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He just woke up and he already got traumatized poor boy

Silly soukoku doodles

Someone should write a fic about this

Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

for more frequent uploads, you can follow my twitter at ArcherD116, feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' eyes sparkled]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that sounds so cool!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders if everyone has some type of qi in your world or is it just a few select individuals?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers in joy]

[how is it? Is it good? Bad? I didn't overcook the eggs did I? Is it too salty? I hope not I only added a little bit of salt did I leave any eggshells in there? (⁠´>﹏<`⁠；⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is fidgeting]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

Fyodor has kitty panties ⊙⁠.⁠☉

added fem fyodor :))

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can pay him?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' celebrates]

[here you go! I hope it's not too small (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[I can give you a bigger one if that's what you need (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' greets you]

[I saw an anon get turned into a dumpling! can you turn me into a dumpling as well? I'll pay you! ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎]

[also hi! (๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ”]

...

I did not turn anon into a dumpling.

I sold anon the dumpling.

Gawd damn- *gets shot*

Let it be known that I never joke around when it comes to Kim Rok Soo ✨️𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓼✨️

[ah]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is sipping on their hot coco]

[that's kind of sad (・・)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking around in their storage]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they have:

A few different types of pasta

A whole lot of meat from different animals

Chicken eggs

Potatoes

Flour

Pancake mix

Some leftover tomato mush

Some apples

Half of a seedless watermelon

An orange

A multitude of different flavored instant ramen

Dark, white and milk chocolate

Pistachios

Condensed milk

Rice

Broccoli

Cauliflower

A mutilated human corpse

Bread

Cereal

An entire section dedicated to chips

Milk

Orange juice

Cream soda

Drinkable peach flavored yogurt

Pineapple flavored beer

Curry bricks

Beef bone marrow

Gelatin

Candy

Pudding

Onions

Garlic

Baby corn

Honey

A can of food? with no label

Tea bags of chamomile, English breakfast and red peach tea

Biscuits

Chocolate, strawberry and peanut butter flavored wafers

A packet of chocolate pocky

A bottle of egg salad dressing

A half used bottle of ketchup

Hazelnut ice cream

Soft cookies

As well as some leftover soy sauce chicken from yesterday's dinner]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]