Funniest Thing Starkid Could Do Is Cast Jerma As Max’s Dad

I find the idea of post-apocalyptic Paulkins very interesting.

Do you think they deny any type of therapy at first because they’ve been “normal” their whole lives. They don’t need that.

Do think Emma gets another job as a barista but quits the first day. Because all she can think about is the last time that she brewed coffee, and the scars and shaking that didn’t cover her hands back then.

Do you think they still cling onto each other like wild animals any time they get a moment of peace, as if there’s a zombie mob coming to break their door down and ruin it.

Do you think Paul can even hear music without freaking out, ten times worse than before? Can Emma?

They were strangers a month ago. Do you think they can even breathe when the other is out of their sight? Do you think they want to?

PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY WHAT THE HELL

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

the nerdy prudes when max jagerman fucking dies /silly

QUICK!!! EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE SNIGGLE HEADCANONS!!!

I'll go first: Pokey's sniggles have a fully developed sign language (because Pokey doesn't like it when others talk). It's super silly and super animated, some conversations looking more like dance numbers than actual conversations. They additionally have shortcuts to refer to each of the lords:

Pokey: The combined signs for "one" and "voice", which ends up looking like they're shushing you before extending their hand out from their mouth (like how sound would project from the mouth when speaking or singing)

Blinky: Effectively the dance that Blinky does during The Summoning, with the hands framing the eye.

Tinky: The combined signs for "time" and "space", which takes the form of like- stretching something out in your hands before squishing it back down, if that makes sense.

Nibbly: Making a big mouth with your hands and snapping it shut (a la the motion for "Daddy Shark" in Baby Shark).

Wiggly: Wiggling your fingers in front of your face to mimic his tentacles.

(Bonus -> Webby: The combined signs for "white" and "spider", which would be placing the hand palm down parallel to the ground [which is "white", palm up is black] before bending the fingers and "walking" the hand through the air like a spider)

About to watch Spies Are Forever. I quite literally know nothing about this show besides the joke about Joey being shot by his love interests, so if the two main guys aren’t canon I’m going to commit a crime

Is Saw for the gays?? I feel like I know an exorbitant amount of other gay people who are obsessed with Saw. Do I need to watch Saw? AM I MISSING OUT?

Idk if this is what you meant or not but I like the idea of Max and Richie being stuck in a time loop and reliving the first act of NPMD until they both survive. At first they just try to save themselves and it doesn’t work, and then they realize they also have to save each other

needlessly sad thought for the evening is that we don’t technically see Max or Richie alive in NPMD since act 1 is a flashback and they both die during act 1.

this (prolly) doesn’t mean anything and I’m over thinking but I’ve always enjoyed toying around with a sort of time loop idea. like they’re both stuck repeating both of their deaths until something changes, but the rest of their peers move on and forget about them

Tagging this as Michie is wild bro😭

I completely understand not liking a ship or how it’s portrayed, but you have to understand. That’s your opinion. No we do not all have to come to an agreement, we’re all different people with different thoughts.

There’s a difference between “I wish a ship was portrayed more this way,” and “I think we should all come to an agreement to stop engaging in this specific way because people are doing it Wrong, which is, not aligning with how I see it.”

Share your opinion. Go for it! But this is closer to policing the things that other people enjoy. Acting like the only right or acceptable way to enjoy a ship is the more angsty version that it would play out as realistically is,

1) Defeating the point of fan works, being that they can branch away from canon as much as you want because it’s literally just for fun, and

2) Unkind

Let people have fun! If you don’t think it’s fun then dont do it! Block the tag!

Hey Hatchetfield moots can we just collectively realize and accept the fact that Michie is lowkey a very toxic relationship because canonically Max has been bullying Pete since fourth grade which would mean he probably started bullying the other nerds around then which means Max has been bullying Richie and the nerds for almost a decade so even if Max has a redemption arc and does canonically have trauma I don't think there is any way this ship could be positive or healthy Richie would have to have some Stockholm syndrome type shit to even fall in love with Max in the first place not trying to ruin the ship for anyone but I feel like we need to realize this as a fandom please and thank you 💞💕