I Feel Like If Richie Ever Introduced Max To Stardew Valley, He Would Quickly Turn That Cute Little Farming

I feel like if Richie ever introduced Max to Stardew Valley, he would quickly turn that cute little farming game into a war campaign.

Like they would just be sitting there on the couch, playing together on the tv. On Richie’s side, he’s peacefully farming away and decorating the land outside of the house, while also trying to complete the community center. Occasionally, he’ll go down into the mines to get supplies.

On Max’s side, he’s sweating. Hands are clammy. Moms spaghetti. His character’s health bar is at 5%, and he’s frantically eating whatever he can to give him stamina. Theres monsters surrounding him from every corner. He’s babbling and cursing as he swings around his sword, frantically collecting stone and ore. He’s died sixteen times. Harvey hates him. On his side of the farm, he has three coops filled with dinosaurs. He loves them all equally.

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7 months ago

There’s a lot of untapped potential with parental figures for Max. Obv we’ve seen Paul because he’s like. The most popular adult in Hatchetfield.

But have you considered Emma meeting Max through Paul, and being a better match for him because she was an edgy prick as a teenager, so she gets him in a way Paul can’t.

Or, less beneficially, Ted as an older brother figure. Maybe they could meet through Pete if Max has enough of a redemption to be friends-ish with him. I think Ted would also be way more understanding because Max is honestly just Ted but younger and more athletic. Simultaneous character arcs. Or maybe not maybe they’re just awful forever idk

If you wanna get into some LiB/PIEP shenanigans. You could go with Holloway! Tbh I haven’t seen NMT so I haven’t got much for this. But it seems interesting enough.

Or John! Max has to move out or hide from his dad after some inciting event. He gets sick of hopping around between houses of people who kind of don’t like him, so John(probably the only person without a grudge against him) takes him in. You got your classic troubled teen and emotionally closed-off adult pairing. Bonus points if Max is queer and that’s like the only emotional situation John is comfortable in because he dealt with it, too.

There’s so much! So much!


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7 months ago

Absolutely worth the wait what a cutie

this was not worth the wait sorry guys

This Was Not Worth The Wait Sorry Guys

under versions under cut cause I couldn't decide. plus one with that stupid red bow cause i love red and i love bows

This Was Not Worth The Wait Sorry Guys
This Was Not Worth The Wait Sorry Guys
This Was Not Worth The Wait Sorry Guys
7 months ago

Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors


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6 months ago

I wish they would have Jon play more insane people. I really need to see more of him crashing tf out

VENUS!VENUS!VENUS!VENUS!


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6 months ago

Webby convinces her brothers that having a prophet is fun and so they each find a Hatchetfieldian to Make Worse, Be More Chill style.

I think the final Hatchetfield musical should be following the Lords in Black as protagonists


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4 months ago

Idk if this is what you meant or not but I like the idea of Max and Richie being stuck in a time loop and reliving the first act of NPMD until they both survive. At first they just try to save themselves and it doesn’t work, and then they realize they also have to save each other

needlessly sad thought for the evening is that we don’t technically see Max or Richie alive in NPMD since act 1 is a flashback and they both die during act 1.

this (prolly) doesn’t mean anything and I’m over thinking but I’ve always enjoyed toying around with a sort of time loop idea. like they’re both stuck repeating both of their deaths until something changes, but the rest of their peers move on and forget about them


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5 months ago

They took down vhscc :( this is the worst day of my life

RIP Gruelle, Bred, and Spektre. Taken from us far too soon


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5 months ago

PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY WHAT THE HELL

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

3 months ago
Someone Has To Have Done This Already

someone has to have done this already

6 months ago

finally complete an animatic for the first time in years and its This

Finally Complete An Animatic For The First Time In Years And Its This
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