To Any Suicidal Followers I May Have: This Is A Sign To Not Kill Yourself. You Are Loved And The World

isagi man you can’t say shit like that

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Evan, coming out of closet: I don't like ... women.

Barty, mouth agape: ...

Barty: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

evan “i like men in the sense that i would perform unethical experiments on them” rosier

regulus: i hate you

james, in his head: slow burn, enemies to lovers, 300k+ words, angst with a happy ending

james, in his head: believe in yourself jamie!

WE ALREADY MISS U GURL

Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it's appropriate to define someone as your friend

the black sisters are tall and the black brothers are short. hope that helps

meeee

Random Rosekiller Headcanons I have bc I'm bored:

Evan has like really bad circulation so he's like ALWAYS cold

Evan's taller

Barty is like a little menace and Evan likes to just sit there and watch (and yeah, sometime he'll join)

Evan had loved Barty for like forever but it took Barty literal years to figure it out and quickly made his move but Evan did not catch on to Barty liking him until he was like, literally kissing him

Barty originally fell for Regulus which like broke Evan

They both actively tried to summon ghosts