that anymore)- fortunately, that stranger was him. That was the only one good thing that came from your carelessness, him being able to know you.
..So he can't just leave you alone, can't he? he had to protect you, beat up every creep that had the audacity to whistle your way, resisting a facepalm when you simply whistled back in response.
He felt like some kind of unofficial (and illegal) guardian angel more than a stalker really. And he was sure you would never realize it.
At first he was discreet, watching you at a safe distance. But eventually, he found out that you were very annoyingly oblivious.
Eventually, he would just sit beside you on the bus everytime he followed you home, not knowing if he wanted to be pissed or smile when you fall asleep with your head leaning against his shoulder. You were lucky it was him, what if you fell asleep on a creepy man instead?
this is based on me.. one time when i live alone, my landlord scolded me for keep forgetting to lock my door, and i was legit didn't understand coz i had no valuables except for my empty wallet, my laptop and camera was kept at work. and he legit yelled 'youre the valuable' and i was like oohh
god, how I love doing crossovers with disney..
well you get the idea
Sometimes I'm like the hungry hungry caterpillar but on a windy day
My favourite fan theory about anything is "Gandalf fucked a hobbit once", as an explanation as to why he's so invested in them. Like several generations ago, purely by happenstance he just happened to encounter a fearless Took lass who decided to Fuck That Old Man and by the powers of supreme hobbit reproduction skills, the natural happens.
So Gandalf just goes "ah well fuck, gotta fix this", somehow makes sure she's arranged an excellent marriage, and pays her future husband a visit like "just a heads-up you're going to have an early, unexpectedly large and supremely excellent child and you are going to be nothing but loving and proud of your firstborn, or she is going to become a very rich young widow whose husband tragically died of a mysterious case of Killed By A Wizard, ok?"
And after that he's been visiting here and there to discreetly keep track of which ones are his descendants, and then after keeping track of all of them becomes too much work, decides to narrow down to the ones he's deemed to take after him (the ones the other hobbits think are weird, mostly) until deciding that Bilbo was his favourite. Probably has zero wizard blood in him by now and Gandalf doesn't even consider the hobbits he's been keeping tabs on as his offspring in any way anymore, it's basically a hobby to him by now.
So any time other Maiar or other immortal races notice him keeping an eye on the hobbits and ask him what's his deal with the halflings anyway, he just shrugs and goes "idk I just think they're neat."
this came to me in a literal fever dream
inspired by this
Henry and Hans Capon: *go on a hunting trip together*
Their horses forced to witness all those gay sex:
"The Egyptians believed the most significant. thing you could do in your life was die." Is Steven Grant's favorite vocal stim. I don't make the rules. (Yes I do)
Sometimes people call Bruce "hypocritical" when he is simply a parent that doesn't want his kids to do the same mistakes as him. You know, something every normal parent does.
Like, is he hypocritical when he wants them to finish college when he didn't, or is he just a parent that sacrificed his studies for a cause and wants his kids to enjoy university without the same pressure? Is he hypocritical when he doesn't want his kids to date dangerous people when he has quite the track record, or is he just a parent that wants to protect his kids from the same heartbreaks and dangers he went through? Is he hypocritical when he gets angry his kids got hurt protecting him when he would do the same for them, or is he just a parent and it is his role to protect his kids, and he sees the inverse has a failure from his part, as a child shouldn't protect their parent? Is he hypocritical when he gets annoyed that his kids don't take care of themselves and their injuries when he often doesn't take care of himself, or is he just a parent that wants his kids to be safe and in good health more than he wants himself safe and in good health? Is he hypocritical when he wants them to be less violent when he has been extremely violent in the past, or is he just a parent that knows the error of his ways and wants his kids to be better than him?
He wants his kids to be better than him, which means not making the same mistakes.
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everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual
drew this, forgot to post, and then slept for 18 hours straight (i still feel like i haven't slept at all ughhh)
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Inspired by Existential Crisis Mode written by @luciaintheskyainthi
no hate to MCU clint barton, i love him, but if he's my middle school crush, then comics clint barton is the love of my life whom I met whilst having a wonderful day reading a book outside, and he recognized the book and talked about it with me while I pet his dog, and two weeks later we were happily married with a one bedroom house, two dogs and two cats, and wake up every morning to make each other coffee and leave teasing sticky notes on our neighbor, kate's, door
how it started // how it's going
Их все больше и больше
subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update
Sidekicks.
“Belka” and “Strelka”, Soviet space dogs after landing. USSR, 1960. [1800x1295] Check this blog!
gift I did for my sister of a scene from a fanfic she wrote
doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
domestic jason <33
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool
the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because
sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.
and sokka threw a boomerang at her.
Henry, sic him! 🫵
fossil record patisserie
Zatanna projecting her period cramps onto Constantine
and summore
Seeing so many Jason Todd x Peter Parker shippers WHERE DID Y'ALL COME FROM!? I've been shipping them for half a year now I'm so happy to see so many shippers but holy moly it's like one day I opened ao3 and saw 3 spidey in Gotham fics with a Jason/Peter tag.